me when I was right about AI being the latest overvalued, underperforming tech bolstered by the hell trifecta of bro CEOs, idiot VC money, and the sycophantic press

these guys have been dumb for so long

the incommunicable relationship between an autistic girl and her metro system

it’s like they design pharmacy hold music to get mentally ill ppl to kill themselves

chat, ppl saying joel isn’t an abusive father figure ??

was looking at sam seder and it finally hit me: it’s the SAD EYEBROWS. i’m horny for a “😩” kinda lookin guy, you know what I mean?

how tf is RFK the only kennedy not getting assassinated

igenuinely want someone to give me a compelling argument for why TLOU2 isn’t just your standard revenge violence-begets-violence story

i’ve been using a mug to eat soup and, lemme tell you, you’ve all been HAD by Big Bowl

that plane crashed in a heavily brazilian working class area of PA, nearly burning down the house of the incredible caregiver who was my dying mother’s greatest companionship in her final hours. the terror and devastation this crash reigned down on her and her community is indescribable.

biopics are just marvel movies for boomers

calling my reps this much feels like a daily exorcism of my repressed karen energy. you won’t see me having the capacity to ask for any managers over the next 4 years!

got engaged twice, btw

trying to stream Shin Godzilla in the US and it’s become an extreme sport

what can I say other than we are SO back. horror-romance is the only genre that can make sense of this death cult world we live in. robert eggers, you never fail to capture my greatest nightmare and desire all in one 🖤💀 HAPPY NOSFERATMUS 🩸🤍

explained infinity nikki to my boyfriend as “GTA for girls” and “the outfits are the guns”

happy Disassociation December, to all who celebrate 🙏👼

the way I just code switch into male passing when I play call of duty

Is It Fog, Smog, or Smoke: An LA Winter Story

Mcbling Strut Pop

gonna post a list of all the evil rich ppl whose death I wholly intend to meme through, just to get ahead of the discourse

I dunno I kinda feel like the dehumanizing part was normalizing companies that literally bleed sick and dying ppl of their every last penny while denying them life saving care, but I guess it could be the memes too

where’s the starter pack for perverts tho?

since it needs to be said again and again it seems.

bluesky should be this bluesky should be that BLUESKY NEEDS TO GIVE ME A SAVE TO DRAFTS OPTION BEFORE I KMS

it’s giving thanks 💅✨

hit my head roller skating cause of this damn ass rock 😭

when I find my lighter

went to edit 200 words out, only to end up with 400 more 🫠

worried my new bsky followers don’t know that i’m also hot and on instagram, which is a rly important form of political resistance in these sexless, feckless times www.instagram.com/jessjoho/pro...

got asked a party “wait, fiction is the one that’s not real, right?” we are so passed cooked. we are dust, we are char, we are re-air fried CRISPED

when brazilian politics starts looking less lawless than your own, then i’m sorry, you are COOKED

meanwhile in the Swiss Abroad newsletter i receive every month by law, the farmers are Very Disgruntled

me in la to a new yorker: you have NO IDEA how cold my house gets in the winter 😫

keep accidentally clicking on the bsky app thinking it’s twitter cause it’s the exact shade of blue that twitter (now a black X indistinguishable from either TikTok or Threads) used to be. well played!

hey you sick little fuck 🫵 you need to enable adult content on browser under moderation settings to see nudes

no one gets him like i do

“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist” James Baldwin

playing COD with the gamer tag MARX so all the bros know it’s in a commie kinda way

it’s not the big accounts i’m missing, it’s the nameless shit posters. theirs is the labor that makes microblogging apps a worthwhile human endeavor

keep tryna explain to everyone that the brazilian military coup/dictatorship was run by the dumbest, least competent ppl alive because, famously, you do not need an ounce of capability to run an authoritarian government—just the guns is enough lol

writing a memoir is so fucking weird, like “oh no, can’t spoil that mom dies by writing about her in the past tense yet”

we need Liberal Hawk Tuah Girl

basically being a horny on main culture critic with wildly unpopular opinions that regularly triggered reddit gamer threads of pseudo-intellectuals struggling with their desire to be cucked by a woman who’s smarter than them

everyone keep your pfp the same while I figure this shit out !!!

remembering fondly (not really) back to 2014 when simply being a Woman In Games got you, like, 5k guilt-fueled male followers

how to block mark cuban on bluesky

hi new followers ☺️👋 allow me to reintroduce myself as the spirit of a haunted victorian doll that took possession of this imperfect physical form to enact my psychosexual perversities forbidden by both God and Man. like and subscribe to stay up to date!

what’s the etiquette 4 reposting from twitter on here? are we pro/against? too cringe? just cringe enough? nobody cares and we are all but mere dust in the eternal sands of an indifferent universe?

wait but why does the posting interface look like that tho?