I don’t bottle my emotions. I slow-cook them until they come out in passive-aggressive humor.

my insomnia is basically a side hustle

my life is rated 18+ in irony

extremely irritated that they made super mega cakes with an AI host instead of a person 😡 too far

I’m not cold, I’m just running on low emotional battery and soft nihilism

been watch the servant on apple tv and i still dunno how to feel about it

bloddy hell fernanda won YES YES YES PORRA BRASIL

leave aubrey alone!!!!

NOSSA NOSSA NOSSA MINHA MANHÃ NUM POST

I would give a kidney to be kevin kline on the last episode of disclaimer with cate blanchett and being able to listen and watch that last monologue looking at her eyes, aaaaaaaaaaa so good

ai ta tendo força de mulher - kadin na record 😍 saudades dublar a Yesim

finally!

the most horrible thing of waking up before my wife is having to drink my own coffee😞

why is Eva green so much hotter when she plays a witch?

currently buying blackout curtains

cult of the lamb is our new obsession

a bull terrier bit my wife on the street and the owner just took off - I am pissed.

1-800-237-8255

mum is adamant about one of our cats being depressed. and she thinks it's her fault cuz he is too much like her. she has tears in her eyes. SHES PROJECTING ON THE CAT oh mama

I am a toy that people enjoy until all the tricks don't work anymore and they are bored of me 🎶

what tv series you would never skip the intro?

omg wizards of baking is making me squeeeak! 🐍

Please stop. Cats were perfect for thousands of years before we started "adjusting" them. www.theguardian.com/world/2024/o...

feliz dia, saci, bruxas, slashers, goth babie, pré dia de los muertos e meu feriado pessoal com todos os santos assoprando minha vela 🎂🔪🥳 and have a killer day!

loving that my daily clothes are my new characters fav clothes gotta love a morbid bitch

after two weeks suffering the effects of abstinence, i'm back semi alive to tell you NEVER believe abstinence is the key, no no and no, damage reduction people! and spread the word, guys, benzos abstinence can give you convulsions. say no to any doctor no matter what

I have to bite myself to bring me back

4 am. let's start the countdown to my fall down

é muito bom ser prefeito/governador de direita, nada é culpa sua, ninguém cobra, se for ano eleitoral é só botar coletinho laranja e pedir paciência

i've dissociated a long time ago

You're not lactose intolerant, you're haunted by cheese 👻

machuquei minha boca com meu anel em um longo espasmo na madrugada e agora além de ter que ficar de unha curta preciso dormir sem meus anéis. tal qual benjamin button já já vou precisar de fraldas

dead boy detectives foi a coisa mais gracinha que eu assisti esse semestre (choreeeeei sim)

minha tl cheia de gente contando as horas pro próximo episódio de agatha harkness, como pode gays serem movidas por séries

masterpiece

segunda vez vendo speak no evil e sigo intrigada com o patty

chegamos a conclusão que somos um grande clichê sáfico

quem vai me indicar uma peça pra esse fim de semana?

só quem já treinou sorriso no espelho vai me entender hoje

é domingo a noite

estamos vendo dead sea e concluímos que entre um homem cis hétero e um tubarão preferimos pular na água

sarah paulson locona de stilnox em hold your breath

sarah paulson phd em fazer mães surtadas

i'm so stressed my stress became chock waves that have now decided to start coming out of my body in espasm. have I transcended?

cada vez mais em paz aqui com meu slim shady

inclusive, tava me atualizando 🥵😰

todo dia acordando pra perder algo ou alguém. espero minha vez de me perder logo

iniciando construção de personagem a partir do que o hugo criou - isso só pode dar muito certo ou muito errado mesmo e eu amo