might do it myself with the twist that it's bsky users vs their biggest enemies

can someone host a hungergames i crave blood

WHO IS DOING THIS

some of you aren't reposting this btw.

male pregnancy

the april fools joke was that i didnt post

when the fertilizer comes out sizzling

hey so uhhhmmmm who owes me money again the list exploded with my previous account

sudden urge to crush a specific kind of cookie right now

they should pay me overtime for hanging out in the office all day

heh... as expected

callie wins

Potted Plant is fucking terrifying and that's why I never try to owe more money than I do to plant because holy smokes!!!

SECOND PLACE GOES TO OUR AMAZING SPONSOR @plant.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo !!!! CONGRATS!!!

The one with the most beef with the plant is.... OREO!!! But Cepha also had some votes congrats @thebrainrotgotme.bsky.social !!! #bskyPMA25

What the fuck plant oomf are you in my vicinity because I literally just witnessed a car crash infront of my college building

Leblanc’s attic potted plant get out of my notifs my heart belongs to @plant.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo

the plant won

i have beef with a pot plant

Wait flo is the potted plant??????

I think the plant is trying to tell us smth

"THE GOVERNMENT" "𝗟𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧'𝗦 𝗡𝗢𝗧-" "THE DMV" "𝗟𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧'𝗦 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗛𝗢𝗪 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗞 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗞𝗦" "THE POTTED PLANT!" "𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗬 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧 𝗟𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧, 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗪𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧"

i hope my main's identity isn't too widespread yet, it's like the most open secret out there but I hope I can one day sneakily become mutuals with someone on here & they would be none the wiser

Than you for the idea

oc posting will resume tomorrow i am currently having a one night plant

IM FREE

happy women's day i miss my wife

i like men plants

there is no way i'm still muted

I BEEF WITH THE PLANT BUT I DEMAND THE RELEASE OF @plantoomf.bsky.social NOW!! UTTERLY UNJUST

they shot the plant down the moment march started btw....

This is killing me bsky is silencing the plant

THE SKY HATES THE FUCKING PLANT

I GOT LABELED AS SPAM LOL

== INTERACTION BAIT == Like this post & I will assign you one of my OC's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it's gonna be so hard following everyone again but i'm going to do my best, chiitan liked my post so my life could not be better

now i actually need to set up this fucking account again holy shit