don’t forget to pray today

deadass forgot this app existed… wasssupppp wubba lubba dub dub or whatever we say over here

poly need to get my dick sucked

seeing a lot of people named poly recently. “i love being poly” “me and my partner are poly” well good for you. i love being lil pipe.

we should play fortnite! “oh like regular or zero build, or?” what no.. im playin castle tycoon..

i’m a fag/got lesbian

huge penis pants :/

her pussy like sunday service the way i be kneeling

what’s the word for homophobic but against swifties

“sex work isn’t work” i don’t know.. i definitely break a sweat so like

feeling melancholy? nah.. i’m tryna feel those melons.. holly?

i came, i saw, i fumbled

praying to saint luigi mangione for strength during backshots

i’m going beyblade mode on the pussy

the new jersey drones are carrying taylor swift instead of her jet now

i for one welcome our new drone overlords

my dick sorta like one of those cute cow print bikinis and no i won’t elaborate

pussy. is it making you act like a faggot? more at 11.

Inbox: ‘Wanted’ posters of healthcare CEOs wheatpasted around lower Manhattan ahead of today’s Goldman Sachs Financial Services conference. “Those who would steal from us have names, faces, and addresses. Justice will only come from the working class,” per anon communique.

pussy got me actin like a faggot

pussy got me actin like a faggot

can’t send dick pics in dms what’s the point

seeing lesbians irl makes my day better

so this guy is the healthcare shooter?

it happened… a tweet on here did better than on twitter.. the scales have tipped… now they just need to make dms more pretty and im sold

do they make ozempic but for ur dick.. mines too fat

it’s not sex if you don’t say i love you

new headphones got me wanting to fuck the music

they should invent a girlfriend for me

quick time events is what girls call sex with me

super lame that functional combat outfits don’t involve visors and huge suits of armor like in video games

cis girl chasers save me! save me cis girl chaser!

fake ass goth i saw you have hope in the future

twitter being called X sucked but it did actually provide us with this picture so i think bluesky should follow suit. perhaps H. would be cool to see someone jump like an H

drone pilot who accidentally blows up saint basils cathedral instead of the actual kremlin

think it’s always odd how we use saint basil’s cathedral instead of the actual russian analogy of the white house

there’s two wolves inside me and one is happy

hike yesterday c: <3

i have ptsd post traumatic swiftie disorder

can i pur on it

i have this bad habit where i call my straight roommate faggot a lot

i’m gatekeeping my penis

they’re saying you’re gay on straight twitter

guys there’s a cats at the function and they are so silly

i’m assigned gamer at birth

i will not be accepting he/him gamers into this community i don’t care what you all say

no more gooning, get out your to do list.