There are occasions when a soft and fuzzy creature wielding 5 needle-sharp weapons on every extremity is endearing but when it's a cat jumping on the lap during morning coffee, it lacks seductive appeal.

Feeling a bit tender and bruised after and as a result of festivities yesterday evening, much appreciate efforts of our Host. Please the blessing of informing when such delightful events are planned and will make a suitable presentation.

Received a mailing yesterday, an offer for funeral and final expenses; includes a 31-day, 100% money back guarantee. I have questions.