I don’t know that he sounds that much worse than he has always sounded to me. His old tricks just aren’t working anymore. I bet no one is as surprised as he is.

There are a lot of countries that allow birthright citizenship, but there is only one stupid enough to make you president.

Do I need to say it again?

I just unfollowed someone for reposting something that made me feel hopeless and almost suicidal, and I blocked the account he reposted. Please remember why kings used to murder the bearer of bad news. It's because it feels good. It's because it's justified. So shut your mouth.

This whole cross dressing thing. It’s a thing you know. Who cares but it’s noem who stood in front of caged men so trumps base could jerk off and so I’ll allow it. But normally I couldn’t give a shit.

Trump policy: 'Cause you're hot, then you're cold You're yes, then you're no You're in, then you're out You're up, then you're down You're wrong when it's right It's black, and it's white We fight, we break up We kiss, we make up … you don't really wanna stay, no but you don't really wanna go, oh

I'm so confused because "the streets" were saying trump is ending the war, the stock market is up based on that news this morning, but Hegsweth sounds like the same ole same ole? Does anyone know what is happening? I don't expect them to say the truth.

There’s a lot of pictures of Lindsay Graham at Disney world right now. In one of them he’s holding like a stuffed Disney toy in another He’s riding space Mountain. Does not appear to be with any children. wtf??

Stock futures rise as trump signals progress in US-Iran war talks. It's like fucking clockwork. And they fall for it everytime. He's not as successful a conman as we think. People are just really fucking dumb. Especially rich people honestly.

They’re not worried about a Nazi tattoo or working for Blackwater. Same people called Hillary and Kamala warmongers. I’m pretty sure they mostly just hate women.

Of course I just got home from an amazing dinner at one of my favorite restaurants and made the mistake of “seeing what’s happening”. I’m so stupid.

Omg is he going to do a cover of “let’s talk about sex baby let’s talk about you and me” next? Insanity.

Trump caved. The Democrats beat him. That's what happened.

So there was never any deal on TSA right? All bullshit. I told you he doesn’t taco he moves into the shadows and then comes back to get what he wants. Lifelong rapist. All you need to know is that there is no “no”.

Trump is panting over men being large and hard again.

California is fucking around and if they keep it up we’re all going to find out.

Breaking WaPo: Trump showed a classified map he retained from his first term in office to passengers on a 2022 private plane flight and retained another record so sensitive that only six high-ranking government officials had access to it, according to a prosecution memo released to Congress.

Trump's just gaming the stock market with this Iran war. All insider trading, he and his family are raking in BILLIONS.

This, of course, was also true in 2024, when the front page headlines were all about the mental & physical incapacity of Joe Biden.

Alan Ritchson beat some MAGA dude's ass, and it's all over the place, and I think Chappell Roan should send him a muffin basket.

I wish we could get trump to take up pickleball tho.

I think I’m gonna do a whole series on the benefits of being mid. Maybe it should be a book. Mid Midge can be the main character. Mid Midge will have it going on believe me!

So Charlie Kirk’s mentor and some bigwig in right wing politics died. In a “freak pickleball accident”. Of course I had to google to read about it because ever since my friend twisted her leg so bad 2 years ago that she couldn’t walk for weeks I was like nah that ain’t for me.

Please don’t let Trump start ruminating about Elvis’ penis. I can’t go thru the whole Arnold Palmer thing again.

My mom cancelled her Delta flight for this Saturday. Beginning April 2nd another airline starts their direct flights between Myrtle Beach and Islip MacArthur, so 2 regionals. So she's coming back that night now. I think this is better, but personally I would not fly at all right now.

The sickest part, on a personal level, not a global one, is that I have to be fucking grateful that the mad hatter didn't wake up and choose to nuke. That's how low my life and expectations have sunk. Fuck you forever to anyone who didn't vote, or voted for this lunatic pig.

DOW futures were down several hundred, just jumped UP 1000 points after the Mad Hatter's misspelled and grammatically garbled post. Did the money men intervene? Did he shit his pants when he saw the futures? Who knows? What's important is; this isn't BORING.

Isn't it wonderful living in the Mad Hatter's world? I was sooo like, bored when Biden was president. I said, bring me like, some DRAMA. So I got all my friends to say step down OLD MAN. Cause I LOVE like the drama of it all. Like, you know. You know what I mean man. Like for real

Well, the mad hatter woke up and spewed some new BS but at least we PROBABLY won't nuke Iran this week.

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

Republicans need to stop playing politics with our safety and adding stress to travel—and anytime you add ICE to the equation, things only get worse. They need to pay TSA workers and stop ICE’s recklessness, not spread it.

My mom is flying from a regional airport in a red state into LaGuardia, New York. I just have no idea how all of this impacts that. I don’t know if the regional airports are affected. I don’t know if planes landing at LaGuardia would be affected. This is going to be total chaos.

So now homan is saying ice agents can check ID before people enter the screening area. So number one this sounds redundant and I think the lines are just gonna get worse. Either way this will lead to violence at some point.

People who fluff themselves by saying pop music is bland and boring what music is so much cooler? Is it 70s and 80s rock? That’s just sad. Is it rap? Is it disco? Is it opera or classical? Those 2 would actually be interesting answers and I’d be willing to engage. I’d be curious.

I knew 2026 was going to be the field of destiny we’re all forced to engage on.

I don’t have a great feeling about the upcoming week in Trump history. But I have an important presentation to give in nyc and my mom is flying home and there’s nothing I can do to change any of this. Time only moves in one direction. Forward.

Oh Chappell you really stepped in it now.

I just want a president who isn’t trash. Who doesn’t appeal to the worst parts of human nature.

Multiple scary episodes of sudden teleportation? Ok.

Just sitting here steaming over fetterman out of nowhere. Remember when he tweeted put me in coach, I’ll be the 51st vote. Every time. That was his tweet, every time. He perpetrated a fraud on the voters. And now I gotta wait till 2028 to get rid of his ass?

We did everything we were supposed to do: worked hard, lived within our means, saved, invested, paid it forward. In the space of less than two years this orange motherfucker has blown it all up, for us and every other person in this country. Fuck everyone who didn’t vote for Hillary and Kamala.

Omg they are all boomer maga men. I said to the bartender im a dem do I need my bodyguard? It was a joke. He replied you’ll be alright but you’re the only dem in here. 😂

Omg men are so gross why can’t they be locked inside. I can’t even describe what I am sitting near right now al because I wanted a little cocktail and a salad

Welp it’s 4pm closing bell. Another day of winning!

He's destroying everything in real time. Sure, a dem will PROBABLY be elected in 28 to clean it up like we always have to, but the midterms will come in 30, the left will whine about their ponies, and millions will blame dems for not fixing things instantly.That's when we lose the house and senate.

I just saw someone say they got a jury duty summons for the same day they are moving out of state, and they don't know what to do. I can't deal with this ineptitude. Throw it in the garbage dummy. Do people really live in this much fear?

I love films starring talented women. But I'm only human, and sometimes I will go just to see hot men. I was already down for Miami Vice with MBJ AND Austin Butler, and now Cruise may play the villain.Think "Collateral". 3 great actors, 2 of them sizzling hot. I can't buy my ticket fast enough.

This idiot could not have advanced without leftists. Now they are demanding we do the same in Maine. Unbelievable.

I don't understand this. Sniping children is a joke? And "fuck em if they can't take a joke" is incredibly Genx, but like, from back when we were in middle school. This is SOOOO low IQ.

Yes, she is for women. I'm afraid that some smelly man is gonna come in and woo everyone, like always. How? I don't know!