What’s the fastest way to turn a recovering addict back into a fiend ? It’s my understanding meth is particularly grimy.

There ought to be a better way to post to all of your accounts at the same time.

I’m not sure which I like more: threads or BS

That pop the balloon show disappeared like a poot in the wind. What happened?

Cardi’s album is the first I’ve listened to at release from start to finish since THE EPONYMOUS album.

Not one fuck was given with this album 🤣🤣

I’ve been waiting for Cardi for a long time and I’m loving it so far.

I think I will too. It’s perfection.

I love this song, I don’t even know why. I find myself listening to this so randomly. More since hearing Josh Gad sing it.

And that includes a lot of skinfolk popular on twitter at the time and Bluesky now. I’m not ever gonna forget that shit.

I am NEVER forgiving anyone who actively campaigned against VP Harris, including the non-stop bitchers.

This country has always been on some bullshit, but today’s country is bull diarrhea by comparison.

I didn’t know you could do this by pressing the phone button.

If you wanna know what they mean, what they really mean, by “make America great again, watch Pleasantville (1998). That’s what they want. The illusion of perfection and white mediocrity allowed to thrive in the absence of real competition by manufacturing outcomes.

He’s the best. He’s really the best.

Now, listen, my moral compass could be off but… A man, whose car company has to recall thousands of their cars because they burst into flames, decided to build rocket ships…and you think to…get on one?! You know what, come on.

Don’t get to complaining to me about me. That’s not what we do here.

I’m marinating carne asada right now para mi gente. It smells amazing.

I’m still excited I painted this and I think I need to pass over parts of it one more time with layers of paint, but I love the nipple. I added the nipple as a nod to Strangé (Grace,) in Boomerang.

I’ve had a surge in productivity the last few weeks. I’ve don’t more than I ever thought including getting 2k in tax fines waived because I submitted the wrong damn 1120. I feel like I can do anything, though I know that’s not entirely true. I can do most things though.

Sometimes, you just have to let people have the gps coordinates of precisely where they have you fucked up.

On the left is a canvas print I bought fdom FB Marketplace. I was disappointed because it wasn’t unique art. The second picture is AI conceptualized with a nude woman as part of it as I asked. The final picture is what we get when I PAINTED a Black Woman onto the canvas. Now, it’s art.

Sometimes, you just have to let people have the gps coordinates of precisely where they have you fucked up.

I’d hate to have to survive a Trump administration twice, but I really don’t want to see his damn funeral on our dime. I want him dead, a traitor, and buried on his fuck ass golf course.

I love the way Black people go up for what we go up for.

Let me tell you something I’ve witnessed. The messiest bitches, the ones who will try to screw you professionally, DO NOT HAVE A GODDAMN THING (by way of accomplishment,) to show for themselves. They have only mistakes and missteps along their misguided path.

I bought this back in May and finally wrote in it: “you should hate being the pot as much as you loathe being the kettle.”

I want you to know that it’s almost 8am and I’m waiting outside The Fresh Market because I’m out of crumpets for my breakfast. Feel like that’s a good metric for who I am as a person.

Judge me or whatever, but my daughter will beat someone’s ass. I didn’t raise her that way, but I’m damn proud. (Because I know it’s innate now.)

Normalize saying, “That is no longer a conversation I’m willing to have.”

Earl went absolutely stupid with Party Up. It’s DIABOLICAL. “Whatever it is you puffin on that got you thinking that you Superman, I got the keyptonite and I’ll smack you with my dick and a mic.” (A personal favorite for, who the fuck you’d think you playing with?!)

It’s been 8,246 days since PValley ended. Goddamn!

I want other Black girls to be loved like I, very apparently, am. Because I really have never been cared for like this. If you have ever experienced this, you’d know how everything else just AIN’T IT. It’s different when someone just wants to see me happy. That’s it, that’s all. Me, happy. Period.

I love art; he knows it. We went to a sidewalk sale at a gallery here and this is what I came home with. Custom framed by the time we made it home.

Today, I went to an art gallery and I left with two pieces. I brought him back with me and left with two more. I immediately went to frame them all. I’m creating a fire ass gallery wall in our home.

I’m putting the call out there, I need an artist capable of painting Elphaba on my mortarboard for graduation. I’m putting the lyrics to Defying Gravity on it as well. I’ve done something they said couldn’t be done.

I don’t even know how to handle having someone making my breakfast on my busiest days. My early birthday present came, a dash cam that also films the interior of my car so I can see my child back there.

Psst. Crumpets are better than English muffins.

I finally fixed a website glitch for @thebridgemnhealth.com so I’m really happy about that. My client feedback form wasn’t functioning properly so kudos to me.

We’re always eating the same stuff so I made smothered pork chops for dinner.

Went for a walk yesterday and got a compliment on my shirt.

Why are niggas so annoying. They can’t stand it when you literally don’t give a fuck about what they got going on so then they

Go to therapy, also in pillow form. Go! www.thebridgemnhealth.com/product-page...

That’s little dick, insecure energy!

Some of the best scenes I’ve ever seen in a TV show came out of STARZ American Gods (the first two seasons anyway). Orlando Jones’s Anansi reduced me to tears.

Nothing is worse than who they are in the light of day. I am so sick of white people doing that thing where they excuse the truly shitty things they do and really think there’s some redeeming quality. It’s quite possible they’re just shitty people doing shitty things.

We have a white male problem.

When I think about things, I’m going with Kenneth. Deele, After 7, Milestone, The Waiting to Exhale Soundtrack, fucking LaFace? I’m so so sorry Luther.

The VERY millennial urge to delete cringe old status updates on Facebook when they’re served to you in the flashback.

I really miss twitter sometimes because I don’t invest in Bluesky like I did on twitter 2009-2024, I still haven’t reconnected with all of my favorite mutuals. Fuck you Elon.