I’m going to try to throw up quietly and politely so it doesn’t interrupt Pools’s work meetings but unfortunately I’m a loud puker. If I threw up at the gym they would sound the lunk alarm. (I have food poisoning)

Halloween Oreos at the grocery store already 😱

My department at work has shrunk quite a bit and my coworkers I share an office building with usually take Fridays off, so I get to experience the eerie empty office today

I'm talking about Jack London books with a friend and remembering how much of a wolf girl I was in middle school (I still am one)

I'm starting to feel nostalgic for when I was unemployed, lol. I drew so much back then

Oh believe me, we are ready! (really old drawing lmao)

Been a while since I drew a scalie and pretty sure someone wanted to see more pudgy gator again! The round alligator is getting himself some hot dog and it looks like he is out and about to watch some baseball games, or maybe play~! #furry #furryart #scalie #oc

Omg… the Switch 2 killer app is finally here

I'm finally getting a new phone this weekend... mine stopped receiving updates 3 years ago (iPhone 7) but it's still been chugging along these past few years. I'd keep using it but none of my banking apps can open anymore and Telegram crashes if I scroll through my stickers too fast.

Morning Law

We had a substitute teacher in 5th grade who got a NatGeo VHS from the school library about hyenas. It started showing and explaining how the matriarch uses her pseudopenis to anally mount males to show dominance, and the sub got up so fast to turn it off that she tripped

A foxy look

I dropped a new box of eggs and 4 of them broke but it's okay because I cooked and ate them anyway

I need an extension like Sponsorblock for Youtube but it skips the parts where Northernlion plays Puckdoku

a Finnegan fox, because she loved him #saveafox www.saveafox.org/donate

If you get deep enough into the Duolingo Spanish course they give up writing new stories and start having an AI write them. They suck so unfathomably bad that they make me start to think I don't understand the language. Just a string of non sequiturs.

I've been trying really hard to beat @thebogosphere.bsky.social's time trial record and the dinosaurs are in cahoots with him

ME

One of the best surprises with the Switch 2 so far is that the microphone is really, really good. You can use Gamechat from across the room with background noise and it still sounds crystal clear.

Mumbo got a glow-up from Kazooie to Tooie. They made him moe. Then they yassified him in Nuts & Bolts

I’m playing Banjo-Tooie and I learned the move where Banjo can take off his backpack to scoop people up with it, and… I’m appreciating how he looks shirtless with his backpack off

it's NATIONAL ALLIGATOR DAY?? be nice to me

I have a cold but Pools made me chamomile tea and it restored my MP

Commission for @binturong.bsky.social!

16 hours into Blue Prince: Yay! I beat the game! I'll just wrap up the post-game content. 71 hours into Blue Prince: 500 screenshots, dozens of loose ends and a physical notebook full of theories 😳

So many birds vocal stimming outside my window this morning

Tmi but I’m back from an exhausting work trip to Brazil, and my tiredness and horniness meters are both maxed out

Also I’m in Brazil again 🐊🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

This is me if you even care

El thievul 🎩🗡🦊 #pokemon #furry

My boss is getting promoted so I'm getting some new responsibilities at work 🆒

this is me now actually, I'm in Montreal!

On a side note, does anyone else have a visceral aversion to subscriptions? Even tiny ones. The only one I have is Nintendo Switch online and even that feels like a leech embedded in my skin when I think about it lol. I can’t bring myself to pay for hardly anything indefinitely.

I like my job, but I fantasize a lot about having the freedom to drive cross country and visit friends for a month, or to silence my phone at night and not worry about an emergency at the plant I work at…

So, there's this guy... 🥵

If you're cold, he's cold.

I’m not much of a hiker but I did a pretty rough 9-mile mountain trial hike with some of my siblings today. I got wet, muddy and I still feel my heartbeat in my legs, but I had fun!

wandering

The new tweets that show up after catching up on yesterday’s timeline are like the fries at the bottom of the bag

Brazil has their mascot game on point

today is bandcamp friday, which means bandcamp waives their revenue share. if you’ve been considering picking up Soil Songs, today would be a great day to do it!

Meeting the lighthouse keeper at sunset. 🌅 Comm for @puptree.bsky.social! (naked alt in replies 🤫)

Visiting a friend in West Virginia

A guy at work said my shoulders look broader and asked if I'd been working out lately 🆒

Thinkin' about Binkin' Characters belong to @cowcatgames.bsky.social

It’s flat fuck Friday and he’s ready to flatten you