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At a WWF show in Omaha in 86 or 87, I met Lanny Poffo. He was selling his frisbees in the concourse. When he asked if I’d like one my father said “Lanny, what’s he gonna do with a frisbee in February?”

Related note: Rod Trongard was amazing and anyone who says otherwise can go jump in a lake.

They should have just changed the name of the show to Bunkhouse Buck and Friends.

This needs to be rectified post haste, if not it’ll get him to finally stop complaining on losing out on all that Duck Duck Goose money.

Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.

“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:

You know what this world needs? A heavy metal cover of Canadian Railroad Trilogy.

Guys, the audio version of Bret Hart’s book came out and it’s every thing you would hope it would be.

The vibe I bring to any function

You know, it just hit me how screwed up it is that when I went to elementary school in the late 80s/ early 90s in a town that was home to an important Strategic Air Command base, they’d have us sing the English version of 99 Luftballoons in music class. Sick bastards.

I was born in a hospital on an Air Force base in Goldsboro, North Carolina in 1981. My dad and his friend John used to watch Mid Atlantic Championship Wrestling every week. Bob Caudle’s voice was more than likely one of the first voices I heard period. We’ll miss you Bob. Thank you.

Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.

Parliament Terry Funkadelic

That’s very cutting humor… You know, cause of the Dura Shears.

In 1986, at the Omaha Civic Auditorium Truth Magnum was wearing this exact same outfit the night my dad took me to a show. Same show oddly enough that Danny Spivey arrived to the building late and had to ask my dad where the dressing room was.

You what I was just thinking about the other day? How back around Wrestlemania last spring so many people were losing their shit about Joe Hendry losing in five minutes to Randy Orton. I think I laughed for a good ten minutes thinking about the folks that were mad about that.

Holy cow…travel YouTuber Jeb Brooks looks exactly like Joe Hendry with a beard.

Guys! They secured that broadcast deal with those little TV’s they have in the gas pumps!

Look, all I’m saying is that if you don’t dance around like Jimmy Valiant when The Boy From New York City comes on, then you’re a damaged person and need to talk to someone about your problems. I don’t make the rules, that’s just how it is.

You wanna have some fun? Watch Slamboree 93 and count the people on that card who went on to do very bad things or had already done them. That show is just chock full of mur-diddly-urdlers.

You know what, someone tried to convince me that I was crazy for saying that if Piper wasn’t available for the WWF to go after Hogan in the Mania 1 buildup that Don Muraco would have been an acceptable substitute. That person is wrong. Top heel Muraco against Hogan would have been awesome.

WHERE WILL YOU BE WHEN DIARRHEA STRIKES?

The judges would have also accepted ELVIS: starring The Sandman as Colonel Tom Parker.

Fine I’ll say it. Dave Meltzer always seemed like the type of guy that would make fun of a person for not knowing shit he just learned yesterday.

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally??

Replace the singer of a famous song… Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, but instead of Gordon Lightfoot it’s Kermit the Frog.

Go watch it so Mike can get on the good heart medicine instead of that cheap generic stuff. Come on, he’s a poor old crippled gentleman Christian rassler…

Just showed my son the SMW clip where Bob Armstrong bars Ron Wright from ringside and wheels him off the interview set. He loved it. I don’t think I’ve ever been prouder.

The episode of World Championship Wrestling that showed Nikita Koloff’s face turn.

There’s a memory from 9/11 I’ll never get out of my head. That night, as we were about to pull out of Norfolk I called my mom. I never want to hear that level of fear In anyone’s voice ever again as long as I live.

I am going to say this one thing to get it out my system then I’m shutting up. Nobody should be shooting anybody else.

“On this episode of Cheaters…”

Age verification Fishin’ with Orlando Wilson.

Even Stevie Wonder could tell you that’s Trump’s signature.

NEW EPISODE: We recap WCW Sat Night on TBS from Jan 22, 1994! Colonel Parker & Pillman are great leading up to Clash 26! What was Missy driving back in 1994? Plus, tons of outlaw mudshow shenanigans! Reposts GREATLY appreciated! Download here: Download here: tinyurl.com/BTTWCWJan221...

This is Lana. Here she is after she saw two bunnies in the yard. She really likes playing with this little piece of felt string I got her. Actually, she likes pretty much everything…except the Dallas Cowboys. She thinks the Dallas Cowboys suck.

Man, RFK Jr just had the nerve to accuse someone of talking gibberish…

Smokey and the Gary.

Terry Funk and Paul Heyman host the Nintendo Battle of Champions II in Vegas 1993.

“DR. MARIO…..IS A JACKASS!”

Booking The Territory: where it’s on like neck bones all the time!

I will say this one thing about the Raja Jackson/ Syko Stu incident. When you are on a show, you are telling everyone else on that show “I trust you with my body, and you can trust me with yours” What Jackson did was flat out goddamned disgusting.

So, sumbitches really out there yelling at clouds because Cracker Barrel changed the sign? That joint was just Log Cabin Denny’s anyway. Trust me, you can get your corn stuffed hog jowls somewhere else.

“I gave my life to Christ in the Cracker Barrel parking lot!”

Currently watching a Tom & Jerry cartoon where Tom gets drunk on accident. He starts acting really friendly to Jerry and he has no idea how to take it.

Today’s WCW DEEP CUT looks at the time that a Lord Steven Regal promo infuriated The Royal Family!

ICYMI: We recap WCW Sat Night on TBS from Jan 1, 1994. Steve Austin & Colonel Parker are FANTASTIC! Pillman challenges the Colonel! And Mean Gene does some dong dancing? Plus tons of outlaw mudshow shenanigans! Reposts GREATLY appreciated! Download here: tinyurl.com/BTTWCWJan11994

Mediocre Funk Railroad

Umm, did Trump just say he’s going to Russia? Does he not know Alaska is a state?