69420 miles 😎

Me waking up at 3am for work: Fuck this job Me waking up at 3am for a road trip: LETS GOOOOOO

Yesterday was Apollo's 10th birthday and you know that sweet baby got all the love and treats! Pup cup, a duck foot, a new toy, and lots of little snacks 🥰

It baffles me just how many grown ass adults don't understand how to queue in a line. Did y'all fucking flunk preschool?

After 16.5 hours, it's done 🤤

Cooking a 14.5 lb pork butt under the blood moon 🌝

Just caught a whiff of the rotting fish tree. Spring definitely has arrived.

Flea/Antique market trips always have those wtf things. First two are from the same booth. TW for racist depictions but like how you gonna have that alongside pride pins.

ahahah unity is so much fun and so easy to come back to after a couple of years! 🥲

Persist against all odds

Nothing says good morning like happy hardcore blasting in your ears while you vibe at work

Vietnamese coffee with ube cold foam at a local place that's cafe by day and drag cocktail bar at night 🥰

On that note happy ass Wednesday to all who celebrate

Today was the yearly challenge of not staring confused at people with shit on their forehead

Opened my old tablet and saw notifications from ye olde Twitter app of people posting recently...some yall are going back to posting on x? lmao tf

Why did the Spotify DJ just say "here's some Valentine's Day songs. I know you may not love Valentine's Day but here it is" first off how do you know that my view of Valentine's Day is that it's just a corporate cash grab at this point second why is it like fuck ur feelings here's sum love songs:)

What's on the menu? Steamed Shep ♨️

i see it i like it i want it i got it

goodnight ;)

How it feels being at work another 4 hours yayyyyy

Okay I get home and there's a Dove right outside the window. Take Apollo out for a walk and we encounter A barred owl A family of deer And a Chinook flying so low that you could feel the thrust. ✨wtf the universe tryna sayyyy✨

It was definitely the right choice

mmm... goodnight 🤤

These HOCKEY BOYS are getting pretty HEATED 🔥🔥🔥 #animation #hockey

Seen in Los Angeles (Credit: Zurita Carpio)

Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.

At the Nuremberg Trials 2.0, the sentence for treason should be death. That's exactly what our grandparents and great grandparents did to the Nazis. Give them no grace.

I'd kill for some Molly right now

this sounds like some second life furry club shit from 13 years ago but its a vibe open.spotify.com/playlist/6T6...

Y'know it's REALLY fucking stupid that I have to sit here and be bombarded by ads when I go to practically any major news site then get slapped with a pop-up to subscribe if you wanna keep reading. And these dinosaurs wonder why traditional news outlets are dying.

Idk how some of y'all survive on less than 5 hours of sleep still 🫩

So when is enough gonna be enough?

I've spent a lot of time in the back seat over the years

Been making the fuck outta some espresso

This year seemed like one stressor after another. Hopefully the next will be the reset. Goals for the next year: Get back to exercising regularly Go camping Hike more Get back to being social again Spoil Apollo

I am the Queen 👑💅of the universe 🌌 The waves 🌊 part ⬅️➡️ and they engulf 🤗 me and the water 💦 is warm ♨️

80°F on Christmas Eve is ridiculous

tfw the C8H10N4O2 hits 🤤

I really REALLY don't wanna deal with work today. Like fuck all that; let it burn. Sick as fuck with this company, my employees, and the customers.

I guess I should stop procrastinating and swap over the decorations from Halloween to Christmas 😮‍💨

Heard you like destroying twinks bby 😘

High dinner tonight Penne pasta with sauce and ground beef but the beef is taco meat and the sauce is el pato jalapeno tomato sauce with reg sauce, tomato paste, Rotel tomatoes, green chilies, arbol chilies Toss in some sauteed garlic and bell pepper.

💤

Got a hold of some sativa and I swear there's a ballmers peak with it for me and what it does is make me wanna clean

Englisch ist mein Lieblingsfach, Lieblingsfach, Lieblingsfach. Was ist dein Lieblingsfach? Englisch oder was?

When you're down to your last edible 😭 Fuck Kay Ivey and the Alabama legislature. Hope y'all have perpetually hot pillows and stub your toes on the coffee table.

Finally had a day off with @smellyshep.bsky.social and that means shopping, chores, and kbbq 🥰

Need taco bell to bring back the volcano taco next 🙏