I really REALLY don't wanna deal with work today. Like fuck all that; let it burn. Sick as fuck with this company, my employees, and the customers.

I guess I should stop procrastinating and swap over the decorations from Halloween to Christmas 😮‍💨

Heard you like destroying twinks bby 😘

High dinner tonight Penne pasta with sauce and ground beef but the beef is taco meat and the sauce is el pato jalapeno tomato sauce with reg sauce, tomato paste, Rotel tomatoes, green chilies, arbol chilies Toss in some sauteed garlic and bell pepper.

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Got a hold of some sativa and I swear there's a ballmers peak with it for me and what it does is make me wanna clean

Englisch ist mein Lieblingsfach, Lieblingsfach, Lieblingsfach. Was ist dein Lieblingsfach? Englisch oder was?

When you're down to your last edible 😭 Fuck Kay Ivey and the Alabama legislature. Hope y'all have perpetually hot pillows and stub your toes on the coffee table.

Finally had a day off with @smellyshep.bsky.social and that means shopping, chores, and kbbq 🥰

Need taco bell to bring back the volcano taco next 🙏

We want the EPSTEIN files not the EARHART files smh

Good boys get the good ice

He made it through fine! Had a bit of a scare as we got him out of the car and he started bleeding but it stopped. Sweet boy is gonna be on light duty and be a big blue flower for a bit. Fingers crossed that the report comes back with good news that they got it all!

Surgery day for Apollo to remove a tumor 😭

Covid round 2 😣

Me: "fuck politicians" Also me: "if I had the money I'd run for office"

Had a really rough day at work, like contemplated my job type day. @smellyshep.bsky.social made me a candlelight dinner with wine and all. Tiramisu dessert y'all. I don't deserve him.

10 hours between shifts is not enough time

If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all 😭

want hole

This is Whiskey. She knows people pay good money for mud baths. Found this one for free! 13/10 very resourceful my friend (TT: ivycaponi)

Happy Pride y’all 🧱

as we ascend, our bodies become destroyed, transformed and rebuilt - a new journey awaits with some familiar celestials... and some new ones. live as always, tonight at 10:00 PM EST. The beacons are lit so you can always find me crawling across this dark cosmos.

my realization i'm the crazy radical leftist the right keeps dreaming of

C'mon Austria!

ICH KOMME

EUROVISION TIME! Who else watching?

It's gonna be May

Feeling like poopoo :(

This ad traumatized me so now I'm gonna traumatize y'all too. You're welcome.

Rainy as hell today but 10 cups of coffee gonna get me through these chores

Not my home, but I know my way around

2pm gummy and bread baking 🙏

*squeezes two 7.5ft tall palms in the civic* 😌

Surprise dinner date 🥰

It's warm again so... Brat Summer 2: Electric Green Boogaloo?

The best boy

I wanna escape somewhere dark so I can look up at the sky and see all the stars

Some people didn't get told "No" as a child and IT SHOWS. And it shows on their kids too. Garbage in, garbage out.

When I have work at 4am, I have so much trouble going to sleep early but then when I'm off I'll pass out at 8:30. So here we are at 3am, got up for a piss and now my body is like "oh thanks m8 for all that sleep carpe diem lets go" 🙄

They really out here putting lube and condoms under lock and key 🙄

When that tens unit hit 💦

Let's hope this weather makes for a slow day at work

Ready for that guild wars release today eeee

sleepy...

Homemade buns for burgs! 🍔

French Senator Claude Malhuret: "Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."

I need a massage coffee food the laundry fairy to come and do this laundry 😮‍💨

Man nothing bothers me more than Christians who are all Jesus this and that but then turn around and threaten to kill you. Tbf though I guess that is pretty on point.