One of our favorite short films of 2025! DRY JANUARY by @cjlgva.bsky.social had us in stitches! Review by @ladiazforever.bsky.social #horrorsky

Read my list of the scariest episodes from my all-time favorite show. Agree? Disagree? Still having night terrors about the Peacock brothers?? 😱👽🛸👹👻💀

Hi there! I hope you're doing a well! That's not a typo. I hope you're having sex with a well.

“It’s Ass Wednesday” - me as the new pope

a guy named Matt but he spells it “Matte”

"so excited to announce" sorry, i don’t care, unless the thing being announced is an earth-killing asteroid

Do I need to have seen CONVLEX to understand CONCLAVE?

90% of my anxiety is caused by podcast hosts who say they’ll talk about something later and never do.

2024 has been a long year. I totally forgot O.J. Simpson died.

Les Mis but the cast is all Beastie Boys: There is a castle on a CLOUD! I like to go there in my SLEEP! Crying at all is not ALLOWED! Not in my castle on a CLOUD!

Face unafraid the plans that we made? In this economy??

I don’t know who needs to hear this… …so I’m going to think more about my audience before I say what I have to say.

me on house hunters: “ooh and this can be our guacamole room!” narrator: “their guacamole budget is $15,000”

“Erotic” is such a charmingly boomer word. Like, I don’t know anyone under 50 going around calling things erotic.

Do the French call it “Disney Ploos”?

that one friend who just moved to Pangaea: “i love it, it’s sooo walkable”