Since it’s tax day in the U.S.A., remember that filing your taxes if you’re a W2 employee is a scam. The government already knows how much you made, and how you over- or underpaid. They could send you a bill or a check without having to pay someone to “file” them.

Drinking some bourbon tonight and realized I don’t stutter when I drink. 🤷

please, please, please????

Hegseth tells us that every soldier he’s spoken to overseas told him they support the war, as if some corporal is going to say something different to SecDef with his Sgt Maj, Company Commander and Commanding General standing right there. Dog & pony shows as old as the military.

What lines from retro games do you still quote today? What is man? A miserable little pile of secrets.

Using a GIF or image, post one of your favorite weird movies. 🐋 🌸4️⃣ 2️⃣

To adjust the time on my new microwave, I had to download an app and connect it to the Wi-Fi. The future is stupid.

Who’s the coolest woman in a movie? I’ve always had a huge crush on Uma Thurman. Something about her eyes 😍

Name a video game you’ve played on a cartridge. I was there at the beginning.

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New life goal, to be as petty as Afroman 😆 🍋 🎂 youtu.be/9xxK5yyecRo?...

Me and some friends are playing a text based Shadowheart game based of Baldurs Gate 3. My autocorrect keeps changing Volo to Volvo 🤣

What’s the most obscure out of place song in your workout playlist? I’ll go first.

Im trying to be brave but I ate too much cheese, and now my tummy hurts.

Bout damn time

QTP with a game that has a 10/10 soundtrack.

Waking up after a fun night of drinking bourbon and watching old John Wayne movies, I’m reminded of a great Ron Swanson quote:

Woodford Reserve is my new favorite Bourbon. It’s smoother than Crown.

Counter point: Its ok to talk to women in the gym, just don’t be a creep. Talk about different lifts, exercises and goals.

If you see this, share your Smash Bros Main.

Gamers are doing more to stop Trump than Congress.

This “Please go away” sign is literally by my front door. The bird was cool, though

I’m still in my sourdough era. Here are some cheesy sourdough soft pretzels I made for lunch. 🤤

Post some of your favorite female video characters for International Women’s Day!

The Return of the King

I have once again made a bad financial decision.

Today is my Friday 😎 I love working 4-10s.

What’s a line delivery you’ll never forget?

So we’re gonna go to War with Iran to get the same nuclear deal we had under President Obama that Trump tore up?

Face reveal, wrong answers only.

Two weeks ago, I purchased The Mummy on Blu-ray because it wasn’t available on any streaming services. Only for last night, it will be available on Hulu 🤷

This one looks good!!! youtu.be/Smob1_6MxSc?...

Remember this November and for the next two years. All that matters is getting rid of the MAGA taint. Just because someone isn’t as progressive or liberal as you might like, they’re better for the country than anyone affiliated with Trump. We have to defeat the MAGA cult first.

Me and my friends have been playing a DaggerHeart Campaign based on Baldur's Gate 3. It’s so much fun to meet in person again once a month, and fully nerd-out. Play a tabletop RPG heals my soul.

Top 3 Zelda Games: 1 - Link to the Past. This game is a core memory of my childhood. 2 - Twilight Princess. The darker tone and motion controls were fun 3 - Breath of the Wild. The openness and freedom are unmatched Honorable Mention. Windwaker. Great music and memorable characters.

Reminder: Any Tuesday can be Fat Tuesday if you’re hungry enough 🤣 Happy Mardi Gras

Name a character who got what he deserved.

For Valentine’s Day we’re gonna order Chinese takeout and build LEGO sets.

Mardi Gras political satire is the best.

Bought some fun retro-games today. I can’t wait to go home and play the Kung-Fu game on WiiFit. & Metroid Other M is a fun game, I’ll die on this hill

HYAT

A @SuperBowl Sunday Fact… If a football field were a timeline of cosmic history, cavemen to now spans the thickness of a blade of grass in the end zone.

In today’s political climate we need more games where we get to punch and kill NAZIs.

Loot that drops after defeating me: -1x half empty bottle of ibproffen -1x Health insurance card, not worth the paper it’s printed on -1x &0.25 quarter I used to get my basket at Aldi -1x Pint of Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream -1x Well worn pair of flip flops

What do you guys think is the best looking ship in Star Wars?