what is ‘has‘ and to whom are we exporting it @australiainstitute.org.au ? #auspol 🫣

Why does the teals' new party name sounds like it was generated by AI?

I'm not 'sick'… I'm experiencing a wellbeing outage

still not really talking about the Epstein files are they? say what you like about him, that guy's drag name is Miss Direction 🤫

pointlessly observing [again?] that anyone of European extraction not speaking an Aboriginal or Torres Straight Islander language is someone who did not assimilate into the monoculture [sic]… 🤫 #auspol

Happy Fiscal Xmas to everyone who knows how calendars work 🎁

anyone else watching 'A Woman of Substance' just desperate for Emma Hart to ask Kenny to get onto forensics ASAP?

#instagram: 'This feature isn't available on computers, but it is available on these devices.' 🤯 sweetheart, cupcake, gumdrop, muffin… all of those devices are fucking computers. precisely how stupid are you?

these trendy nitrate-free PMs are all very well but they just don’t last like the old fashioned kind that gave you cancer

it’s a miracle! they turned water into whine…

happy #solstice to all who celebrate! 🍷⚗️🕯️🧙‍♂️💖 ‘it’s going to be a very long night’

if you need some joy in your day, follow Sandy! 😍

encouraged to see so many mocking Pauline and her followers it worked very effectively for Hilary and so many others victory is in safe intelligent educated hands… 🤷‍♂️ #auspol

Happy Birthday dearest one…  🎶🥂💖

DA really slamming the KPIs

Happy Gay Pide! 🏳️‍🌈💃👠💋👜😬

the ’wellness’ mob have so jumped the shark… www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/he...

celebrating 12 years without a car 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

if your heart sinks like mine when I see one, PDF stands for 'Please Don't, Ffs'… #PDF

'complete lack of reliable news in an ocean of click bait preventing anyone from accessing the news, research finds' 🫣 www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

shouldn't that be 'Melbourne Psychiatrist hasn't bothered reading the research on the lack of reliability of AI medical note taking'? 🤯 www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Gutenburger: burger with a gluten-free bun that tastes like old newsprint

"resigns" 🤣

is it wrong to post this article under ads for the show? 😈 www.afr.com/life-and-lux...

#MayTheFourthBeWithYou *made with 100% genuine bad photoshopping

May Day: when a red flag is a green flag 🍷

'happy' May Day comrades… www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Lbz...

If I want spend more time with alleged pedophiles and sex offenders I usually don't have to fly across an ocean, I just pop over to my brother's… 🤫

if you find being welcomed to country so unpleasant and triggering, perhaps our wide brown land with its ancient traditions isn’t for you? #auspol

so what do we reckon? another fake incident?

how I dips me lid… 🤷‍♂️ www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...

Thank you for being a longtime Gutenberg 1455 customer. 📚 We're glad our devices have served you well for as long as they have. You can continue to read books already printed on these devices, as well as purchase, borrow, or share additional books pretty much forever. 😇

a few weeks later we can all utter a sigh of relief and stop pretending we care about opera and ballet… 🤭😬🥳

if they want to ‘open up’ these so-called straights of Hormuz they just need to get them on the bourbons… 🤭🙄😬

Well, shall we get out of bed? Yes, let's get out of bed. (They do not move).

a lot of alleged allies and supporters of a certain alleged war criminal under arrest are really telling on themselves today… #auspol

BREAKING: Reserve Bank to introduce sweeping reforms by removing surcharges on brooms 😬 #dadjoke #auspol

enjoying a seasonally adjust spicy fruit bun the traditional way: toasted, buttered, with the cross cut off 😋

BREAKING: Industry raises concerns as #Atlassian accidentally fires the only person who can explain what Jira actually does…

BREAKING: Linguistic chaos erupts in France as some nouns declare themselves non binary…

On this day in 1781, British astronomer William Herschel discovered Uranus. 🍑

line manager, 'if you could send me a few bullets' 🤭 R U OK? 😬

Emma the cat demonstrates how to use #AI.

happy birthday to early music soprano Dame Emma Kirkby, one of my dear cat's namesakes

'brought thrillingly to life' = 'we staged it' #ArtsMarketingTranslator

'bold reimagining' = 'the men wear leather coats' #ArtsMarketingTranslator

mood

when people talk about the 'Succession line' I assume they mean Shiv, Kendall, Connor and Roman