having a few memories of those always delight little [and occasionally dangerous!] exchanges on here [and the other place] with @kudelka.bsky.social, including a couple of very niche attempts of biochemical humour concerning Coenzyme A 🥂

fuck…

felt a movement in the force that we needed to revisit this most excellent chorographic endeavour… 🙏 www.youtube.com/shorts/L8TWn...

sadly CHANEL didn't care for my whimsical product review… 🤭

ACRONYMONIOUS #neologism getting cranky when you don't know what the letters stand for

be the noise in their data… 😈

scheduling the Carlos semi-final during working hours is both homophobic… and a risk to the economy.

Ley, Ley, it's shatter-day?

oh, Qantas you suckers, you sent me a survey expect nothing useful in response 😈

FFS #Apple, stop asking me to upgrade to #iOS26 🤬 I’ll do it when I’ve time to waste half a day turning off all of your nonsense and slop and fix the preferences so my devices are still usable by a real person

Happy 'I don't think they're just visiting' day to all who don't celebrate… #auspol

new offering in my squalid little merch shop… www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/be...

season's greetings… www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/GI...

'they’re all wardrobe and no Narnia' #FridayWryday

guessing Sussan has Gloria Gaynor on repeat… 🎶 #auspol

whatever you say about Barnaby (and who hasn't had quiet word or two on the matter over a drink between consenting adults) his political instincts remain as sharp as ever: abandoning ship for a much more popular one just before it hits an iceberg… 🧐 #auspol

oh no, i’m so not completely devastated to discover neither my iPhone nor my iPad will support Apple Stupid™ when i upgrade to iSlop26 🥳🥂🎉

the Runt page has disappeared from the Belvoir St website

couldn’t help but wonder it the big mistake the Adelaide Festival made was adding an unnecessary possessive apostrophe to the definitive adjective in the descriptive noun phrase ‘Writers’ [sic] Week’, an error in style that’s emboldened writers to show us who really owns it 🤭

mass withdrawal? I prefer "writers getting off at Redfern"

Noting today’s apology in the SMH, I feel it important to say that I stand with @cathywilcox.bsky.social & @michaelwestbiz.bsky.social #auspol Australian’s should be governed by Australian not foreign interests. All, irrespective of faith, have a right to free speech & protection from hate speech.

Sunday groove…

who else is excited about the new Andrew Lloyd Webber musical?

about to embark on the seasonal enterprise of making apricot jam… 👨‍🍳

it started with a deep psi… Φ

did no-one watch ’The Substance’? 🤭 www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

me: how do you stay looking so young? dorian gray: *shifts uncomfortably* essential oils

i wonder if they're starting to understand democracy only works if you don't treat it like a celebrity game show…

y’all: the t shirt thing was a bad take them: hold my beer…

Albania… 🫣

always enjoy this one… #DadJoke #EvergreenContent 😬

Emma says happy new year to all Gregorian calendar junkies… and may your 2026 be filled with great naps

my fave letter from last year…

this sort if sums up my 2025… 🤭

Emma the cat shares her memories of 2025…

given it’s allegedly killing out children, should we be calling it Social Medea? 😬

Happy hot cross bun day to all who celebrate! 😋

compliments of the season, if appropriate to your circumstances 🎄 meanwhile, i’m celebrating nap day with Emma…

Happy #Solstice to all who celebrate… 🌞 🌚 🥂 it's going to be a very long day.

The angel Gabriel from heaven came, his wings as drifted snow, his eyes as flame; 'The trick,' said he, 'just add tomato sauce,' most highly flavoured gravy: Gloria! 🇦🇺 #GravyDay

🎭🎶🥂 my top 3 shows this year: Hadestown (finally made it down under - knockout local cast) Wuthering Heights (Emma Rice’s awesome production toured) Bright Star (Sport for Jove at Hayes) + honourable mention to Phar Lap the electropop musical (premiered Hayes, a barn burner emerging)

I know it's from 'there' but this is the best piece of satire I've seen in a long while… trust me, worth the click enjoy! x.com/gothburz/sta...

Join the revolution! me in the herald letters page www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...

if you accidentally order rice wine it's called MITSAKE 😬

a perennial reminder that while the 'holy family' were refugees for a while later on, it wasn't during their time of using a manger as a maternity ward and accepting gifts from strange men - they were in Bethlehem for the census 😇

Only 2 weeks until we can buy Hot Cross buns again! 👯‍♂️

call me woke, but Calibri is a typeface, not a font. 🤓