Imagine being so ignorant of professional wrestling fans that you make a statement like this on BLUESKY of all platforms. P.S. I hate liberals so much

Slightly diminish a book The Guinness Book Of Neighbourhood Records

We're tougher than you think, and we're everywhere (credit of course to @safelyendangered.bsky.social )

Not unknown to people in my neck of the woods, but I will ALWAYS take the opportunity to promote the greatest band to never make it out of Canada youtu.be/s_DR45Mtrsg?...

This certainly explains a lot when it comes to the absolute dogshittiness of WWE programming recently

"Hey Google, I've had a rough day. Show me a movie where I'm bangin' Sydney Sweeney."

Sure, but when @cecilnyx.bsky.social tries to use bees, somebody always says no

Well, these days I can see a security guy accidentally discharge his weapon, get shot dead by secret service, and be handcuffed afterward anyway

This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance!

Nice to see American military officers issuing orders we can all agree with these days

Do you think Io Shirai hopes she'll be released, just so she doesn't get dropped on her head again? #wrestlesky #ProtectYaNeck

Hahaha

Another reason to hate Hogan

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

So proud that, despite wrestling being about 80% of my feed, I had forgotten IncelMania was this weekend until it inevitably started popping up today. Shows I follow the right people on this rapidly-deteriorating social media platform

Much like Triple Paul's sugar daddy, WWE expects news outlets to not be open information sources, but loyal toadies that will spew propaganda at will. Saying nice things about a rival is not allowed.

How TF does WWE refuse credentials to the network your show runs on hahaha totally normal state of events

So, if anyone watches the IWTV broadcast of C*4 Wrestling's "Frenzy" next week and wonders who that dumbass was that got hit by the door during the main event? Yeah, that was me. #Wrestlesky

If Takeshita turns full face I DEMAND an intergender tag team match with him and Yuka vs ANYONE #Wrestlesky #AEW

Things I have been covered in at @c4wrestling.bsky.social shows (so far): Sweat Beer Blood Diet Coke Energy Drinks Bananas #Wrestlesky

The current @c4wrestling.bsky.social show hasn't even started yet and the NEXT show looks bangin haha

I'm sure WWE'd be happy to let her sit in catering with Rusev

In what fucking universe is a picture of Roman Reigns worth $1000? Jesus H Christ the grift on these WWE fucks

Random olde-timey safe on the second floor or an apartment I deliver to in downtown Pembroke. Never even knew it was there until today. Neat.

They're recording a charity album benefitting the airport TSA agents that didn't get paid under the name Massive Waits

I legit thought Hyan and Maya were gonna be squashed but they showed up and showed out. Great booking for these two as they slowly build up from enhancement to genuine tag contenders

"My wallet's too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight!" - Sean Ross Sapp, probably

Aaannnddd my feed shit itself. Good night folks. I guess I'll find out who won tomorrow

@cecilnyx.bsky.social t-shirt seen in the crowd!

Max with the DJT® Brand orange tanning spray in full effect tonight #AEWDynasty

And just to add that extra bit of heel, Max uses the Codyvator #AEWDynasty

Now we need to wonder if this decision was made on the fly or was booked this way. The jumbo graphic makes me think it was booked but who knows. #AEWDynasty

We have at least one Kyle on our AEW screens!! #AEWDynasty

I don't quite understand the result. It was a great match, but why build this all up, busted neck, the return, just to lose? I feel like either I'm missing a step in the story or there's something else coming. I guess we run it back at DoN? #AEWDynasty

We need to normalize Friday night/Saturday night PPVs because I dread my coming exhaustion tomorrow at work #AEWDynasty

Ospreay sold that forearm like a champ. Went down like a sack of potatoes #AEWDynasty

Does Ospreay hit Mox with the TG91 and finally give him the vacation time he's been due for the past 2 years? #AEWDynamite

Perfect last second cheat to win for Thekla. Great match #AEWDynasty

"She's a very freaky girl that knows how to wrestle"- Schiavone Why did I just hear that to the tune of Superfreak? 🎶 She's a very freaky girl The kind that knows how to wrestleeeee 🎶

I reiterate

OK considering a pinfall or submission could end the match at any time taking the scenic route to the ring is probably a bad strategic decision #AEWDynamite

Copeland getting colour the hard way #AEWDynasty

I was kinda hoping that Beth would come out as a foil for Stokely 🤔 #AEWDynasty

ITS KINGSLEY!! #AEWDynasty

Its a PPV, so does Andrade finally have a Thong under the breakaway pants? #AEWDynasty

I'm not allowed to dislike Jericho haha I'm not a huge fan of Darby Allin either. Wonder who'll have a problem with that?

Ouch. That was nasty. I'm surprised Jericho even agreed to that spot lol #AEWDynasty

Buck vs Takeshita/Okada were 19 moves in by this point #AEWDynasty

Yay pee break match #AEWDynasty

Matt Jackson has been selling his back since 2005 #AEWDynasty