Not mentioned in this great recap: - 21 turnovers for the beavers in their first D1 matchup - SICK Space Force uniforms on the falcons

“It is easy to forget, when watching the out-of-control money train on fire that is college athletics, that there are human beings at the center of it all.” Keeping the humanity in the center of sports is the best way to be a fan. Keeping humanity in the center of sports is challenging in this era.

Cinnamon toast crunch is an evening cereal

Windsor had a hell of a game. There was a play where the snap was three feet off center and he double-handed it and still got the punt off.

"Bells up" is my least favorite instruction to see in a score

Everyone needs to go watch the vod of Magi v Mango in top 8 over the weekend. Crazy hype match

You guys ever ruin your reputation and give away your tiny little bit of self-worth for free to a person who never respected you in the first place, then get tossed to the pavement with absolutely zero people feeling sorry for you? Me neither.

Potentially hot take: San Diego is not SoCal

People who "react" to emails in outlook are nerds and not in a positive way

The Brighton crest looks like it was drawn in MS Paint by a toddler

Parish and company are probably going to be staring down the barrel of a big expenditure window to keep us intact but also I think that's alright. We're not a top six club, but I think we're firmly in the Villa/Everton/Newcastle tier right now. It would be amazing to stay there.

Biggest game in my ~20 years following the club. I sincerely hope that this hardware allows us to keep some players this summer that we would otherwise lose, and maybe make a run at Europe next year. Specifically being able to hold on to the Mateta/Wharton/Eze/Munoz core front seems very important.

PALACE ARE FA CUP CHAMPIONS

It's cup final day. Probably the most important game for Palace in the ~20 years I've been following them

If buying something doesn't mean you own it, then pirating something isn't stealing

Companies shouldn't be allowed to tell you how you can and can't use something that you buy from them. The use of the word "illegally" in this headline is really shitty. Nintendo isn't the law

PALACE TO THE FA CUP FINAL (I know I'm a day late on this but I've been busy ok?)

New Ghost album the same week the pope dies is honestly pretty sick.

Great article. Reminder that universities are not intended to be trade schools "we began doing what computers made possible, rather than using computers to solve problems defined outside their purview" www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...

CPFC take their first league double over Brighton since 1933. Some notes:

April 1st is accepted to be "don't believe anything you see on the internet" day, but I'd offer perhaps we should take that stance every day.

Four #1 seeds, three #2 seeds, and a #3 seed make up this year's elite eight. This is the most boring tournament of all time

The sweet 16 has four conferences represented in it this year. The previous record low was seven, and there is only one team in the sweet 16 for which all five starters began their college career at that school. The new college sports landscape sucks and is boring

@engineering.oregonstate.edu soooooooofffffftt

Again @engineering.oregonstate.edu , what are we doing here. Get some stumpers into these quizzes

Not sure what I want out of this City/Real game on Wednesday. Dunking on City while they're down for the first time this decade feels great, but also the defending champions being eliminated immediately in knockout would be poetry. Especially because that fanbase would blame Mbappé and implode.

Just a reminder that arts can't be sports and sports can't be arts. Their goals are fundamentally different.

Go Beavs

Watching Champions League matches this week. Bayern is a neutral watch because Harry Kane sucks but Michael Olise will always be a Palace player in my heart

Two own-goals from Brighton in a week, what a great gift

Philly sent a total of zero blitzes, absolutely nuts

Biggest ass whooping since Oregon losing to Ohio State

There’s a producer out there with a grudge against Jimmy. They were in height order and then put him next to Gronk.

The NFL promoting flag football instead of tackle for girls is either a tacit acknowledgement that football is an unsustainably violent sport, or it’s misogynistic, or it’s both

Love to see Brighton get butchered. Love to see Forest still on their miracle season. Most of all though, love to see Lewis Dunk's dumb face in full grimace after putting the ball in his own net.

@engineering.oregonstate.edu this goes incredibly soft. We’re an engineering school, I need these quizzes to be like: “Which of the following structure types can sustain the most wind load” Or “How do you solve for the imaginary axis crossings of a Root Locus Diagram”

I could not possibly be less excited about this Super Bowl matchup

Another EPL midseason, another year of realizing that my favorite new #Crystalpalace player has actually been a Chelsea loan all along

Perhaps my most strongly held sports take is that nearly all forms of playoffs are bad for their respective sports. They are worse than a well-crafted season's schedule of games at determining a champion, and they incentivize strategy around the league's structure instead of within the sport itself.

Perhaps the only thing better than @officialcpfc.bsky.social picking up all three points is being able to see graham potter’s disappointment face. It is truly one of my favorite things to see

Losing a late night game in Corvallis is a honestly a perfect introduction to being a PAC12 member. Welcome Bulldogs

New here, and to this genre of medium in general! I’m the athletic bands director at OSU, and PNW musician. Always on the lookout for involvement in discussions on music (wind instrumental, choral, contemporary chamber) and sporting (CFB, EPL, SSBM)