A zipper for immediate access

I demand belly rubs

NEW DKC RETURNS HD UPDATE: DIDDY KONG CAN NOW BE RAPTURED

What Marge sees every morning when I go to put on my socks

I think..... I need to have my clothes ripped off and then be mounted....

Post your most daddy pic

Let me drool on you

Lots of belly pics these days. Eat up!

Solo hiking today. If you need me you can find me on Brokeback Mountain

Beat friend socks. The hands are magnetic

Zombieboi may be a future Halloween costume for me. Love the shirt @dylanpynk.bsky.social

I need more sappy gay romance stories in my life ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜

My poor gay little heart aches for those hockey boys trapped inside the box in my living room

I'm a bit behind but MY GOD the hockey show really tore me apart 💔❤️‍🩹❤️‍🔥

I wanna get railed but that would require a shower. If I shower I should probably work out first. If I work out I might not want to be railed. A real 'Give A Mouse A Cookie's situation

I'm at a house buying education seminar and they have an innovative technique called House Hacking.... Which is just being a landlord and renting out part of your home...

Thanks Etsy! You know me so well

Please point me in the direction of gay stickers. I have a new daily journal and I need to buy a looooot of slutty stickers ... Can also just be cute ones too

I got my 2026 bingo filled out. Hopefully I can get at least half of it marked off but we will see

I left my hole in San Francisco

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

My partner took a photo of me that looked pretty close to this Homer Simpson shot

It's not steamy enough in here

I'm hung with care

Admire my son you heathen's

Me getting prepped to be inside you

I haven't been myself lately. I feel slowly coming back I just want the holidays to be over

I need someone to do a hostile takeover of my body. Clearly I'm not running it right

I think I'll treat myself and go see Wicked today. I kind of like seeing a movie by myself

Here's my chives. I don't care how they look. They're going into rolls

Still recovering from when a man at Palm Springs Pride told me "Smile more or you won't get fucked" 😮‍💨 men are the worst

Something terrible happened at work today and people are refusing to talk about it. Everyone is working and going about their business like something awful didn't happen downstairs 😔

I was gonna do that Blastoise trend but couldn't find the filter. So instead here is my mass

My beard is too scraggly and uneven. It might be time for a trim

Week 4 Classic Horror Daddies.

This message will never reach them but, thank you Sledding With Tigers for the song "Never Really Good at Sports". It's my anthem for the therapy I'm doing 💓💓💓

My hill to die on is, Crossword puzzles should only be singular words. It's called a 'crossword' not 'CrosswordS'

Office tension is at an all time high. Random lay offs are making my insides stir

Poolside chat

Going to a gay bear pool party that I think is mostly a sex party 😵‍💫 I will report back with how long I stay

I can't believe an old man at pride told me to 'smile more or I wouldn't get fucked' why are people like???

Day before. Day after.

Palm springs here we come

Y'all better vote today. I will give a treat to those that do 😘

I also wore this during therapy. Imagine this bitch witch crying while talking about self love

My sailor moon costume is too risque to wear to the office. So I wore my Halloween vest and hat

Later Crater! is now available! Watch your step as meteors blow the world apart! Made for #LOWREZJAM #pico8 #gamedev #indiedev #itchio #pixelart #game gummygrenadegames.itch.io/later-crater

funny bug i ran into while making Among The Leaves

Another hotel bathroom selfie