Best ass shot? Maybe not my best but one of my favorites

I wanna dance this weekend. I wonder if I can find a dance party somewhere

My hair is getting to the point where I should chop it back. Restore the gay powers and all. however.... What if I let it grow out again???

Gym #6 B : Electric ⚡ Leader : Chord 🎧 (Version B Exclusive)

I need to see the footage from the 3DS saw at the Femtynal concert tonight

Thwack #fcf

My daily view

At chili’s

Drain* me

I want the sweater from Project Hail Mary

Wet

If you ever need a low stimulation TV show just watch the Barefoot Contessa. She will sooth your brain while giving you way too much info about a friend of hers

Finally a tub that fits bears

I guess my hotel really wants me to look at myself while I jerk it

Drunkenly peeing at a bar

God is real. She moved me into first class for my flight home 🙂‍↕️🙌🏻

Feeling sporty and cute

LA here I come

I wanna see an episode of the Pitt where a furry is brought in and they have to cut the suit off them. In turn the injured pup is fight like hell to save their 4k carpet

Trying to fit your knees into your armpits is difficult.

Leave my gay magic boys alone Barbara. I know it doesn't make sense right now I'm not done with it!

I'm taking a writing class and today we are doing a feedback session. I am not prepared for criticism. I'm gonna cry 😭

I got my new UI up and running! It has general upgrades + skill tree #gamedev #godot #indiedev

I LOVE MY BEAUTIFUL BOYFRIEND. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!!

With the end of dry January do I go all out and get tanked at Bearracuda this weekend???

I settled on the Pico8 color palette... FOR NOW

Didn't realize until now that Labi Saffre is gay. Makes me enjoy his music even more ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜

What a hole-y day this beautiful Friday is

I had to mute as I was poorly singing along to a song. Please guess which song got me groovin'

How about a snack?

Orbrix now has a release trailer! Wishlist on Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/4350100/... #indiedev #gamedev #indiegame #godot

I demand belly rubs

NEW DKC RETURNS HD UPDATE: DIDDY KONG CAN NOW BE RAPTURED

What Marge sees every morning when I go to put on my socks

I think..... I need to have my clothes ripped off and then be mounted....

Post your most daddy pic

Let me drool on you

Lots of belly pics these days. Eat up!

Solo hiking today. If you need me you can find me on Brokeback Mountain

Beat friend socks. The hands are magnetic

Zombieboi may be a future Halloween costume for me. Love the shirt @dylanpynk.bsky.social

I need more sappy gay romance stories in my life ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜

My poor gay little heart aches for those hockey boys trapped inside the box in my living room

I'm a bit behind but MY GOD the hockey show really tore me apart 💔❤️‍🩹❤️‍🔥

I wanna get railed but that would require a shower. If I shower I should probably work out first. If I work out I might not want to be railed. A real 'Give A Mouse A Cookie's situation

I'm at a house buying education seminar and they have an innovative technique called House Hacking.... Which is just being a landlord and renting out part of your home...

Thanks Etsy! You know me so well

Please point me in the direction of gay stickers. I have a new daily journal and I need to buy a looooot of slutty stickers ... Can also just be cute ones too

I got my 2026 bingo filled out. Hopefully I can get at least half of it marked off but we will see

I left my hole in San Francisco