My husband is a potet

i made a slushie from the ‘democracy’ ice statue and got sick

tbh i kinda love that bsky is just petty forum drama masquerading as a tech company

i think it’s ok to leave significant portions of this country to fallow 💕

i know about you ir.chipotle.com/board-of-dir...

why did i just get like 20 follows on this stupid site

cell phones have made such an impact on amerikan culture that they can be found far inland, in the hinterlands such as new jersey

it’s so strange how a 20 something in utah became so online. he could have been hanging out in dirty soda bars

I think we’ve lost our way if we can’t admit a cis man killing charlie kirk for his trans gf is kind of hot

is there a biblical story that’s a good analogy for betraying a son in order to get a small amount of money, leading to the son’s execution 🤔

anyone notice a vibe shift in the past day or so

political violence never ends well. it's like that greek king that was killed by a monkey. you never hear about greek monkeys anymore.

what if his neck just did that

My husband: hey are you on your way Me, drawing ‘the noid’ on top of an american flag in wplace for the tenth time today: yeah babe almost there

typical queen of cups behavior

amerikan senator rob wyden keeps sending me photos of his dog ‘grey priscilla’ but i hate her. she looks like she smells and rob should focus on making my doordash cheaper

I CONDEMN the posts of bluesky poster le terroriste who said they would ‘blow up the moon.’ the moon is an american treasure and i worry this sets back the movement years

only trans people understand en passant

being authentically european (eating turkish food at 2 am)

being an evil person is gender neutral btw. evil is gender neutral.

pete buttigieg just said you can’t drive on the interstate if you’re transgender

I miss the good old days of airports before 9/11. You could walk up right to the gate and ask to fly a plane into a building.

Is it love bombing for a man to marry you

it's called 'cat slop' and it's art

I tried Julia Child’s recipe for chicken salad and now I’m paralyzed from the waist down

being held hostage (attending an all hands meeting)

Oh, I’m ‘evil’ because I defiled the local temple? Because I poisoned the village well, I’m ‘bad?’

(talking about the smurfs) it’s called solidarity. i see my themselves in them. their struggle is mine.

i put all the data in a big computer and did math on it

Brianna wu has been announced as the new ceo of X

The Sacred Grove was ranked the No. 74 Most Holy Place on Earth

the transgender rights movement bet it all on the supreme court when they really should have done a complicated parlay on draftkings

Quiznos shutting down was 9/11 for america 😔

The replies to this post are so alarming. ‘We think that @catwithagun.bsky.social is beautiful and great’, ‘all praise @catwithagun.bsky.social’. The youth is so cooked

I support Israel’s decision to catch Iranian missiles with Tel Aviv

the la protests need to work on messaging to middle amerika. this is why i think they should do a classic rural 'hoe down', and perhaps look into the news camera and say 'i love the burgers from mcdonalds'

review of pneumonia: it’s bad

as someone who's killed herself

maybe bluesky is dying because people are just bored of an eighteen year old social media format

you need to go to the isthmus of the dragons. no not the front entrance, the back entrance. you need to go there. you’ll get a bad frame rate there. you can frame skip there.

babe theyre being anodyne. they're being anodyne on the website i go to.

Ai generate me a photo of a duck. The duck has a gun. The gun is pointed at you. The duck is pulling the trigger. The duck has no remorse.

they shot joe biden’s prostate with the Havana syndrome ray

you know my medieval peasant brain is freaking out rn

I will convert to Catholicism if we get video of the pope eating an italian beef

wow! This woman lives every day like it’s 2016.

the True Cause of the french revolution (ottoman propaganda)

movies starring women (insane)

im not a huge fan of katy perry but i dont think they needed to launch her into space

i am going to make a web forum where social hierarchy is codified into the site's structure and see what happens