Remember when they couldn't get a haircut for a few months and they lost their fucking minds.

Did Kevin Costner make this himself on the family-computer?

Netflix buying Warner Bros is bad. Infinitely better than Paramount, but still not great. It sucks that there are no good outcomes for consumers in these things.

RIP Udo Kier. A phenomenal character actor.

🎶what if God smoked cannabis🎶

🎶what if God was one of us🎶

while Up Where We Belong plays.

Every time I think the limits of how pathetic a man can be are reached, Musk opens a new frontier. He is an artist, and his medium is being a huge loser. He is the Leonardo of lamentable, the Warhol of wretched, the Balzac of being a ballbag. He has made being the richest guy on earth unenviable.

one thing about this is that in the wake of all of this kirk is basically forgotten. he was barely cold in the ground before his allies — before his *wife* — started scheming over what they could take for themselves. a real life parable.

Aaaand they caved.

[If Chuck Schumer was Baby in Dirty Dancing] "Nobody puts Chucky in the cor- oh, he just put himself in the corner. Chuck, sweetie, get out of the corner, you're making everybody look bad." "No!"

Wait, am I the kind of guy who has a favorite guy who does the NYT Games puzzle Pips?

I barely mind it being a cult, but does it have to be such a stupid cult dedicated to such a stupid person? "I worship Zoxoqo XIIIX, the benevolent millenium-emperor of a thousand planets." " I worship Donald Trump. He's dumb and mean!"

Whaddaya know, evil does die. Rest in piss, Dick Cheney.

RIP Diane Ladd, 89 years old. A good run.

Who do I contact at CBS to get my 10 million for that heavily edited Trump interview on 60 Minutes. Do they do direct deposit, or a check or something?

Breaking: Uncle Roger cancelled, might only be dad's cousin.

There is a joke in the first series of The Thick Of It, they have to figure out an amount of money that sounds like a lot, but in government terms isn't. 130 million is like an hour of military? It's like half the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom budget.

"We said No NaziS, we're allowed one."

"It's just a joke bro! Can't you take a... hold on, someone just posted a joke about Trump, I gotta inform the police and FBI about this literal crime against humanity"

Me when I can't remember what grapes are called.

Maybe in theory, I should find out if John Bolton is charged with real crimes or made-up ones, but I honestly don't care.

Watching the Buster Keaton short The Paleface, 1922, and I know this is years before it became a symbol of evil, but he's wearing a blanket with swastikas, like a GOP staffer on a chilly night. Though honestly, that's probably the least of what hasn't aged well in this short.

Some innocent venezuelan fishermen are gonna get murdered tonight. They were going to be murdered anyway, but they'll be murdered extra hard now, in protest of Trump not winning the prize for being the most peace guy.

Just getting over a cold, and remembering a quote from New radio, courtesy of the late great Phil Hartman. "I coughed up something that looked like escargot this morning, but I guess that's a good sign".

There hasn't been a good social media ceo since Tom from MySpace. He earned a shitload of money and then he bounced, never to be heard from again. That's why he's still everyone's friend. That Bluesky dickhole Jay could learn a thing or two.

For some reason, Neil Innes' Elton John pastiche Godfrey Daniel has been on my mind all day. youtu.be/lOQuDCp6lnk?...

Watching the first episode of Mythbusters. Everybody is so young. Buster is literally straight out of the box.

I am disappointed in Disney. Not because I think they are in any way good, but because if anyone has lawyers, guns, and money to fight bullshit with bullshit, it's Disney. Trump has a bunch of halfwit ambulance chasers, and Disney has the most bloodthirsty sharks in the legal biz. Maybe literally.

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I made this in jest because I’m finding it hard to believe that a text message exchange would sound like a Jane Austen novel written by a cop. Completely Believable Text Message Theater - sound up.

Maybe it's because I'm nigh on 20 years older than Tyler Robinson, but if my ostensibly lover left a note saying "I killed that one guy, my love", I'm calling them, not writing a series of less than urgent texts right out of basic interrogation. My only text would be "pick up your fucking phone"

A classic @dril.bsky.social post that has been running in my head all day.

I don't think anyone should be murdered, very bad, don't do, but Charlie Kirk were happy to let others be sacrificed on the altar of the gun, he considered that a fair price. Now, he himself is part of that statistic, along with countless men, women, and so many children that he thought expendable.

I like it when loadingbars are a series of Os. It's like the program is excited to load. [ooooooooooo.....]

All I get on YouTube are eighties music videos, british comedy and dorks talking about interesting local history in places where I don't live. As it should be!

I respected Zohran Mamdani as a politician, but then I saw that he wears a Casio (A1000?) and dammit if I don't like him even more.

Well, Donald Trump didn't die today, but there is always tomorrow.

By the laws of man and nature, he should have been dead a decade ago, I can't set myself up for disappointment again.

For sale: babyshoes. Baby sold separately.

I'm 39 today, but I feel so much older.

Chris Pratt is not doing much to escape his reputation.

I like how in Alien Earth, all the kids are into 150 year old cartoons.

What is happening in Washington DC is serious, but once this crisis is over, can we enjoy how a guy calling himself Big Balls got his ass kicked so hard by a 14 year old girl that they called in the national guard?

Rip Tom Lehrer, the primary political satirist of the sixties who retired to teach math at Harvard when Kissinger won the peace prize, because nothing could be more ridiculous than that. He released all his songs into the public domain in 2020, so Lady Gaga, do a cover or something.

Saint Peter piledriving Hulk Hogan all the way to hell.

There used to be status and social standing in supporting the arts, encouraging developing, or faking, good taste. Now the only status-symbol is having the highest amount of money. I don't know if the gaudy vulgarian asshole in charge had anything to do with this mess, but I'm sure it didn't help.