Some innocent venezuelan fishermen are gonna get murdered tonight. They were going to be murdered anyway, but they'll be murdered extra hard now, in protest of Trump not winning the prize for being the most peace guy.

Just getting over a cold, and remembering a quote from New radio, courtesy of the late great Phil Hartman. "I coughed up something that looked like escargot this morning, but I guess that's a good sign".

There hasn't been a good social media ceo since Tom from MySpace. He earned a shitload of money and then he bounced, never to be heard from again. That's why he's still everyone's friend. That Bluesky dickhole Jay could learn a thing or two.

For some reason, Neil Innes' Elton John pastiche Godfrey Daniel has been on my mind all day. youtu.be/lOQuDCp6lnk?...

Watching the first episode of Mythbusters. Everybody is so young. Buster is literally straight out of the box.

I am disappointed in Disney. Not because I think they are in any way good, but because if anyone has lawyers, guns, and money to fight bullshit with bullshit, it's Disney. Trump has a bunch of halfwit ambulance chasers, and Disney has the most bloodthirsty sharks in the legal biz. Maybe literally.

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I made this in jest because I’m finding it hard to believe that a text message exchange would sound like a Jane Austen novel written by a cop. Completely Believable Text Message Theater - sound up.

Maybe it's because I'm nigh on 20 years older than Tyler Robinson, but if my ostensibly lover left a note saying "I killed that one guy, my love", I'm calling them, not writing a series of less than urgent texts right out of basic interrogation. My only text would be "pick up your fucking phone"

A classic @dril.bsky.social post that has been running in my head all day.

I don't think anyone should be murdered, very bad, don't do, but Charlie Kirk were happy to let others be sacrificed on the altar of the gun, he considered that a fair price. Now, he himself is part of that statistic, along with countless men, women, and so many children that he thought expendable.

I like it when loadingbars are a series of Os. It's like the program is excited to load. [ooooooooooo.....]

All I get on YouTube are eighties music videos, british comedy and dorks talking about interesting local history in places where I don't live. As it should be!

I respected Zohran Mamdani as a politician, but then I saw that he wears a Casio (A1000?) and dammit if I don't like him even more.

Well, Donald Trump didn't die today, but there is always tomorrow.

By the laws of man and nature, he should have been dead a decade ago, I can't set myself up for disappointment again.

For sale: babyshoes. Baby sold separately.

I'm 39 today, but I feel so much older.

Chris Pratt is not doing much to escape his reputation.

I like how in Alien Earth, all the kids are into 150 year old cartoons.

What is happening in Washington DC is serious, but once this crisis is over, can we enjoy how a guy calling himself Big Balls got his ass kicked so hard by a 14 year old girl that they called in the national guard?

Rip Tom Lehrer, the primary political satirist of the sixties who retired to teach math at Harvard when Kissinger won the peace prize, because nothing could be more ridiculous than that. He released all his songs into the public domain in 2020, so Lady Gaga, do a cover or something.

Saint Peter piledriving Hulk Hogan all the way to hell.

There used to be status and social standing in supporting the arts, encouraging developing, or faking, good taste. Now the only status-symbol is having the highest amount of money. I don't know if the gaudy vulgarian asshole in charge had anything to do with this mess, but I'm sure it didn't help.

I wish rich people at least felt like they have to pretend to have taste These people have no taste and no sense Their obsession with AI is the only evidence we need

Cowboys are just hairy horsegirls.

I've been watching stuff on YouTube about Welsh history, and it does put things in perspective. You can be the mightiest king these lands have ever seen, you lead armies and rule across mountains and rivers, but in 1200 years, all that amounts to is an offhand mention in a book on minor Welsh kings.

We gotta carry the spirit of Spike Jones with us in the fight against Trump and his fascism.

Watching Tetsuo: The Iron Man. The MCU really took a turn, I can't wait for the post credits.

Peter Thiel & guys like him worked tirelessly for the last 15 years to transform tech from an industry that often developed cool new gadgets & software that made our lives better into an industry based on scams & rent seeking...& now they're complaining that tech is stagnating? Incredible!

I kind of dipped out on Doctor Who after that "timeless child" bullshit. I liked Jodie, but ugh. I'd drop back in when it got interesting again. Then they rehired RTD, which is the opposite of interesting. Gatwa is a good actor, love him, I want to catch up on his era, but I really need a breather.

Well that’s the thing they think that’s what people want Half of their problem is they want to convince people they want this person and we … don’t Shit even the kids and dudes don’t want them that much They want the GUESTS for the hosts … they want dudes more like Kai Cenat

What if you threw a Nürnberg rally and nobody came?

Man, the new android update sucks.

I hope Sabrina Carpenter's new Smell The Glove album has a cover of Stonehenge by Spinal Tap.

If I needed meatball surgery, homemade gin, or to mildly sexually harass a nurse, these guys would be high on the list. Saving me from a kidnapping, my hopes aren't high.

Wildly outdated idea: Is there a Dennis Miller parody of I Got You Babe? "They say we're young and we don't know, but what they don't know could fill the national institute, babe."

Yeah I guess LeBron putting up a 22.6 PER is pretty special, but it's not that impressive when you compare him to people rolling out of bed and firing off something like this at age 86.

When Trump finally kicks the bucket, how long do you think they will keep it secret? Like, two weeks? A month? A year? Reporters will be like "we haven't seen much of the president lately" and they will insist that he is just very busy being president.

YouTube has reached the point where there are reaction videos to reaction videos. How many layers can they wrap videos in before the original video is forgotten?

In 1968, Portugals dictator Antonio Salazar went into a coma. Assuming he'd die, they went ahead and replaced him. A month later he awoke, but no one had the heart to tell him, so they Goodbye Lenined him for 18 months, making fake newspapers and holding meetings with former ministers playing along.

So long, major Houlihan.

The great curse of my father is that he loves giving directions, but I have a GPS, just give me the address.

CS Lewis don't want no Scrubb.

You can just buy a tank? because, right now there's a lot of roadworks, and we have to drive through a short stretch of public road that this guy considers his own because he's an asshole, and I want to drive over his deliberately badly parked Honda with an M26 Pershing.

Clarkson's Farm. Starring Jeremy Clarkson, his hot girlfriend Lisa, his persnickety younger brother Charlie, his son Kaleb, and his dad Gerald.

cannot believe how many people argue "democrats lose elections because some strangers online hurt my feelings" and aren't immediately mocked out of public life

I like how the burn completely went over Trumps head. Like, he has no idea.