pupcup for the birthday girl 🎂

this bro is coming home with me 🥰

HOWEVER, it's stupid that I need a new job bc I'm actually really fucking good at this one... like if everyone else got on my level, we'd be fine and I could handle working here like forever

I have a phone interview scheduled for Monday and I've never done one before and I'm 😰😬

FUCKING EXCUSE ME

also I've been having eye strain bc apparently I've needed glasses forever and my eyes were just working super hard to keep my vision clear and I just got my glasses and they look dumb BUT everything far away is warped and I'm like 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

applied at state farm and they've got such a silly process. so many steps. there's 8k people in this town, it's not that deep. I've never had a job that didn't just call you to set up an in-person interview??? though if it's all via video, they won't turn me down for hand tattoos 🥰

there's an opening at state farm in my town and I'm like one button away from submitting my application

today might be my final fucking straw at work (I will not quit bc I need the money, I will just keep moving goalposts until I have a breakdown)

the ninja creami is NOT quieter than other ice cream machines, if someone tells you that, they are a LIAR. I had to plug it in the bathroom and shut the door but all of my pets are still losing their shit.

what do you mean you want $100 for an Ocypete? who raised you

hey so what the fuck is wrong with these people

Red is the lucky color for the Spring Festival🥰

i literally had to dip out of the meeting for a minute for a stress-related bathroom trip.

okay ❤️ yay ❤️

happy new year 🎊 I'm at work but I did my nails and brought char sui and mooncakes to pretend to be in some kind of good spirit 😂

I'm trying soooo hard to be less angry about the pay thing and frame it in my mind as "just do less" instead of "I deserve more" but it's HARD

this absolute stunner from @strangebedfellas.bsky.social

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just found out that the supervisors on days, who should be making a dollar less than me and the guy on 3rd, were secretly switched to "maintenance" in the system so they could have a $2+ raise over us and I'm literally losing my mind I'm so pissed off

I love them. That is all. Carry on! #TheSpirealm #cdrama

I really hate drops where you can't add something to your cart and checkout in under a minute without someone else being able to take something out of your cart and buy it. that is such a bullshit flaw. how did someone steal my toy in under 45 seconds. I don't even want to play with y'all anymore.

Someone said it looks like a lemon candy, can’t deny that! 😍But take a tiny bite, and it’s soft and squishy inside 🍬💛

We wanted to start another giveaway, not just because its Valentines, but also to bring some more joy into the world! Make sure you are following us, like, and repost this post to enter! Must be 18+ to enter and to win, winners will be selected on Feb 19th at 2PM ET!

Roses are red, toys are wild. Let’s skip the dinner and get straight to dessert. Valentine’s Week 2.7–2.17 EST, 20% OFF, love’s on sale.🎊

💪🦁Ready for a wild ride?🦁💪 Like, comment, and repost for a chance to win a custom Dinhar! Want another chance to win? Check us out on Twitter (HodgePodgeEnt)! As always, 18+ only. No purchase necessary to enter, void where prohibited. Giveaway ends 02/12!

I can't decide between the lynel color theme or this rad color shift

HERE I WAS TRYING TO MAKE A ROSE GOLD BUT WENT OFF ROAD AND NOW U GET A DEEP GOLDEN ORANGE DROPPING THURSDAY 2/12 @8PM EST

#死亡万花筒 Kaleidoscope of death by Xi Zi Xu official merch from KuAi coming soon

this pretty lady is a friend of my aunt's and they set this up so she could have meals delivered while she's home recovering. she didn't say in the link, but it was some DA that put her in surgery and it's going to be awhile before she's back at it. any help would be appreciated 🥰

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Anyone need a $500 shopping spree?👀 We've been wanting to do another giveaway for a while, so we're making it BIG to help spread a lil joy🎉 🏆PRIZE: THIS TIME - there's TWO ways to enter and win! 1 Winner on Discord for $250 store credit 1 Winner on Bluesky for $250 store credit

rt if u hate nazis and love boobs

Behold Seth, the Serpent God. Too pretty to be trusted.

happy anniversary to the spirealm (the only show to exist). @ the fat-fingered or conspiring worker at iqiyi that dropped it out of nowhere, and all the insane girls that saved it up and distributed it as fast as possible, thank you for my life. 💕

When your boss is a dual shafted serpent… And he’s showing off his moves. Don’t get hypnotized! 🐍

Valentines drop today, at 6PM CST! That's a little over 6 hours from now 💜 We have a TON of fresh large and imperial sizes now, complete with refreshed size photos and measurements on the site!

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🐍 GIVEAWAY TIME 🐍 Twice the heads, twice the thrill! Celebrate the arrival of the serpent god Seth. Win a $100 gift card (2 winners)! ✅ Follow us & repost this post ✅ Comment your feelings about Seth 2 winners announced Feb 4 (EST). Good luck! #Master4Fancy #Seth #Giveaway

Valentines is around the corner, and we're doing an early drop so packages can arrive in time! With new available sizes fit for royalty, it's time to treat a partner, or maybe just yourself💖 Our Valentines stock will drop thursday the 29th (tomorrow!) at 6PM CST.

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🐍 Sneak peek: Seth 🐍 A serpent god bound by mistake. Power lost, desire awakened. And he’s found you. Coming soon!

🐍 New release peek: Seth🐍 Dream job? Maybe. But when your boss is a snake god asking for “energy,” things get complicated.

working overnights this week to cover for another supervisor and I wanna just crawl under my desk and go eepy