The warmed us about the 16-18 month sleep regression. We didn’t listen. Everyday this week:

Again Hot Dog Suit Meme

Hannity: When did you notice Biden’s cognitive decline? Miller: I think it was through all of the times that Trump has fallen asleep in public and talked about magnets getting wet.

Hot dog suit meme.

1st batch of thoughts from weekend reads of my new pilot are in and with times as tough as they are… saying I needed this is a fucking understatement. A love letter to home that I hope to share wide soon. Keep writing. (Redacted the comps because I’ll never denigrate publicly for my gain)

Season 2 of the Night Manager coming out TEN YEARS after Season 1 is absolutely hilarious to me.

must have been the jeans.

srrrrryyyyyntsrrrrry 😘

2025 A Feature A Novella And now a New Pilot All in-between the world getting exponentially shittier AND while trying to be the best new father I can be. This one meant many 4am writing sessions before the fam woke up for the day, pages during naps after the kiddos bedtime. Get ready. :)

But why is it blue text on black paper?

Thank you, New York City. Together we made history. Now let’s get to work. transition2025.com

Has Cuomo left yet? Is he packed at least?

This. 🥹

Mamdani: "Donald Trump, since I know you're watching, I have four words for you: Turn the volume up."

JUST IN: California voters have approved a ballot measure to redraw the state's congressional map to favor Democrats, marking the party's biggest victory to date in a national battle over redistricting ahead of the 2026 midterms.

AOC: "This is about, do you understand the assignment of fighting fascism right now? And they assignment is to come together across difference no matter what."

Debra Messing desperately trying to board the last ship leaving New York Harbor:

How are things on X rn?

Waiting for the Cuomo concession speech like:

Maybe Gr*k can help El*n spell Mamdani now.

I support everyone giving vast sums of money to Andrew Cuomo. It’s the “lighting a million quid on fire” art piece but this time performed by the worst people in the world.

[Exit Clown.]

Flawless. Perfection.

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC

Guess they moved before voting. 👋🏽👋🏽 @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

LFG.

It’s Tuesday in NYC. I’m from Boston and I think I’ve said “Yankees Suck” more times than anyone else I know on here and even so… I am hoping with everything I have that the people of NY get the win they deserve, that we all need, that will send the loudest message that we aren’t going anywhere.

For me, this is cinema. Incredible.

I was rooting for Toronto but congrats to my good friends here + the fact that this was a lose lose for T*mp + Kendrick winning makes it a win win here. Much love to the amazing Jays fans. I hope we have the pleasure of battling you for the pennant for years to come. (Yankees still suck!)

we come to this place for magic.

Apropos of nothing. Here are some selects from my incredible times producing in Toronto.

J.F.C. I was literally kidding when I wrote this in March. www.thedailybeast.com/leavitt-says...

Optioned this story earlier this year and we’re so grateful to be developing it with a beyond dream producer. It was supposed to be an outrageously impossible world. But now it almost feels boring compared to what’s actually happening to D.C.

“This marks the first attempt at bringing to the screen the fictional island of Catan” Lol Deadline. Everyone around knows this has been trying to get off the ground at many many studios for YEARS. (I know because I pitched on it in 2019!)

Yea, I l❤️ U LA, and you're probably going to win (that's what Evil Sports Empires do... we Bostonians know all too well) but 100% Go Blue Jays. Went to a Sox Jays game there while on set and it was, not even close, the nicest ballpark experience ever. Soorie!

What a perfect disgustingly accurate metaphor for this country.

“You’re as subtle as a kidney stone.” Is the kind of line that it going to stick with me forever. What a continuous masterclass in writing The Diplomat is. Somehow it’s getting BETTER AND BETTER.

“Thousands” Fix your bio, Corina.

100% scrolled past this thinking this was Freddie PJ and Sarah Michelle.

Payton Pritchard:

YOO BOOKSKY but also SCRIPTSKY. My good friend Eric wrote this! it comes out two weeks from today and you should pre-order it from your local shop or your most palatable online retailer. It’s A FUCKING RIDE. But don’t take my word for it; these much more talented people said: (below)

And now some people think plucking a few words into ChatGpt puts them on the same level as Drew. Absolute Legend.

This is one of the most depressing commercials I have ever seen. All of these companies need to fail, fast, before we all forget how to wipe our asses without asking an app. youtu.be/IqC3YrIzbQw

Mamdani talking lucidly and passionately about trans rights and history in a video that should frankly shame every politician who has hemmed and hawed and triangulated and said, "Well, but sports..." It's not that hard to tell the truth and stand for what's right. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEvV...

Yea, Episodes 106 and 107 of House of Guinness are perfect television in every possible way.