Make a movie better by adding "John Carpenter's" to the title. John Carpenter's Knocked Up

No sir, I believe that reek you're smelling is the whole unwashed ass you show by posting shot like this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz_G... When I play #horror games I sometimes try a game outon impulse. I am VERY happy I did that with this one. Check out FACE OF ANOTHER! #horrorgames #indiegames #youtube #letsplay

I have ovne again vastly underestimated the amount of time dinner would take to make. 8:30 dinner it is. But you know what, it's looking and smelling pretty dang good already, so I ain't complaining.

*sigh* Yep, that sure is AI images on the Halloween candy

On today's episode of "fundamentally misunderstanding what the word 'placeholder' is supposed to entail":

"It's not funny just because it has swearing in it!" True, but every year when I rewatch AVGN Halloween videos, there's always an awesomely foul line I've forgotten about, and I am not gonna sit here and pretend I don't find "Go yank your cock through your ass, you fucking-butt mongrel" hilarious.

On the extremely rare occasion I buy cereal I MAAAAY sometimes pour em in a mug with no milk and just kind of snack on them them as if they were chips.

The pretty bowling alley gals. #art #sketch #DayJob

Chilla's Art games are getting the film adaptation treatment now? That's interesting. There are a few of these I could see make some cool movies. Dunno if I think The Convenience Store is one of them though. But to be fair, it's been a long time since I played it and I don't remember it too well.

LGBTQ+ representation aside Try, for just a second, to iamgine being such a giant, quivering sack of fear of literally everything that isn't a carbon copy of yourself that you need to stomp your feet in a tantrum and make threats because of... Rainbow drawings. Actual Care Bears villain behavior.

>A makes over-the-top-cartoonish post no sensible adult could ever take literally >Person B barges into thread with: "Something is seriously wrong with you" >Person C replies >Person B: "NoBodY InVIteD YoU" >D: "I must defend B - clearly, literally everyone else on the internet is the rude one."

I was about to start bitching about the shop I ordered Silent Hill F from now suddenly telling me they won't havei t in stock till October 18th... ...but then I realize that A) That's way closer to Halloween and B) That gives me some time to earn the cost of it back. Not a bad deal actually.

I met some of my best friends through online imageboards and YouTube collaborations. One got me my first regular gig as a professional video editor / writer. Another donated the money I needed to get the display art tablet I still use. I attended a decade long online friends funeral via streaming.

Gallery apps and social media notifications be like "Look back on this fond memory!" and it's me sending a picture of a new energy drink flavor I am gonna try to a friend. Yeah wow, what a treasured memory. Glad you reminded me.

The scariest thing that will happen to me all October

Imagine claiming ownership of someone's deceased father, having machines randomly slap nonsense together that sort-of-resembles them and then expect the next of kin to clap their little hands with joyful tears in sheer amazement at your supposed "generosity." AI Peddlers fuck all the way off.

reminder that art trades are super cool and we should do one :)))

For the first time in years, I had an idea for a couple of little, stupid gag comic strips. It's not gonna be anywhere near a regular thing, but I have a little theme and like, five to ten strips in mind. Just did really simple doodles of two of them. Might be something to work on as warmups.

All Glory to the Hypnotoad!

Not to pat myself on the back, but it's not often lists like this actually mention a few films I haven't even heard of. Definitely noting down a few for later.

Late-night sitting around, YouTube on in the background. This is the time I should probably try to just sit and doodle, but I can never think of anything just off the top of my head. I Seem to always need to "decide" on "something" instead of just going and seeing where I end up.

30 is no more of a sudden, magical maturity number than 18, where you suddenly know exactly what you're doing and where you're going, or all your problems go away. "Being a real adult" just means trying to be decently responsible, and doing your best not to be a prick. Those are the only two things

Love having plenty of basic story ideas and just... nothing for the actual moments IN them that tie things together. Fun times.

Listen man, I AM a YouTuber with a monetized channel and I still agree this is some shit. YouTube is borderline unwatchable without Premium at this point, and it's equal parts predatory and invasive. I've gotten four ad breaks in eight minutes once. With the same three ads just repeating.

Me but it's just the first panel twice

Hollow Knight/Silksong character design commission for @fosbat.art! Initially there was one character planned, but now there are six of them 🪲

Checking out Alien Earth now. Man, what is it about that slow title reveal that is just still so great so many decades later?

Aaaand thank Christ. A followup email did the trick. I have my Discord account back. Apologies to anyone that may have been harassed by the account in the meantime. If you have, and have blocked me as a result or whatever, write me back and ask whatever you need to confirm it's me.

So just letting people know - my Discord account is STILL hacked - @discord.com has been ignoring me completely for the last like ten days since I ticketed it, and it's apparently messaging people right now. Ignore it.

Funny thing is, I am a sucker for soundtrack dissonance. But the "slow down to make it creepy" thing completely misses WHY that trope works and what makes it cool. Kind of like when people have evil clowns with horns and teeth and zombie faces. THat's not what makes the clown unsettling!

Man, every fucking year the world finds some way to make sure I have like no money in October. Guess it's time to get reacquainted with cup noodles.

I know I said this in a video years ago, but this remains one of the funniest fucking things the Muppets ever did. Sometimes it truly is the simplest, dumbest jokes that are the best.

You know folks are desperate when they wanna cancel an entire platform over a cartoon that was cancelled three years ago. All my best to Hamish Steele. With any luck, these chucklefucks will find a new boogeyman to screech at long after the fact very soon. They're like goldfish that way.

I wish I could watch stuff and be inspired I stead of instantly falling into "Fuck why is everyone smarter, more talented and skilled and have better stories to tell than me". I love watching this showcase, but it makes me mentally put off trying my hand at another, more ambitious game yet again

"ugh, it's late and I can't think of anything to wat---" >Rememberong that I completely missed the Horror Game Awards recently Aaaand that's that problem solved.

Well, as always, gotta watch some spookies during October. Started out with Galaxy of Terror Actually a pretty fun film with some really impressive and creative effects. It makes basically zero sense and refuses to explain what it is even about, but hey - you're there for the weirdo monsters.

How to scare the shit out of a techbro in 35 seconds

List 10 horror movies so we can get to know you better (in no specific order) 1. The Changeling 2. Prince of Darkness 3. Cujo 4. Candyman 5. Friday the 13th Part IV: The Final Chapter 6: The Autopsy of Jane Doe 7: The Devil's Rejects 8: Creepshow 9: Child's Play 2 10: From Beyond

"Tomato is the mother of potato" sounds like someone doing their damnedest to be the most lol randumb!1 person on the imageboard back in 2006.

Bold move to get up on a podium to record your r/iamverybadass readalong video in front of a live audience

Some bits from the Season 2 Hazbin trailer that I may or may not have had a hand in hehehe

Suddenly big horror YouTubers are playing a Forbidden Solitaire demo, and I am just sitting here frantically digging like a raccoon through trash trying to see if there is a demo or release date available somewhere I missed or if the devs sent them an exclusive one and AAAA I WANNA PLAY THIS GAME

Forgot the part where it gets canceled right after the season finale because it got slightly less than 752.659.353 viewers in its first week.

🎃October 1st Art Share!🎃 October is finally here! Show us all the dark, spooky, bloody & Halloween themed art! Rulez: 👻 Post your spooky art! 🎃 Share this post! 👻 Interact with others! 🎃 Tag friends! (Optional) 👻NO 🚫 AI 🎃 Bonus: What's your favorite scary movie 💀 • #artshare • #artsky • #art •

Aaaaand that's Silent Hill F ordered. Probably be a few days before it's here, but look forward tos ome spooky streaming this month.

It takes some real balls to go "Hey, tell us in advance if you don't want us to steal from you, okay?" and expect people to believe you won't just do it anyway

Okay, it took two years but finally, I am starting to feel the effects of starting an art channel. Even if my prompts are still often famndom based, I've created some stuff I'm proud of lately. Now I'm sitting on stuff I WANNA share but can't until I finish more and can make a video about it!

Smile Bomb 💣 - #yuyuhakusho #art

"...it was not immediately clear what legal authority Trump would use to impose a 100% tariff on foreign-made films." Why assume any knowledge of law anywhere inside that rotted old walnut when his basic presidency strategy has always been "kick, scream and shit on the floor ove rrandom nonsense"?