Jakub Dobes you LEGEND! #Habs

How many sticks can break in 1 game? #Habs

How many broken sticks has Demidov had these last 2 games? 🤨

It’s a tough job market for new grads, gotta grab a reliable check where you can.

My son. 🥰

They should do MyChart Wrapped

Confused by the “they just f*ck all the time” discourse around Heated Rivalry, the premise is literally that they are f*ck buddies. By definition, the dick appointment of it all is literally the point. It’s a vehicle for the emotional arc over basically a decade.

He is literally the most insecure man on the planet, and it blows my mind that he doesn’t spend every waking moment being followed by a chorus of mockery. There is no one who should be made to feel more embarrassed by their own existence.

This was a journey… 😬

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I think I’m starting to see a trend in what kinds of crimes he considers unworthy of punishment. 🧐

I’m tired of having to jury rig everything in my life to stop it from spying on me.

And again, the win at home comes when they aren’t rocking the centennial jerseys. 🧐

In this Indiana diner, everyone has three questions: How's the breaded tenderloin? Is the quarry hiring? And just what is it that Bobby Kennedy Jr. and Olivia Nuzzi were doing?

I know that he’s technically an adult but Lane Hutson is so adorable that I want to adopt him. ☺️

Wouldn’t want to alienate folks with realism.

An apt commentary on America in 2025.

Could have done without having to shovel today.

Doing and allowing harm is the central tenet of conservative ideology.

Happy War on Christmas to all who celebrate!

Discovering my dad’s old vinyl of Tracy Chapman’s debut album in my late teens literally changed my life.

Put it in a museum.

11.

Conservatives are just genuinely terrible people, part 1 million.

Benefit Cosmetics can honestly fuck all the way off with their packaging. Not everything needs “fun” packaging.

They GENUINELY hate their customers.😬

Like by the time the second book came around, I was at, “fuck Shane, that dumb-dumb kinda doesn’t deserve Ilya.”😂

Watching non book readers go from “OMG fuck Ilya, why is he such a dick?” to “I love that secretly soft Russian bisexual,” is definitely going to be my favorite part of Heated Rivalry.

What monstrous thing is he about to do that he’s trying to get ahead of?

Every once in a while he does something truly iconic. 💀

Apparently, NHL players cannot be left unattended.🫣

And for the love of God, stop putting it on Christmas albums!!

I don’t think I’ve seen the fan edits come in this thick and fast since Omander.

I need to see this diva’s Ulta haul.

Brad Marchand approved.

Humidifier season is already rough out here.

I wasn’t sold on the casting for Ilya when I first heard about it but it took all of 5 minutes on screen to convince me that it was perfect. #HeatedRivalry

Still waiting for the day that some journalist develops enough brain cells to ask the moron if he signed each of the 1000+ J6 pardons by hand, and if not, why those aren’t immediately null & void. One day…

Live.

I really try to remember that my sister has OCD and isn’t actually trying to drive me insane, but it’s so draining sometimes. And then I feel like an asshole because it’s nothing compared to what she lives with.

I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape

Man cancel culture is terrible, look how these cancelled dudes never work again

Why would someone do this to my son? 🥺

is Microsoft Excel a feminist? Is Gemini a queer ally? Is this graphing calculator my friend

For a guy that had a good game, Mika looks miserable.

The bob continues to bob. 🙌🏽

Another one to file under ‘things that I didn’t know I needed in my life.’😂

The writers are really doing too much this season.