Now this truly is an act of violence.

We’ll know they’re serious when they try to set up an audience with Vance.

I can’t believe that she of all people would insult a chimp like that.

And here I thought wait times were long because people can’t afford preventative healthcare and delay care until their only options are the ER or death. My mistake.

Depression is so time-consuming. Like, GIRL, I actually have so much to do!!!

So, they’ve kicked the can down the road, while they figure out how to pass off their eventual reversal as legal reasoning

Don’t forget to put it in the trash!

And not a single soul is surprised. 🙄

Protein in your cup of sodium? WTF?

I’m new to hockey but I’m pretty sure you’re not actually supposed to use your stick to beat someone like an old lady with a broom.

If that asshole hurt him…😡

I do not like these Ottawa Senators. My son had better not be legit hurt.

This is the happiest that he’s ever looked.

I lost track of that sequence of fights. #Habs

How long until Fetterman officially makes the party switch? It’s definitely only a matter of time.

Thinking I might finally watch Teen Wolf for the first time. Yay or nay? 🤔

Note who is very conspicuously absent.

This just birthed at least a dozen new fanfics that will be up on AO3 within 24 hours.

Truly harrowing stuff.

So is the food trans or just the wrong color? 🧐

So glad that I live in a state that is basically ignoring the bs Covid vaccine restrictions.

I’d sooner buy shit from Alex Jones’ supplement scam, than get honest to god prescription meds from a Trump branded website.

First rule of crimes: always coordinate your crimes on camera.

SCOTUS said it’s fine. Why does Pritzker hate freedom?

Matt Rempe stays doing Matt Rempe things.🫤

A paranoid, drunk, wannabe tough guy. What could possibly go wrong?

My Sephora sale wishlist is already out of hand. 🫣

if you didn't want me to open 74 tabs... why did you give me that ability???

RIP Roscoe.🥺

So what did I miss on here today?👀

A super cool thing that men can do super easily is just leave women the fuck alone.

My new favorite YouTube channel is a lovely young man introducing his 80-something dad to his favorite music. Watching his dad become a rap aficionado is the perfect balance of sweet and funny. 🥹

The rules are never the same for democrats. Never. Norms will once again be the most important thing in the world the moment that a democrat returns to office.

It was 78° today and very obviously the last warm day that we’re going to get. I fully expect it to be a high of 60° for the rest of the week. 🥺

as a christian, one thing i love about trump is that he explicitly rejects the teachings of jesus

If only there had been a million signs along the way to this point that they could have decried.

They’ve basically made ESPN+ worthless for my purposes with this ‘unlimited’ nonsense, and if I actually paid for the Disney+ subscription that I use I’d be really pissed.

I hope Rand Paul’s neighbor is having a really nice day.

Sounds like another liberal activist. 🧐

This is one of the most embarrassing things he’s ever posted. A true achievement.

I thought that was a credit card.

The season hasn’t even started yet and everybody is getting injured.🫣

Why do they look like a frat about to do their big annual community service weekend?

It’s nice to know that occasionally people experience the internet in a way that isn’t soul destroying.

But have you considered the fact that she has a vagina?

lightning has the chance to do the funniest thing

I shouldn’t be, but I’m shocked at the number of people that are unironically making arguments for these being photos of the same man. Talking about camera angles…🙄

This is the correct opinion.

I look forward to the ensuing lawsuits.