2 seasons ago we were beating Palace in the Premier League and now we're in League 1 getting torn apart by Barnsley. The fun never stops.

Imagine you have a TV that is literally on your body but you only get to watch it once a day and it's a few minutes of a 5 year old telling you his dad is a cop.

Was intrigued as to the whereabouts of Goofy's wife & Huey, Dewey & Louie's parents. Apparently Mrs. Goofy fell off a cliff & died, Mr. Duck's whereabouts are unknown and Mrs. Duck is lost in space.

(to the tune of Santa Baby) 🎶Pint of gravy, pour it down my chimney tonight!

Well funny every time Leeds are in the Championship the commentators don't stop wanking on about how much they deserve to be in the Premier League then every time they do go up they're absolute shite.

Episode of Teletubbies where Dipsy has abs.

Episode of Teletubbies where the sun is crying.

Learned today that Tinky Winky is the oldest Teletubby which implies a time when he was the only one. I need more lore here, was there a mother or did The Great Sun Baby create them?

Scatman Tron

@lowqualityregen.bsky.social ooh well done, your reserves beat our.....FIRST TEAM!? Oh dear lord.

Why couldn't Hulk Hogan hear very well? Because he had a Terry Bollea (terrible ear)

New Taylor album is a bit shit. She used to have bangers for days. Already forgotten every track off this one.

Glad we're all in agreement that the Simpsons Movie was actually a bit shit.

What's Bon Jovi's favourite Borat quote? It's 'My wife!' 🎶

Got a new job and now Operation: Finally Start Saving For A Steam Deck is go!

2 years ago we were a scrappy Premier League underdog. Now we're a mid table League 1 side losing at home to 10 man, manager also sent off Plymouth who have only won 5 of their last 49 away games. We are very shit

Lots of people with English flags round thembat Kings X so can only assume either rugby &/or lots of roundabouts are about to get painted.

Interesting dip back into Instagram today seeing people posting pro-Palestine stories alongside their Radiohead tickets.

Always wondered how Ed Sheeran would eventually get cancelled and it turns out how owns loads of properties in London and is moving to the USA. There it is, he's a scummy landlord!

Want to see System Of A Down enough that I'd put myself through a Queens Of The Stone Age support slot.

Person at work says they've been obsessed with dinosaurs their whole life but has never seen the original Jurassic Park.

🎶SPIDER IN THE BATH! SPIDER IN THE BATH! CREEPY CRAWLY CREEPY CRAWLY SPIDER IN THE BATH!

I saved a life today. Someone came into work and bought some flowers. I asked if he wanted the price taken off and he said "You'd be a lifesaver if you could!" If I hadn't removed that sticker he could have died!

Wouldn't normally condone slapping children but one just came into work in an Al-Nassr shirt with Ronaldo on the back...

Been waiting months for Subnautica to go on sale so of course it does the day Silksong comes out smh

LFG!

Silksong for just £16.75 is actually ridiculous. If it was like £40 I'd have still paid for it.

IT'S SILKSONG DAY!

Hate the linesmen in the EFL trophy. Always Vertu signalling.

[Beastie Boys voice] TWO! DAYS! 'TIL SILKSONG! 🎶

HAPPY SILKSONG WEEK TO ALL WHO OBSERVE!!!

Had the clever idea of changing my bio to 'Welcome to the cheap tweets' then remembered I'm not on the bird app anymore and also the bird is long dead.

I wasn't aware of this game until the Silksong delay and it looks 1000% my thing so will def be getting it when it does come out.

A good photo I took on my phone. Shout out to the pollinators.

English flags everywhere in my village and it'd be nice if it was just 'aww some flags, how nice' and not 'ah I live in a village of lots of massive racists'

Had my first big mansplain test at work today when someone told me their favourite Disney film is Cars and it took every bit of me not to go 'erm actually, that's Pixar.'

Only just learned a driving theory test only lasts 2 years and absolutely fuck off am I doing that again. I give up.

"Inside you there are two wolves"

Silksong also conveniently coming out the same day my wife is going to be away until the following afternoon. #blessed

Holy Silksong release date Batman!

Went to the supermarket to buy some OXO cubes this morning but they were out of stock.

Guy at work held up a Daily Mail with a headline about Labour raising taxes and went "They can't keep getting away with this!" like they're some kind of Marvel villain.

Saw rumours that Antonoff and the National lad aren't involved in the new Taylor album. Everything crossed for a return to big Taylor pop bangers lads!

Well that's Amnesia The Bunker done thank fuck. What a tense, stressful but brilliant experience that was.

Seen people already complaining we're only mid table after winning our opening game smh

WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE!

If hoofing it up the field to our forwards doesn't work the first 50 times, maybe try something else?

Our number nine is here. Welcome, Jerry Yates! 🔥

Well funny everyone predicting us to come top because of the parachute payment money and so far we've brought in 9 players and spent about £1m total.