47 blew 42

He wasn’t wrong. Feet first.

The “Failed Public Persona” to “Alt Right Influencer” pipeline is undefeated.

Neighborhoods are being terrorized by unidentified, armed, masked oppressors. They’ve been able to walk away from the chaos they create. We, the People, have incredible restraint.

When ICE abducts a preschool teacher in front of her students, who are they helping? Who are they protecting?

The American public could lose that in water weight overnight.

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

Cope.

Billie Eilish is based as fuck.

I need Obama to come out and say he’s going to be on the ballot for 2028. Not because I want him to run or be a viable candidate. I want recordings and videos and podcasts from Republican leaders and pundits talking about how a third term would be unconstitutional and anti-American.

This is Ohio’s Federal District 2, where nearly 16% of residents are on SNAP benefits. In 8 days, over 120,000 residents in this area will be left with fewer resources to feed their families.

Current f****** mood

Fuck Home Depot. All my homies hate Home Depot.

This tracks. Everyone is 12 now.

No better metaphor for the trump regime’s impact on the US. Demolition crews at the White House, tearing down history for his vanity project.

How cute. The gambling apps are normalizing an authoritarian fascist state.

Dept of Homeland Security posting a doctored TikTok in order to direct violence towards an underage Black kid is fucking crazy.

How the fuck you gonna talk about “watermelon people” when your crew looks like you bankrupt the Country Buffet? Mf is the definition of CHODE! There’s obese, and then there’s this sweaty, moonfaced, never-seen-his-own-dick bitch.

Another $20B to bail out Argentina. Are we great yet, you fucking mongoloid mouth-breathers?

The only benefit of the trump regime’s attempted coup of America is that the inevitable overthrow may allow for a government beholden to the people. #1 on my wishlist: Term limits for all elected and appointed representatives, judges, and officials.

The time for Democratic civility is over. I wish these fuckers would grow some balls.

Credit where it’s due - Charlie hasn’t said anything racist, homophobic, or inflammatory in nearly a month.

I’m not sure whether I’m more impressed by how they’ve hit all the fascist milestones in terms of secret police, media control, propaganda, limiting of free speech, etc. in such a short amount of time; or that it seems most of the country is completely oblivious to the fact it is going on.

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command

Are they gone yet?

The President hates me. He will not represent me, ever. However, my taxes remain due. Without representation? That’s Un-American. There’s precedent for this.

The same people who live their lives committing offenses against truth think they will be lifted into eternal grace.

Can’t wait to celebrate Dumb Dead Grifter Day next month 🙄

How you die does not redeem how you lived.

Prove Me Wrong: If Hell exists, he’s in it.

Maybe the adrenachrome harvesting cabal was just the right wing grifters they supported along the way

Greg Abbott vs 15 Stairs

MAGA is mad that anti-racist people are celebrating the death of Hulk Hogan. Wait til they see what happens when Trump fucking croaks.

New range target just dropped

Hey, bud. Me again. Just checking in. You haven’t done the thing. You should do the thing. We all want you to do the thing. The world needs you to do the thing. You’re out there. I believe in you.

Priorities

Science fact: Fire melts ICE

Hans Kristian Graebner should be [redacted]

I didn’t rob the bank I handed the teller my demand letter then prayed for prosperity

Follow ICE. Follow them to their station. Follow them to their homes. Follow them until they have as much fear as the neighborhoods they are terrorizing.

lol sure Hot Wheels

Mila Wasicek of Spokane, WA has ZERO Sercet Service protection. Tick tock, Mila.

ShAlL nOt Be InFrInGeD

It’s heartwarming to think that there are hundreds of thousands - if not millions of us - and we all have the same wish for DJT’s birthday.