happy new year from #naturespam world

i feel like treachery - as defined by idiots who don't understand the concept - is your duty as a global citizen. but what do i know? i hang out in the woods away from humans much of the time. have a #naturespam.

The Atlantic suggesting, without evidence, that Canada's Global TV broadcasting the '60 Minutes' segment on CECOT that CBS distributed to it may have been an act of "treachery." 🔗: www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

hey, can you do me a favour and just look at this larch? #naturespam

proof of life #naturespam

ok, but is bubba the ex-president or is bubba ghislaine maxwell's horse?

i know not everyone uses the chinese spy app, but i really need you to watch the funniest thing i have seen in years.

this is a real ad being pushed out in games that young people play... i have concerns about the future, to be honest with you.

here, have a bite of waterfall #naturespam

hey, so, uh... for anyone who didn't grow up in a fundamentalist evangelical environment and you're wondering about all this rapture talk... it's heresy and not even biblical. it has been used for almost 200 years as a cudgel to terrify church goers.

rocks, paper... #naturespam

italy opens the door to chemical castration for rapists and pedophiles www.politico.eu/article/ital...

here, have some flowers #naturespam

here, enjoy some lake #naturespam

in case you're not terminally online, apparently the bullet that killed charlie kirk had "notices bulge. uwu what's this?" engraved in it. it's an old furry meme. this is some 4chan nonsense.

i know there's a lot of scolding happening right now... but it's ok if you can't muster any compassion for a person who spent their life defending school shootings who then died in, technically, a school shooting. it's not the height of indecency or the downfall of society or you're just as bad.

We are all lying in the gutter but some of us are also drowning in a shallow pool of raw sewage.

have another #naturespam

here, i took a walk so you didn't have to. #naturespam

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i'll take pictures next time, i was too hungry today but if you add a little red food colouring into your butter it's now corn on the macabre.

today i learned this exists

anyway, here are some cool spheroid rocks in southern alberta #naturespam

so many butthurt stem folks in my mentions who are just demonstrating my point. what a wild thing to wake up to.

anyway, here's some lichen growing on a tree branch near temiskaming.

we've spent decades telling young people that only STEM has value and now they can't think critically, make inferences from what they read and use chatgpt instead of their own brains. because they were told there was no value in their expression of self.

i grow increasingly resentful of the impact that listicle internet has had on storytelling for the general public. once you start noticing it, you can't unnotice it.

hashtag hopecore

here, enjoy a big rock #naturespam

i'm late for #thicktrunkthursday

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?

it's too hot out. have some snow to look at. #naturespam

hey. i saw this frog and now you have to look at it too. #naturespam

here. have some pelican butts. #naturespam

this time, not a guillotine but an AR-15... my, my. what interesting times.

spaghetti carbonara is breakfast spaghetti #startinginconsequentialfights

the meat grinder of capitalism has no taste buds. it craves only flesh no matter the flavour. if allowed to eat one, it will consume all.

montreal-based gardaworld wins $10M contract to provide security at alligator auschwitz