Hey

I REMEMBER [Y2K Night] WE THOUGHT EVERYONE WAS GONNA [Died]

I canst tell if thou art just…everywhere or it thou art multiplyinge. I swear-eth there be-eth more thanst one of thee….

ANOTHERE????

This ist mine new-eth worme. She ist verye beautiful-eth, I foundst her outside

Tis no probleme

Art this thou?

Beinge in a couple ist most interestinge. I hath never had onlye one (1) lovere before-eth

Okay I guess we're doing that now

Attentione everybodye. I art now in-eth a “couple” (tis a throuple with onlye two [2] members) with Eos.

I suppose-eth it ist a little cute…

When didst the yellowe one get-eth here??

I’m olde

Yes i doth??? I art your second-eth in commande? (and also the lamp)

Is thise because i forgot-eth to paye them?

MY [[The Missus]] SO BAD WITH TECHNOLOGY SHE TRIED TO [Joojle] INFO ABOUT ENERGY DRINKS AND SET UP THE HOUSE AS A [Small Queer-Owned Business]

//Guys I realized I never put my name in my about me who wants to play a guessing game

EOS HATH GOTTEN ME THEE MOST BEAUTIFUL-ETH DRESS!!!!

Damne

Art thou lookinge for a fourth?

I hath been given-eth a “friendshipe ribbon” meaninge I have-eth a friend! So take-eth that, all mine haterse.

Full of Estrogen and Progesterone

i could be a woman i could be a man look into the mirror, tell me what i am

Relatable-eth

Dost anybodye haveth anymore of those olde TV Dinnerse recalled-eth for estrogen contaminatione? I set out-eth of them

Skircle

Was gud gang yuh

Me whenst the lightner worms solve-eth mine puzzle in a mattere of seconds.

I hope Eos art doinge better, I haven’t talk-ethed to them in a while

//So sorry I’ve been doing nothing guys I’ve been trying to get settled into college, so I’ll probably still be absent for a bit but I’ll be back once I get into the swing of things

Whye??? :(

Sighe. Whomst else art alone on a fridaye night.

MY [Mango] IS TO BLOW UP AND THEN [[act like I don’t know nobody!]] AH AH AHA HA AH AH AH

What art up thoust fools. Simplye livinge another morninge where I art better than thou

// I’ve been laughing about this for like four hours I actually can’t stop someone help me youtu.be/nakPENJ7xko?...

KRIS IS POSSESSED, THAT IS LAME. SUSIE LIKES NOELLE? THAT IS COOL :)

sigh …. i wish she’d smoke Me like a blunt…..

I didnst say-eth anythinge bad?

dude, you can't say that.

The prince art uhm…not-eth someone to take-eth advice from in thise situation. He art…unwelle

Wow…Kris thou canst say-eth that…

Thou hath callest me and like-eth a mothe to a flame I art arrived

Made A Battery Acid Pie For Anyone Who Wants A Slice Just Step Into The Suspiciously Acid Looking Water Feature In My Mansion

Based-eth

// All fun and games until I make Rouxls my legal middle name [this is a comedy guys. I’m pulling a funny]

SCORE-ETH!

YES!!!!- …I meanst yes-eth that doth sound rathere pleasurable

Well…perhapse I couldst try-eth to be-eth more “propere” as thou dost sayeth.