“And yet, that wouldn’t have been an issue if you kept your dated-in-order stack of tickets out normally instead of dumping them onto your desk.”

“By picking them up and placing them down. Then it’d still be in order my newest to oldest. And easier to switch said papers to oldest to newest if that’s what your OCD demands.”

“Seems like you should’ve thought about that before dumping the drawer now, hm?”

“Then 𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘭𝘺 rearrange that pile of tickets.”

“…. I’m going to replace all of your dishes with plastic. Your silverware with wood. Rearrange your closet and drawers.”

“Then suppose we should pile them up neatly and put them to the side. Else you’re getting kicked from your own bed.”

“Blue’s taking your spot in the bed tonight.”

“Then stop complaining.”

“Would you rather have your license revoked and truck taken? You’re paying the damn tickets. Pull them out, Captain.”

…….. Pinching the bridge of his nose—— “That’s why I said 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮, Drautos.”

“Then 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘰𝘶𝘵 and leave them out and we’ll work on some of them 𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘸.”

“You’ve had some of these tickets for almost TWENTY YEARS and yet you still have every one of them. Unpaid. When you have the funds to be able to pay it off.”

“Let me get this straight.”

.

“Deal with it.”

“Take them out and bring them with you tomorrow. I’ll help with them.”

“…. Yet you’re not in whatever it is yourself.”

“Where are they located?”

“No thank you.”

“…….. Like your speeding tickets?”

“…….. Calling Monica would do, then. She would be able to handle it without my involvement. You and her barely work together, consider it you being concerned about the job not being done.”

“Then start calling Monica or I instead. The police force is still part of the Guard— I can just contact the head instead and make sure something’s actually done.”

“𝘐 𝘥𝘰. You do realize that you can issue complaints by calling and giving license plates, correct?”

“The speed limit is the speed limit 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 anything more or less, determined by area, is a 𝘩𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘳𝘥. Someone going 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 said limit in a significant amount is punishable. Anything over ten miles over in the left lane is punishable.”

“It’s the 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 lane. You go just over the limit to 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘴 slower traffic.”

“Good to see your deduction skills aren’t rusty.”

“Really now?”

“I can do my job, Drautos.”

. . . . . . . . Slowly presses lips together——

…. …….. Drautos is getting the most deadpanned, tired look he can muster at the moment.

“…. What.”

What does he want?

…. Raises brow?

?

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