vibe inspo heading into the rest of this week 🙏

“Hey, /you/ brought it up.”

“Touched a nerve there, did I?”

“I’ll ask Cor-“

“You’re just mad I’m twink enough to get my back blown out.”

“Yeah…”

“Sometimes you want a guy twice your size to blow your back out.”

it’s science

“I’ve recently discovered these ASMR video things. I think I’ve slept better than I’ve ever had since I’ve started to listen to them.”

“I’m in a mood.”

“So stop being right! Maybe I want to be right for once!”

“I hate it when you’re right, you know that?”

“Pussying out I see.”

“You wanna go? I’ll show you how much of a jackass I can really be.”

“….I get it. But it still pissed me off. Being on the side of those who destroyed their homes…doesn’t make it any easier.

“I’m not complaining! You’re just being a jackass!”

“Yeah yeah…I’ll be fine. It should go away by tomorrow but it’s still annoying.” Rubbing the back of his neck. “I’ll stay away, but they need to learn some respect too.”

“You know damn well what I mean. Try me, I’m not afraid to beat the fuck out of you either. Prince or not, it doesn’t matter to me.”

“Maybe you could be a little helpful for once too.”

“I can’t ever tell when you’re being humorous with your tone.” He catches the potion, breaking it open.

“We crossed paths. He made some comment about Niflhiem. So we debated. Eventually with fists. I totally won.” He did not.

“I was in an altercation. That’s all you need to know.”

“Yes. The annoying little mouth on that brat.”

“Do you want to be next, Prince?”

Looks over—

“Yeah. I’m fine. Just still reeling from that fight.” He has a very notic LE black eye. “Stupid ass Glaive. Pissing me off for no damn reason.”

📲 Yeah fair. 📲 See ya later.

“My face hurts.”

📲 Kk pookie😘 📲 even I’m embarrassed to of written that 📲 Anyways 📲 yeah I’ll be in Insomnia tomorrow

“Fine, fine. I’ll behave.”

“He started it!” No he didn’t. “I was minding my own business and he just had to comment!”

“……Tredd.”

“I only threw one punch.” The first punch.

“Oh yeah, by the way if you hear about a fight from one of your Glaives saying I was involved, they’re wrong and a liar.”

“I can’t wait for the day Drautos has an aneurism.”

What?

📲 Power. Not really all the descriptive but I could add a few things to make you hit harder. But relying on a suit to do so is gonna bite you in the ass some day, /sir/. 📲 Yeah. I’d really like to see the suit up close and personal.

?

Snorts. 📲 Yeah yeah. I’ll do it, alright? Just gotta tell me what he wants. Just don’t expect me to get it done ASAP. 📲 Unless you want to sort through paper work, then be my guest.

Too busy jackin it.

Loqi is rolling onto his side on the couch with a loud groan. 📲 Well tell him to suck it up. What kind of upgrades does he want? Want me to add cup holders or some shit? 📲 That actually sounds like a fun idea. Tell him I’ll add cup holders.

📲: Impatient much? I don’t have all the time in the world to work on that suit. What does he even want? I’d need him in my workshop to even know what might need fixing.

Projecting my cramps onto Drautos.

𝙻𝚘𝚌𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚍𝚘𝚘𝚛𝚜: 𝚊 𝙺𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚖𝚒𝚍𝚜𝚝, 𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚢, 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚐𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝. 》Explicit content                ▪︎Blood and gore                     》Descriptive  #WнαlεGσdTяαѕн

° 「 M u n d u s 」 ° 𝘐𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝙢𝙚— ° ───────↬❦↫─────── ° ↠ Indie Canon/AU Portrayal ↠ Further Info in Thread ↠One of the many #GhostsOfJohn

° 「 Ardyn Izunia 」 ° Your attack hurt me, nevertheless… 𝘔𝘺 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘵— ° ───────↬❦↫─────── ° ↠ Indie Canon/AU Portrayal ↠ Further Info in Thread ↠One of the many #GhostsOfJohn

° 「 Gladiolus Amicitia 」 ° 𝘚𝘩𝘶𝘵 𝘶𝘱 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘶𝘦 𝘰𝘧𝘧. ° ───────↬❦↫─────── ° ↠ Indie Canon/AU Portrayal ↠ Further Info in Thread ↠One of the many #GhostsOfJohn

“𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦— 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘮𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵” ♚ ˊˎ- Noctis Lucis Caelum — Crowned Prince of Lucis — King of Fishing