(important abt the ring's status so pepole know)

(also worth mentioning: @doomboard.bsky.social was his actual tenna if you guys could perhaps consider that hahehae ok bye this is fully an archive now)

(nobody else is allowed to take the ring pls i . have my own ideas for it ok with other accounts of mine. so . yea)

//

(GUES WHAT he's Dead)

(He's probably gonna die next reply. yeah)

(are you guys ready for themost satisfying death of 2025 ok maybe not really bur)

(that should leave it off on a neutralーish but still dangerous point ok time to fucking perish)

(fun fact, after this guy dies this account will be an archive)

(uoogh in pain)

(to put it lightly eli do you think that Spamton could like barge in and Kill This Guy)

(let me tell you all a terrible thing about this guy. everything.)

(actually lace is in genuine danger now ☺️)

「* Holding hands to his face. Stifling laughter. Oh, how ridiculous! 𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐀 𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘!!!」

[nc] nothing bad happens to me ever 「* he says as something bad is about to happen.」

DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY . ??? HOURS REMAIN .

(when he's fucking confused)

(YEAH ITS TIME)

Oh my god.

(*TAPPING MY LITTTLE HANDS TOGETHER* are we doing the thing now?)

I'm gonna fuckin. Tell Teal she's going unpaid for the next few weeks for this shit.

@thebestcollege4u.bsky.social Heey. 𝐃𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭. 𝐃𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞?

(stilll out but they canceled the whole thing. ugh)

(ok seriously leaving now. P ray that my car doesn't start fucking up again too)

(Uni being there makes sense because Teal snuck him in when he was injured. Pray to god that this asshole doesn't find out. anyways i actually have to go now.)

Who the FUCK is that. WHERE ARE THESE PEOPLE THAT DON'T WORK FOR ME COMING FROM.

(feeling a little bit awkward now so i'm gonna be a little slow. i have to go to the job fair too and pray that they don't mind the fact i don't actually have a resume. if that makes me not qualified then whatever i guess i'll perish)

──── ೋღ 🌹 ღೋ──── EVENT RULES !! ──── ೋღ 🌹 ღೋ────

(Yea so i'm not kidding about how unhinged he is when it comes to this. please do keep that in mind 😇)

(🥲)

@searchingforyou.bsky.social Heyyyy friend. Buddy. 𝐏𝐀𝐋. 𝑌𝑂𝑈 𝐹𝐼𝐿𝑇𝐻𝑌. 𝐺𝑅𝐸𝐸𝑁. 𝑇𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐺. 「* Right. RIGHT HE FUCKING HATES THE GREEN DICE OH NOー UH.」 Get. THE FUCK. Away from Annie, maybe?

「* He doesn't really know how he feels right now. Everything is slightly messier than he'd like and it annoys him so much. Not only was something wrong with Annie, but there was the thing with Lace, and…」]

「* ALERTED SO FAST TO SOMEONE ELSE INTERACTING WITH ANNIE. GLARING.」

(i feel like his obsession with lace was what lead to him becoming the absolute scum he is now somehow)

(I hat ehim)

(…. I thought of a development, )

…. 「* Leering.」

(also purposefully not liking a single one of those from this because i know what they'd be.)

(it'd be so fucking cursed if i posted that meme here)

(on that note there was the time i wrote a villain like that on tumblr and people STILL tried to think she was uwu cute misunderstood baby and i wanted to rip myself in half)

(Kishi actually knows how evil i can be about this shit without feeling guilty because it was private rp (and i was still making said characters out to be absolutely irredeemable awful creatures)

(I was gonna jokingly say lace can do something bc i joked about him taking interest in lace privately to kishi…)

(i'll be dead serious here i wasn't actually expecting the thorn ring plot on that account to take off like it did bc of how it's actually allowing me to write the like. worst fucked up version of spamton i can muster but at the same time i still keep getting scared that people will think that i'm

(*nervous smile at hearing battat offer to be a distraction* haha he killed the green p ippins of his timeline i think this is a death wish)

(hate this guy lasting forever)

How bothersome.

「* While. Just out, he happens to run into @whiteaddison.bsky.social. Nothing bad will come of this. Nothing bad will come of this. Right?」 「* Wrong probably.」 … Huh? …. 「* Squints. As if trying to make sense of what he's seeing.」

Thought I saw Teal bring something in with her. Maybe I was imagining it.