Scammers are getting pretty nasty nowadays, starting to really aim for the heartstrings too Call it my better nature, but my better nature cost me 60 bucks today... Time to enter my asshole/villain arc?

Butts

Oops

Couldn't sleep and I have a 5 hour drive ahead of me :,)

Whoops, I somehow pocket opened Bluesky and I almost did a random reply to someone This is why I don't walk around with my phone a lot xD

I just want A soft place To shove my face

Ok so Hypothesis to test next week XR Adderall for sleep instead of IR Enough waking up at 03:30 and being stuck awake

I have now realized that I have been smoking cigarettes more for the appetite suppression than the nicotine addiction

Looooove waking up randomly to just toss and turn perpetually until sun up why does Instant Release Adderall stop working after 4 hours xwx

Ask me to tell you your fortune

Quitting cigarettes cold turkey is fucking rouuuuugh I'm fiending so fucking bad rn

Scary words

I genuinely hope I run into a werewolf one day

Crohn's disease blows. Quite literally sometimes.

I wonder if you could use a gravitational pull to charge up batteries...

13 and a half hours. 835 miles. All in a straight shot. Never. Again.

When I get where I'm going, I'll post a better pic of it all laid out nice and pretty

Bought almost 600 dollars worth of fireworks Oops

Germany honestly takes another L for how mediocre Frankfurters are

My brother and I just took a shot of tequila for some reason and I can honestly say I'm so fucking done with shots and straight liquor

Need more blobs

I only managed two miles this morning, it is toooooo fucking hot rn

Really wish I had some heelys to wheely away from my feelies

Bweh, bellies tho

Cause I'm tired of being a bitch in modern society lmao

I think I want people to point out my faults, so I'm going to start pointing out other peoples' faults from now on

I need a change of scenery

Can I just eat a microgram of uranium and be good for my caloric intake for the day?

Who wants to 1v1 me in IL-2

We have some questions about this one. Playback at fr24.com/data/aircraf...

It's vore time

Stopped at 14.5. phone died. Really need music it seems.

14. Legs are becoming al dente. Taking a short break

13. 12:41. Long way til dawn. Another beer

12 miles. I've beaten the pain of the blisters.

11 miles now. Plus a fat bong rip. Pain's catching up. Happy 250th to the big green weenie btw

My chiropractor told me that I have an abnormally large sacrum bone. Maybe I was meant to have a tail after all 👀👀👀

Holy shit, a badass chiropractor and a massage therapist that doesn't pull punches makes you feel like a million bucks, I feel so spry rn Like I literally got some years of my youth and life back

Social Suicide would be a badass band name if not for the abbreviation

Oh I just remembered I had a dream where I had to save a guy with CPR. I think something woke me up, or he was like very very dead cause it didn't work.

I want to draw teeth today

Orange dogs are in the same vein of psycho as orange cats

I am 27, why am I having an 80 year old's health issues

Got some good grilling in earlier tho

I just finished a run and one of my neighbors came out to tell me that one of our other neighbors hit my dad's car and just went another 30 feet and parked their car

Awake early today so I'm painting

New helmet art potentially

Today has been productive