Bro, I never though I would need this!

[[ Me loving my cast irons and knowing very well this is bad

Man that cook guy gonna love me in the kitchen. This pan was disgusting and caked in black shit but I clean that bitch so good it's silver again.

Yo, why you gotta out me like that bro? I'm a wholesome asshole!

I mean, yeah, only so many dudes drink blood. You definitely got a great idea, I ain't against checkin' it out? Might give me new ideas!

What happens if it falls off though??

Huh...well I ain't never thought of that. I feel like I slept on a great ides I coulda been profittin' on.

....Blood dope???

Yeah, I feel that. They want the fun shit but they ain't ready for the real shit when it gets deep and raw and full of all those emotions and shit.

Just observin' things I experienced. Thinkin' about a dude I used to know. I mean, honestly I didn't mind his flaws too much, but I was too much....y'know?

[[ Friends! I'll be giving y'all a chance for YOU to NAME AN ANGEL in my book! So how you can take advantage of this opportunity? Read in the messages below!

This is why I'm a ho

Man relationships are always so disappointin' You fall in love, eventually get pissed at each other's flaws and then all that time you spent lovin' is gone.

i'll gouge you out with my fangs!

A bone hand slides over and grabs...what is this??? Who is this?

LOVE IS FOR SUCKERS.

[[ Still really proud of this art I spent 5 hours on this morning.

Oh he humerus!

Looks be deceiving', and I see that bone pun you slipped in!

[[ Doing the background tentacles later but #SexySaturday

Is that a challenge or a threat?

Pierce's dreams have come true. A sentient toaster.

I mean yeah, you cute as heck?

I'd bang

[[ I love the idea of Pierce getting more comfortable showing off that he's a parasite so TENTACLE HAIR

[[ You ever start drawing your character and go OH NO HE'S HOT?!?! Yes I'm drawing this rn

[[ Tentacle hair....and should I add the glasses? Hmmm

⠀somedayᅠᅠyouᅠೀ willᅠ── ᅠjustᅠbe ⠀ bonesᅠ… ‍ ˖ ‍‍ ⊹₊⋆

[[ Now should I consider a redesign. *Taps chin.*

[[ Suddenly I need new art of Pierce pronto.....guess it's time to get back into drawing skeleton men...

#SexualSaturday Ay babi, you wanna see what kinna trouble we can brew up?

I'm gonna hire someone to stand behind me and say swag whenever I stop talkin'.

I once tried to bang my Xbox, but not gonna lie I was high as hell.

I'll fuck yo toaster in my bathtub too. Toaster orgy.

Look I ain't picky, I fuck my toaster in the bathtub.

At this point he isnt sure he COULD bite this guy. Not that the attempt would be something he would worry about. Dying wasn't permanent for him. " Aiight, so what kinda stuff you like to eat, big guy? " he asked in an attempt to keep casual conversation flowing.

I'd bang.

I'd bang

You the only one that asked so far and said you ain't want tagged so here. Cards say do the thing bitch!!!

" Hell yeah! Hail Satan! " He replies while making devil horns with his fingers in the air. The skeletal parasite is eager to find a comfortable place to BITE the colossal being before drawing from any magical energy Satan has. Does this means he has to sell his soul?

Yo, ever wanted a slap in the face with a deck of cards? You got any questions that needed answered? Yeah, I gotcha. Imma do this shit free but if you wanna be tippin' you can hit this button. I will take pics of what you cards say and dm or post, you choose. ko-fi.com/atumbast

The skeleton hummed thoughtfully, crossing his arms as he did so. " I could teach you a few jokes? I got that whole life of the party vibe peeps like. "

[[ Pierce being basically a magical energy vampire makes things fun sometimes

" Cool, now how do you feel about a little bite? I'm hungry as hell and ain't nobody got the kinda energy to help a dude out here. "

Man....I kinda miss my old soul mate.

Where in the /Hell/ did he end up now? These timeline jumps never always went as planned when he went somewhere new. " Yo, I ain't tryna make a guy late for lunch. You know the way to the biggest, baddest bitch here? "

you are a monster from hell.

The skeleton is yote. He doesn't seem too phased.