If the US was like this steak I bought, we wouldn’t have to worry about Ted Cruz or Marco Rubio #FoodForThought

Pour one out for Spirit Airlines (additional fee for drink).

My two favorite fantasy series of the year so far are Knight of the Seven Kingdoms and The Pitt

You know those jerks who are all like “well, YOU KNOW that Tom Waits actually wrote ‘Jersey Girl’ AND his version is better than Springsteen’s?” That’s me.

If you want to watch a podcast about Knight of the 7 Kingdoms where one of the hosts contemplates nephew-cide and the other one admits that the show pleases his partner more than he does, @fittentrim.bsky.social and I have the pod for you: open.spotify.com/episode/0DR2...

This is the first time that Hawaii has been listed in the same breath as @fittentrim.bsky.social Georgia team since they crushed us in the Sugar bowl!

Anyone wanna pay for an experience that most people will do anything to get out of?

Discuss: Michael Chernus’ most heinous character: John Wayne Gacy or Ricken from Severance?

I love riding the metro in LA. It’s the only place you can see and hear boomboxes these days.

Best sign today. #NoKings

Make America America Again

Microsoft Outlook just gave me a “tone detection warning” while I was writing an email and I just wanted to shout at it WELCOME TO 2025.

It’s my favorite time of the year!! First, I vote for the Emmys. Then I tell @fittentrim.bsky.social who I voted. Then he gets really really angry at me. CHRISTMAS IN JUNE

To all of my non-LA peeps: you can stop asking me if I’m ok. So far, despite the news trying to get eyeballs, the truth is that there’s been less destruction than any typical Philadelphia sports team win celebration.

Lots of options, Giannis!!!

Do you like rom-coms? Do you like DnD? Do you like RPG-coms? Then toss a few bucks into season 2 of @12sideddie.bsky.social

So we have an American pope and a Russian president

Hey! Now would be a great time to support this funny nerdy web series I am in! Check it out! @12sideddie.bsky.social

Once described as “the worst fight ever committed to celluloid.”

I can’t decide what the better drinking game is for this season of Reacher - either it’s every time they say BIZARRE BAZAAR or every time Reacher is holding his tiny little phone

“The Beastmaster” is on Peacock starting today, March 25,2025. Please note this date as the official date where we reached streaming overload.

Black Bag is phenomenal. Go see it!!

Please help this vital cause

More proof that @fittentrim.bsky.social is completely wrong when he lumps trailers in with commercials when ranking Super Bowl spots

AMC stubs is now “letting” us see 4 movies a week instead of 3 and only raising prices $3 a month. Gee thanks!! Cause 3 movies a week wasn’t enough. I can’t wait until they charge us $200 a month for 100 movies a week.

Top 3 live music shows I’ve seen: 1. Nirvana, Pink’s Garage, Honolulu, 2/22/1992 2. Arcade Fire, Troubadour, LA, 1/25/2005 3. LCD Soundsystem, Palladium, LA, 11/8/2024 Tied for 4th: The 20+ TMBG shows I’ve seen from 1992 to 2024

Baby Jesus flavor

Was playing on old iTunes playlist on shuffle. “Me so horny” was followed by “Relax.” The 80s were not subtle, y’all.

America ... it was fun while it lasted

Siri just translated “poor schmuck” to “Porsche monkeys” and I ain’t mad at it

My reading kink has always been an underdog going to a special school set in a fantasy/scifi setting. I just can’t get enough, no matter how many beats are repeated. Ender’s game…Harry Potter…Red Rising…Name of the Wind. So I am DEVOURING “Fourth Wing” by Rebecca Yarros. RIGHT INTO MY VEINS!!!!

Trying to google which songs John Oates sang and found a full takedown in the form of a Reddit question

Thank you, hbo! The wait is finally over!

This is a bar for only the most straight heterosexual men. Cowboys, Construction workers, Cops, Leather Bound Bikers, Firefighters, Wrestlers, and Sailors. No girl stuff. Just sweaty heterosexual men being sweaty & heterosexual & male with each other. No femmes. All He/him. Males for males. M4M.

Even though they make it easy, I never get tired of goofing on @fittentrim.bsky.social Falcons. Not only did they overpay for a league average quarterback, they also tampered to do so. You rascals!!!

Catfish & I #finally talk #TheAcolyte - we breakdown each character, pitch theories, and (of course) suggest names of other people who Mae should add to her kill list 😀 #StarWars youtu.be/ufZ3YmOgX5g

Oh man, @fittentrim.bsky.social and I look sexy stealing dragon eggs

The last 2 times I’ve gotten into my car and started it up, Eddie Murphy’s “Party all the time” was playing on the oldies station. Hey y’all, I thought we all agreed to pretend that whole thing never happened.

This is an outrage that will not please @fittentrim.bsky.social - no Syril, no Dedra, and most importantly, no Leida in this villains of Star Wars collection:

Valentine’s day at Murrieta Hot Springs with a hot lady

RIP Carl Weathers! Apollo Creed, Greef Karga, and Chubbs Peterson.