Look, he planted a whole ass orange tree just for Relfi. He's not going to half ass it now and not peel her the fruit. (I really did put an orange tree on T'az's lawn for @orangelemur.bsky.social) #tmatte #viera #tazanswers

open flame...? next to this catastrophe? @tazmatte.bsky.social

Thinkin bout raidin...

treasure huntin with the friendship

WORM DEAD

Found Sadu and Cirina *points* THEY'RE GAY YOUR HONOR! #ffxiv

T'az and Relfi, making cakes and taking selfies. #tmatte #themattes #viera #thighlander @orangelemur.bsky.social

Valentiones with the husbun!

Howling Bladen't!

cleavin the worm

Me n the husbun with some arcadion cosplays C:

@orangelemur.bsky.social's static is dressing like the tier tonight, so their Emotional Support T'az has become Emotional Support Dancing Green. With a Wicked Relfi and a Tyrannical Danteus #tmatte #viera #thighlander #dancinggreen #thetyrant #wickedthunder

NotZenos down :)

She is simply T'az's favourite person in the entire universe.

T'az and Relfi found it downright idyllic. They hung out until around 4:30, look at that sun! Gorgeous. They'll definitely be back. (Seriously, 2 is great, but do not sleep on 4:30 pm.) With @orangelemur.bsky.social, of course. #tmatte #themattes #viera #thighlander #gpose

Tyrant has been going well

"A little kiss for luck!" @orangelemur.bsky.social #themattes #tmatte #gpose #viera #thighlander

me n dantor :)

BJBs down! ft. milfi because I cannot be trusted with multiple fantasias

your chances of being killed by lalafi are low but never zero

Nope, that song isn't T'az's, it's their lovely wife, Relfi's. And it absolutely suits her and her mighty axe ways far more than it suits Dancey McTrancePants over here. (Relfi - @orangelemur.bsky.social ) #tmatte #wolqotd #themattes

Ah, Elfi Relfi, I am smitten. 🧡 TolWife ft @orangelemur.bsky.social #themattes #tmatte #viera #elezen

#7.4spoilers HI HELLO halmarut was made specifically in a lab for me, from the socially awkward autism to the cute plushie holding to the being an AU RA to the completely dated fashion sense to being plant based to being the slightest bit creepy to the intriguing accent etc etc

RELFI RELFI WATCH OUT THE TRAIN IS COMING OH NO SHE CAN'T HEAR US SHE HAS AIRPODS IN OH NO

"All I want for Starlight is a peaceful, cozy moment alone with my most favourite person." Wishing everyone a very happy whatever you celebrate, or a great Wednesday. #happystarlight#tmatte #themattes #viera #femroe #roegadyn #gpose #gposers #ffsnaps ft. my beloved @orangelemur.bsky.social

a nice mug of mulled punch with @tazmatte.bsky.social

My fans they have my color scheme 😄

Relfi and T'az out here looking like a million gil in their new Courtly Lovers gear. #viera #femroe #gpose #gposers #tmatte #themattes #vanillagpose

gonna go get hit by this freaky train

When T'az and Relfi were but wee adventurers, Relfi handed T'az a savage might 1 materia and told them to "Cherish it forever" and they have ever since. It's T'az's silliest little treasure, but they'll never get rid of it. #tmatte #woldqotd @orangelemur.bsky.social gave it to me in 2019. 🧡

(looking at lesbian couple) so which one of you is on an unstoppable path towards terrifying apotheosis? and which one of you would shatter the heavens and poison the earth forever to take her back?

Roefi returns!

Ah, my beloved @orangelemur.bsky.social. T'az's beloved Relfi. Az & Fi. They've been in love since they were just conjurers, and look at them now. Saving the world together. Sometimes Fi's a Thighlander, sometimes she's a bunny, but she's always T'az's favourite.

"Surprise!" T'az bringing Relfi a new little buddy for her house. We'll pretend this isn't somehow a habit of his. Pay no attention to the Lopporits in his office and Namazu in his kitchen, simply look at the cute little Palico. Relfi named him Tiger. #tmatte #viera #themattes #gpose #ffshots

Ya know in BG3, when Shadowheart meets Karlach and says "I like her. She looks like she could throw me over her shoulder and carry me to safety, should the need arise." That's how T'az felt upon meeting Relfi for the first time as young adventurers in Gridania. @orangelemur.bsky.social #tmatte

Enjoy the Matching Mattes by JD! You can find him on that other site by searching for Bellamy Beauregard! (Lovely fellow, former-static mate of Relfi and generally cool guy!) (T'az on the left, Highlander Fi on the right, I love them so so much)

These ones make me smile. #tmatte #wolqotd #ffshots #viera #thighlander

"Easy now, Lads! It's too early for this!" Or: Felix likes Aether. Hugo's made of Aether. So much for a peaceful morning meditation.

Before 4 pm, the largest coffee they'll give him and a cinnamon biscuit. After 4pm, the largest herbal tea they'll give him and some sort of dried fruit scone. T'az would absolutely grab Relfi a cocoa and a chocolate biscuit as well, because he's not a monster.

Meownster down! @tazmatte.bsky.social

FC maaaaps

If it weren't for #FFXIV, I would not have my beautiful @orangelemur.bsky.social, our awesome home, our goofy little fish, and at least a good third of my closest friends.

team's dead, boutta explode, selfi time

"Why choose violence? We can simply talk this out, there's no need for Fi to step in." It's not so much that T'az isn't violent, as much as he has a mighty wife over his shoulder to encourage de-escalation. This doesn't always work, sometimes Refli gotta Relfi. #tmatte #themattes

Quiet moments at home with my beloved. (Enjoy Relfi braiding T'az's hair while he reads her a neat history book he found.) #tmatte #themattes #viera #ff14shots

This was fun

We made it! 😁 With FC mates: Xaldren, @orangelemur.bsky.social , @tazmatte.bsky.social , and Aura! #ffxiv #ff14 #miqote #gpose #consolegpose #vanillagpose

Autumn's in the air, got new ribbons for my hair... Great Googly Moogly, it's high time for some whimsymaxxing! #tmatte #gpose #ffshots #viera #pictomancin

The Mrs and I have a might cute little couple: Look at T'az and Relfi. Bask in their love. T'az has to stand on the top step to be the taller kisser.