" Ah ha! I remember you! You're the one who just simply won't stay down here in Hell! "

" Ah, such a shame. But never-the-less, a pleasure to hear your day is good! "

" Greetings and Salutations, all you horrible sinners! I do hope your day is filled with misery!~ "

❝ 𝚂𝚎𝚎? 𝐈’𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞. ❞ Canon/independent portrayal of Vox from Hazbin Hotel

˜”*°•.˜”*°• Nothing ever feels quite the same when you are what you dreamed. No one gets out ALIVE •°*”˜.•°*”˜ ☁️❌ ☠️✔️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVPr...

𝑭𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 𝑬𝒙𝒐𝒓𝒄𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑴𝒂𝒏𝒂𝒈𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑯𝒂𝒛𝒃𝒊𝒏 𝒉𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒍

𝐿𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑛 𝑢𝑝 𝑐𝘩𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑙𝑒𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑠 𝑤𝑒'𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝘩𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑑𝑖𝑓𝑓𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝘩𝑒𝑟𝑒.ᐟ

" Oh come now, dear! I've never had any marbles! And don't you worry, Velvette is the better of three evils. "

" Need friends? Go to Alastor! Truly a smart idea, yes. "

“ Her name is Velvette. A member of the Vee’s and a very influential figure in the fashion industry. She’s even got Lucifer and God to model for her “

“ Yes, quite so. I’m sure that moth is quite pleased to have his favourite little toy back. And I’d argue that other 20% is arms, because he certainly hasn’t any brains! Ahahaha! “

✘ B̵̛͍à̷̞n̷̼̔ḍ̶͌w̶̻̓a̴̹͋g̵̖̑ȏ̷̞n̷̫͠s̸͎̀ ✘

“ Aaah! A little fashion show! Now that I can help with untaxed! And I know a charming little doll who’s tastes are the peak of Hell “

“ HA! “ His hardest laugh yet. “ Indeed, indeed!~ I’ll be sure to keep you up to date with all the juiciest scoops, my dear!~ Though so far, I would have to say the juiciest would have to be our first ever resident, Angel Dust. He’s gone back to whence he came after all! Ahaha! “

“ Hmmmmm. . .~ I could. But my aid doesn’t come for free, my dear “

“ The obsession grows stronger and stronger “

{“ We interrupt this broadcast to bring you something special! “} {“ It’s ‘Terrible Joke Friday’! Welcome to the weekend! “} {“ Here’s a zinger for you: How much does a rainbow weigh? “} {“ Not much, it’s actually quite light! Ahahahha! “}

“ Still so obsessed, even now “

Ear flick A tingle, if anything

“ oh yes! I’m splendid! “

Cackling

" I can't say I blame him! I knew from the start just how pathetic Vincent was, but to think he would get soooooo much worse! AHAHHAHAHA! He's almost an entire circus just himself! " There's actual tears of joy from how much he's laughing. A long, amused sigh sounding as he calmed down. +

" More so than you realise, " he moreso muttered to himself. " Of course! It's one of the reasons why I keep you around; there are times where I need to 'borrow' that luck of yours. And it's just simply wise to keep an ex-overlord as one of my lackies. "

Time to be a menace. Currently playing the Furby Organ-

" Ahahaha! Well, after that whole fiasco of that obsessive flat-headed stalker of mine, I find myself back at the Hotel with reinvigorated interest in watching the poor, pathetic patrons struggle and fail at their redemptions! " Laughter growing once more. " And with so much fresh meat, I have +

" Though that is exactly what you are. A pet, a tool, a utility, an item to use at my behest. Ahaha! Oh but don't worry, I wouldn't let you die by any hands other than my own; you're far too useful. "

" By careful wordplay and exploitation. The seeds were sewn from the start, my friend; each deal made carefully and precisely. "

" Just as it implies. You do seem the type to love animals unconditionally, whatever shape they take. "

" Of course you would. . " Static buzzing faintly

Gaze now focused on the digital photos, adjusting his monocle and squinting curiously. " A well needed change, I must say! White with that pale of a face? It's hard to tell the difference between himself and his clothing! Ahahaha! Using angelic steel is quite the nice touch as well, my dear. +

" Ahahaha! Consider yourself lucky, dear Husk. With me, you get your power, majoritive freedom, able to say and do whatever you like! Only having to follow some small commands I give. With them? Who knows what they'd have you doing! Especially that moth. "

“ Uugghhh. . Don’t remind me. . . The annoying beast is just as persistent as its owner “

⛧⃝ ‘ 𓄃 ~ ♕ * ♜ ° __ 𖤍♱ ☨ 𝕴 𝑨𝑴 𝒶𝓃 𝓐𝑹𝑪𝑯𝑰𝑻𝑬𝑪𝑻 OF ＤＩＦＦＥＲＥＮＣＥ . 𝔜𝔒𝔘 ᴀʀᴇ 𝑱𝑼𝑺𝑻 𝑨 𝕳𝕺𝕷𝕰 * ⛧⃝ *

“ Ahahaha! And what a useful pet you are! “

“ Hmm. . . I suppose that’s a bit more tolerable as well. . . . I can accept that. “

“ Splendid. And for the best, else I may end up breaking something— “ Attention shifting to the magazines, a small hum sounding. “ Ah! Quite the feat, my dear! Even more so that you’ve managed to considerably improve their fashion sense. “ A hearty laugh sounding from the deer, accompanied by +

“ Understandable. Rebuilding may take some time but it’s nothing new for Pentagram City. It’s rather used to destruction and turf wars, all will be fine “

Staring at the chat boxes like a mother trying to read a meme off of someone's phone. Old man behaviour. " Yes, greetings and salutations! Here to provide only the best, from the best. I must admit, I am new to these 'Podcasts' so all this technology is rather foreign to me. "

" A Host is always ready, baby! " A snap of his fingers and the equipment is all prepared for the podcast. " Care to do the honours of starting? "

" It's indeed not a favourable position. In fact, I'd rather chew off my own ears. However, if it ends with my own benefits, then I can tolerate the degrading position. "

" Of course! " And he's setting up the microphones while humming 'You're Never Fully Dressed'

" A more accurate description of yourself, darling, haha! "

" Ahaha! But isn't that the fun of a wildcard? Hahaha! Position? Care to explain? "

" Worry not, my dear! Everything is all set and ready "

" A few aches and pains from the fight, but otherwise I'm delightful! And yourself? "