“ Her name is Velvette. A member of the Vee’s and a very influential figure in the fashion industry. She’s even got Lucifer and God to model for her “

“ Yes, quite so. I’m sure that moth is quite pleased to have his favourite little toy back. And I’d argue that other 20% is arms, because he certainly hasn’t any brains! Ahahaha! “

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“ Aaah! A little fashion show! Now that I can help with untaxed! And I know a charming little doll who’s tastes are the peak of Hell “

“ HA! “ His hardest laugh yet. “ Indeed, indeed!~ I’ll be sure to keep you up to date with all the juiciest scoops, my dear!~ Though so far, I would have to say the juiciest would have to be our first ever resident, Angel Dust. He’s gone back to whence he came after all! Ahaha! “

“ Hmmmmm. . .~ I could. But my aid doesn’t come for free, my dear “

“ The obsession grows stronger and stronger “

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“ Still so obsessed, even now “

Ear flick A tingle, if anything

“ oh yes! I’m splendid! “

Cackling

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" I can't say I blame him! I knew from the start just how pathetic Vincent was, but to think he would get soooooo much worse! AHAHHAHAHA! He's almost an entire circus just himself! " There's actual tears of joy from how much he's laughing. A long, amused sigh sounding as he calmed down. +

" More so than you realise, " he moreso muttered to himself. " Of course! It's one of the reasons why I keep you around; there are times where I need to 'borrow' that luck of yours. And it's just simply wise to keep an ex-overlord as one of my lackies. "

Time to be a menace. Currently playing the Furby Organ-

" Ahahaha! Well, after that whole fiasco of that obsessive flat-headed stalker of mine, I find myself back at the Hotel with reinvigorated interest in watching the poor, pathetic patrons struggle and fail at their redemptions! " Laughter growing once more. " And with so much fresh meat, I have +

" Though that is exactly what you are. A pet, a tool, a utility, an item to use at my behest. Ahaha! Oh but don't worry, I wouldn't let you die by any hands other than my own; you're far too useful. "

" By careful wordplay and exploitation. The seeds were sewn from the start, my friend; each deal made carefully and precisely. "

" Just as it implies. You do seem the type to love animals unconditionally, whatever shape they take. "

" Of course you would. . " Static buzzing faintly

Gaze now focused on the digital photos, adjusting his monocle and squinting curiously. " A well needed change, I must say! White with that pale of a face? It's hard to tell the difference between himself and his clothing! Ahahaha! Using angelic steel is quite the nice touch as well, my dear. +

" Ahahaha! Consider yourself lucky, dear Husk. With me, you get your power, majoritive freedom, able to say and do whatever you like! Only having to follow some small commands I give. With them? Who knows what they'd have you doing! Especially that moth. "

“ Uugghhh. . Don’t remind me. . . The annoying beast is just as persistent as its owner “

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“ Ahahaha! And what a useful pet you are! “

“ Hmm. . . I suppose that’s a bit more tolerable as well. . . . I can accept that. “

“ Splendid. And for the best, else I may end up breaking something— “ Attention shifting to the magazines, a small hum sounding. “ Ah! Quite the feat, my dear! Even more so that you’ve managed to considerably improve their fashion sense. “ A hearty laugh sounding from the deer, accompanied by +

“ Understandable. Rebuilding may take some time but it’s nothing new for Pentagram City. It’s rather used to destruction and turf wars, all will be fine “

Staring at the chat boxes like a mother trying to read a meme off of someone's phone. Old man behaviour. " Yes, greetings and salutations! Here to provide only the best, from the best. I must admit, I am new to these 'Podcasts' so all this technology is rather foreign to me. "

" A Host is always ready, baby! " A snap of his fingers and the equipment is all prepared for the podcast. " Care to do the honours of starting? "

" It's indeed not a favourable position. In fact, I'd rather chew off my own ears. However, if it ends with my own benefits, then I can tolerate the degrading position. "

" Of course! " And he's setting up the microphones while humming 'You're Never Fully Dressed'

" A more accurate description of yourself, darling, haha! "

" Ahaha! But isn't that the fun of a wildcard? Hahaha! Position? Care to explain? "

" Worry not, my dear! Everything is all set and ready "

" A few aches and pains from the fight, but otherwise I'm delightful! And yourself? "

" I see. Haha! Yes, it is indeed a father's duty to ensure his daughter's safety. And lucky for you, I would like to keep the princess safe as well. A mutual wish. What could go wrong? "

" Of cooouurse! You are the King of Hell after all. You have to make the tough decisions, whether they be correct or not. Hmhmmhm. I take that as a compliment! Though while I may be tricky, I am still a fair man. I can be reasonable. "

Trading places with his shadow to now be standing. No touchy. " Indeed it was. Quite the beneficial event I would say! "

" Well well, look what the rabbit dragged in "

" Oh hoho?! Is that so? Colour me intrigued. Now there's a chance for peak entertainment~ Well, my statement remains. Whenever you realise that I am the correct choice, blood shall flow "

" Hm. "

" Oh not at all! I'm just merely projecting a probable future scenario if you aren't more careful. We wouldn't want little Miss Morningstar to lose /both/ parents now would we? Hmhmhmm. Well, whenever you decide I'm the right demon for the task, I'll be waiting with an open palm. "

" Hmmmm. I believe 'Pet' is still quite fitting. "

" Yes, we wouldn't want our short king of Hell to become a weapon once again, now would we? Think of all of Charlie's dreams you'd be crushing! "

" Oh how you wound me "