open for a surprise ✨

I got a haircut today can you guess which one?

Trump crossing the rainbow bridge would probably cause more problems than it would solve, but my fingers remain crossed 🤞🏼

sometimes i jerk off to my own porn

We're bonding :) Part one of our super fun collab coming this Monday to you know where, featuring you know who and I doing you know what with our respective you know whats <3

The fart // The fartist

Does this dad make my butt look big?

I’ve been making some fun ceramics lately in between being naked on the internet 🥰

new jock goofin'

big arms to impress your mum 🥰

my balls are awesome ☺️

my balls are awesome ☺️

dive in 💖

my oh my that’s a pert bosom 🌸

I’m looking to try a new toothpaste. Any recommendations?

hydration is like SO important

working on my dreamworks eyebrow

Jelly on a plate 💖

ngl i really really really liked superman

It's remedial I swear 🥸

Shiny himbo booty 🏴‍☠️

there’s a surprise in this photo 🤫 RT when you see it x

ICYMI: I was pit crew at snatch game live and had a lot of fun 🥰

Didn't realise I made a goon face lol

dude this feels real good... RT to lend me a hand (or any other hole you got handy)

let 'er rip 🤠

What your himbo housemate does whilst you're out...

Buying a labubu is “losing chess to a dog” level of manipulation

It’s so cute when he begs me to breed his lil c^nt! 😏 @andyconboi.bsky.social

Himbo shower time 💖

2022//2025 Gained weight and happy about it

plz no WWIII i just want to take nudes and make sculptures

Being fattened up over winter 🐸

getting this one framed methinks

got a bit distracted in the pottery shed 😅

idk how to host an orgy do i put out lube or a charcuterie board

love love LOVE dumb guys posting their first ever thought it’s like a kink of mine

this is how i talk about doctor who

living in canberra is essentially like being a nun

just a sliver peeking out

i don’t understand caring about Taylor Swift… she’s literally a billionaire… shes gonna be fine either way…

oops! mommy overshared on the internet last night!

Wataa 💦

like i get what you’re saying however i am lazy

Chudai 🩷🩷🩷

just a dumb sweaty toy lookin pretty for daddy

baby oil - from babies, for himbos 🩷

come over for coffee - my housemates aren’t home

pretty in pink?

DOCTOR WHO SPOILERS Another banger this week🔥