The chocolate has a weird texture now. The change is noticeable.

Chile I thought Iron Mike was about to tell us he on Wegovy

BITCH! Where they find Ricky Martin?!?

I don’t know any Bad Bunny songs, but I’m here

These commercials have been terrible

Release guitars and drums in the pale communities

I haven’t slept more than 30 mins tonight. The work day is about to struggle to the 5th power

This was a wild moment 😂

Just got my W-2. That income tax withheld amount got me spiraling 🥴

I will never forget the twitter outrage about vasectomies because a gaggle of idiots thought you lose your balls.

God ain’t done with me yet. My first thought was to send the screenshots to his new employer because boy, fuck you!

They can flatten Jake Elliott’s tires too. I’m sick of his shit.

I want Patullo fired in the next 10 mins

All that hootin and hollerin FOR WHAT, AJ?!?

🧐 Didn’t AJ Brown do a bunch of whining about not getting targets?

I feel like this game is a wrap. And I’m fine with that. Let’s fire Patullo asap.

When I last checked the score, Bears had like 3 points. WTF is going on?!? Packers gave up??

As a Black woman, I just don’t like my potatoes to taste sweet.

Crystal Pepsi

If this story ends in a shoulder injury… 😂

That man is 1 jump scare away from meeting his maker.

Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by

Waiting until next week? Voting as if the man gives a shit? I want everyone out of office. All of them. Let’s just start over.

What is God’s justification for allowing that asshole to keep living?

I just woke up. He did WHAT?!?

Wtf kinda play calling is this??

Eagles finna piss me off

White Castle and Burger King gon ALWAYS see me

This Christmas feels hollow to me. I don’t know why. I don’t feel the joy. Hate that for me.

I had cute plans for my family this evening. The 3mo old decided she didn’t give a damn. All the plans fell apart.

This woman is currently pregnant. She has no idea what kind of trouble she is creating for herself and her children.

Top tier cuisine!

Blue Moon. Yes, I am a woman who drinks beer. I will not hide my truth.

I need an audiobook to get me through a drive tomorrow. Something smutty with a lil crime 🤔

I had Chipotle for lunch today. It was terrible. 2/10. Do not recommend.

A chromed out gradient with a lil arch to it 🤌🏽

Also, grabbing butter knives is crazy because what are you gonna do with that dull instrument sir?! Gtfo my house, Sherrone.

The man lost his job. Destroyed his marriage. Damaged the relationship with his 3 daughters. Caught a felony and several misdemeanor charges. All over a piece of colorless cootie coo.

An epic downfall. My God on today.

She would’ve made a BIG bag if she did this like 15yrs ago and before she showed us she’s stupid.

He looks like Incredible Hulk with Blade’s haircut.

Participated in psychological research studies

I gave birth to a beautiful baby girl 🩷

Brian McKnight

I’m on episode 2 of this documentary. Hell can’t ever be hot enough for Diddy.

A medium strip or filet 🤌🏽 I’m just realizing I’ve never had a porterhouse, ribeye, or t-bone. I gotta change that.

People talk shit and post racist stuff online with their whole legal name attached to it and think nobody will ever come see them about it.

I know that man lost all bladder control 😂 She needs to tell the wife about that Grindr account anyway.

Reminder that Curtis Jackson is also a piece of shit

Diddy did enough in the 1st episode of this documentary to stamp his express ticket to hell.