Nope.

BlueSky is where you go to shout into the void. Threads is where you go when you’re convinced the void is shouting back.

He stood out from the TV pack with his bowties, bushy eyebrows and movie reviews studded with cheeky turns of phrase.

I really want someone to take another run at Doc Savage. Props to Ely and Anderson, but there’s so much you can do with this dude. (For clarity, “someone” is absolutely NOT The Rock.)

I AM NOT PREPARED FOR QUOTE THE DISCOURSE UNQUOTE

I don’t want to be too edgy here, but the House of Duras suuuuuucks. #startrek #startrekTNG

But where is Paramount supposed to find a free and clear image of Bill Shatner in Wrath Of Khan?

It's Thursday. And I absolutely NEED this. @taskmaster.tv

I mean...no.

This ain't it.

Introduce yourself with 10 bands / musicians you've seen live B52s REM Radiohead The Smithereens Joan Jett and The Blackhearts The Silos Black Sabbath The Fugees Pixies Rage Against The Machine

2025/2026 Premier League Champions!

Damn straight.

UP THE GUNNERS!!!!!!!!

Good morning 🍒

Wait, wait. Wait. I don’t think you understand. They’re twin brothers AND Barbarians. Like…at the same time! What a world, what a world.

It’s always “we” with these dudes.

Kurt Rambis, but Skynet.

Clearly I do not know these people, but I feel certain Spielberg knows that Joe Dante is still very much alive.

Taaaaaaaskmaster daaaaaaaayyyy!!! It’s Taaaaaaaaskmaster daaaaaaaaayy!! Hey. It’s Taskmaster Day. #taskmaster

Hmmm...not into it, but I would snap up a 4K of Dill Scallion quicker than you can say "Minnie Pearl didn't have no children, Bubba."

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.

Pour one out for James Tolkan. www.tmz.com/2026/03/27/j...

Rough day for fans of roundhouse kicks, vampire slaying, and expressing at midnight.

If they'd just left well enough alone. We didn't need Boondock Saints hoodies and water bottles and we certainly didn't need a sequel. Because what they don't tell you is Boondock Saints is actually a really good, really fun movie. And then folks tried to turn it into cinematic Axe Body Spray.

“You ate my bird.” Chills. Every time.

I promise you she did not.

“It was the only way.” This goof.

Ralph Ronnie Ricky Mike

You have my sword. www.inquirer.com/news/nation-...

Halftime was great. Now back to “Kolchak Reruns and 3D Printing #Taskmaster Trophies,” already in progress.

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'

I may or may not have been gifted a bootleg of the entire series many years ago. It’s so much fun.

LYNN. EFFIN. PELTZER. Underrated Holiday Hero. Keeps it straight gangster.

Two of the best series/casts of Taskmaster ever. Maybe some recency bias, but after a couple of so-so series it really seemed like the show came back swinging with 19 and 20.

It's still great. And I wish people were still named "Burl."

What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are: -Wow, what a darkly comedic premise -Nature’s pissed, y’all -I dunno, I don’t think he has one more job in him -How does Coscarelli do it? -Hey! That’s Tom Atkins!

Straight ghoulish.

Thrill me.

Repost with an iconic fictional band

I see a whole bunch of words, none of 'em "Dante." Hardest of passes. @thejoedante.bsky.social

Popped on Threads for a minute and OHMYGODSTICKERS.