Time for the famous "unwrap the soap with wet hands" ritual, common to all 4-star hotels

Guess I'm getting clued up on boob armor this evening 👍👍

Loud Avenue BEGINS

had a great time last night

Some dude came up to me the other night and asked if he could kiss my head because it'd give him a -4 in pub golf. What do we think about this chat

I'll take a potato chip...

Feral Flowers is dirt cheap in the Itch winter sale rn $1.25 umjussayin

I need $20,000 to make me crazy

TIL: indie games about mental health were already a thing in the klik n play days

miste

Proton has got so good that - for the first time EVER - I'm now using a 100% Linux pipeline for game development. No Windows, No Mac. Linus, Gabe, the Bottles team, you people are damn heroes. FL Studio was the last piece of the puzzle:

My first programming language was C. At first, I didn't understand why it was necessary. I didn't understand why you couldn't just learn to read .exe files opened in Notepad.

people really do be wearin their freak on their sleeves these days huh

Please explain why the prevailing English pronunciations of Abu Dhabi are "Abbey Derby" / "Abbey Dabby"

Seeing as we're in December, I wanted to share one of my favourite limericks with you

Whatsapp's sticker maker includes an automatic crop function that frequently removes bits of people's faces and torsos. However, I tried it on a photo of my butt and it worked perfectly. Suspicious

let's get em

le bork

This brand really does have that emo on MSN energy

Anything goes! Even Chinese

I just spent 10 minutes explaining xdx | to my godmother wtf is wrong with me

I wanna make an indie dev version of this

Do you remember when the prime flirting tactic was just to reply "you love it" to basically anything

Screw it, 98

nerevar my beloved youtube.com/shorts/L9Plh...

modern ui design

Probably the best piece of business advice I got recently was to "not call yourself Autist-in-Chief"

I started adding chia seeds to stuff like this breakfast smoothie thing I made for myself this morning and idk if I like it because it just looks like a load of thunderflies in the stuff I'm drinking which I guess is okay because protein but still ew

heh

Hi #PitchYaGame. I'm making a WarioWare-like for mobile. I did all the drawings! By Doug (age 30)!! (っ◔◡◔)っ Please enjoy this tasty vertical slice [4m30s] www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnRJ...

here he comes, rougher than the rest of them

I think I'm gonna start saying I can "do 3D" as of tonight. Only took me three decades. This model might look a bit weird as it stands, but you'll have to let me cook

achievement for this evening: got my blender shi up in my godot shi

guys i'm doing it I AM ACTUALLY DOING IT

sneak peek of a presentation i am giving tomorrow

urgh blender urgh blender urgh blender urgh

baggy trousers ner ner ner ner

Being tempted to claim I am actually Scottish

pretty sure that one in the middle is from hyrule

Can someone write an extension for Crunchyroll so that whenever they cut to an exterior shot it plays a Family Guy jingle

am I arcade enough yet

I think making pixel fonts might be my equivalent of tending to a zen garden

sorry mate can't work friday, i'm ill on friday

oof looks like i'm in for a difficult 7 mins

(Francis Bourgeois voice) today I'm getting married to one of my favourite locos

damn