This looks like straight ass by the way. Why the hell is everything so GREASY. eidos should fire Ass-Pyr and give this great game to Nightdive for remastering.

But doctor… Pagliacci sucks ass

Doesn't that exacerbate the problem?

by request

Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.

Thirty-two years ago today, Myst was released. Happy Birthday, little guy! 🎂

hampter

" Use some of his snow soup to melt the ice. Then you BOTH get dinner. "

"...dude, why not use a pot and the stove? You're gonna be here for four hours trying that. "

" It is no longer the 90s, and there truly is no more time for Klax. "

@titscord.bsky.social "...y'know what, I need to. " He's gently petting the top of the app's head. She looks like a big cat...

An anti-piracy measure in Super Smash Bros 64 forces you to only play as Mario after the 69th time you start the game.

@seadogz.bsky.social "...you kinda look like one of those ol' Raggedy Ann dolls. I don't mean that as an insult I promise. "

" I wonder what would happen if i jumped down that big ass hole in the side of Mount Ebott. "

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

True, then you can do it at least twice.

" Damn, this tylenol's got me feeling autistic. " He's diagnosed. He was like this out of the box.

You can jack off in a library exactly once.

ok maybe they have a point

we hope your rules and wisdom choke you.

i'm thinking of maybe rebooting hop as a mech pilot

📉 dashare.zone ADMIN

i'll be real i want to properly write but also, titties

crapture

" You doing alright? You look lonely there, bud. "

...he's just gonna pat her head. He feels sad for her.

@angeliclust.bsky.social "...how do I get my hands on an underwear gun? I wanna turn my boxers into a tommy gun. "

" Big ass bug lady. " He said bluntly, looking over to her gaze.

try it fucker

" ....oh yeah that's not a thing yet. "

" So does that mean you wash your hands with shampoo or just regular soap? "

" I've got a shirt you can use for now- it might be a little big though. " He said, pulling out a large "ASK ME ABOUT MY WORMS" shirt from his backpack, handing it to her. " Not that I have an issue with you naked, but usually scaly types aren't endothermic and that creates problems. "

" Well, you haven't torn me apart yet, so i'd say that we're on good terms already. " From the looks of the large scratch and bite scars running along his right arm, she could tell he was experienced in dealing with monster-like beings.... and yet he spoke to her with concern and care in his voice-

" Like a werewolf? " He'd ask, his brow raising as he'd get a good look at the scaly woman. " You alright? Like, you didn't run amok, right? "

" Ohhhhhh I figured you just put luster grade conditioner and shampoo in your fur and that's why you're somewhat shiny in here. "

IT'S CALLED SPEED STICK IT'S NOT EXPENSIVE

" ...weird question are you covered in fur or is it like, your arms and your shins are just furry? "

" Racing vehicle. "

" Kinda like that."

" Furries are besically animal people. Pokémon is like that too, but they shoot lightning and can completely crater a small country yet they still allow ten year olds to capture God. "

" Y'know, I was crazy once. ...they gave me a gun and told me to go kill some aliens. "

" Yeah no it's not like I don't like humans just - yeah, I keep running into furries, hybrids, Pokémon, and anything else besides a human. Really nice folks though. I can't complain. "

i know people are looking for the og jeff the killer image but they aren't ready for jeff the chiller #jeffthekiller #shitpost #fanart #creepypasta

"Why not throw out the DVD? "

" ...you can just change the DVD. "

Bruh

" Heh. I haven't been a in a herd since i've been retired... actually the weirder thing is I haven't spoken with another human in a while. "