Putting AI to good use this morning.

When that day comes I shall futterwacken... vigorously.

Children won't be allowed at the DJT Presidential Library for safety reasons. The irony is that any books there will be at a 5th grade level.

Virtually 100% of First World countries offer legally mandated maternity leave, the United States being the only exception among 41 OECD countries that does not have a federal paid leave policy. U.S. has the FMLA, which provides 12 weeks unpaid. And this clown wants you to bring your infant to work.

Someone left the cake out in the rain.

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Hmm, I wonder who profited here?

The billionaires are afraid of Mamdani. That's all I need to know.

Uggh, I will be flying home from Montreal with a layover in Chicago tomorrow.

Post your favorite Pokemon, wrong answers only.

Last weekend I removed a name from my muted words list because I didn't want to miss an obituary. Clearly that was premature and I am happier with my BlueSky experience now that I have fixed the glitch.

Ear worm time

250 years later we are flushing it all down the toilet.

Time to practice our goose step.

@wired.com does this annoying thing where they automatically repost whenever someone shares their article. So, they publish an article. 15 people immediately share it and then wired reposts the same article 15 times. UNFOLLOW.

I suppose we all should have known the next civil war was going to start at a Home Depot.

It is time to take back patriotism. My home does not belong to the Nazis. youtu.be/jmV-nMiuHYE?...

A friendly reminder: I can confirm all Nazis are going to hell.

A fair assessment.

Mr. Squirrel goes to the zoo.

This is why we do not want these data centers. Or at the very least, they must finance improvements to renewable power. They must be held to noise standards. They must build up our water infrastructure. They must pay up front for disposal of the components which have at most a 3 year lifespan.

DOGE staffers attempted to assign a team and take control of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting (CPB), but CPB leaders resisted citing federal law that protects the nonprofit’s independence from government interference.

Poisoning the air of a Black community for a fucking chatbot.

Is Taco Bell promoting a carcinogenic herbicide?

I appreciate this well reasoned strategy and the memorable summaries such as, "Never remind people of something you wish they’d forget."

ICE says it is investigating the cause of death of 44-year-old Marie Ange Blaise in a Florida detention center on Friday. A local congresswoman says Blaise had complained of chest pains "for hours."

Kristi Noem can't protect her purse in a restaurant, but she's supposed to protect the Homeland from terrorism? Mmm-k, sure.

Time for a cat distraction. Happy Friday.

I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.

I don't know why the billionaires are trying to kill us, but that is clearly the plan.

I love this meme. It brings me joy every time I see it.

I'm sure this has nothing to do with the Indiana permit-less carry law that took effect in 2022.

What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.

Concert night for A A Ron and son. I am so excited to see The Mars Volta!

This should be a much, much bigger story. And once again I tell you: Their singular mission is to decimate everyone but them. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/22/o...

Some Tesla owners are getting desperate

I finally got Tuxedo to sit still long enough for a photo.

When satire is too close to reality. See also the movie Idiocracy.

Even in Indy.

Yay snow!

Ice flowers in Norway.

The DNC mission statement needs to be "We're going to rebuild the United States of America and we're going to make the billionaires pay for it "

This guy gets it.

That is ridiculous. Hoosiers don't know kilometers.