"I don't understand why you need my ID, I just need to buy an iPhone!"

I believe working in retail for so long and dealing with people's problems has really turned off from being social like I used to be.

I can’t explain, but I will find a song that does.

I hope I cross your mind once in a while. Just so I don't feel stupid for thinking about you all the time.

I'm really debating if I want to go out tonight for a couple small beers.

Someone out of 4 people just hugged me and left their armpit stench on my shoulder.

Enjoy every moment with me. One day I may block you.

Some days my job really pisses me off. Today is one of those days.

Am I about to watch my favorite movie for the millionth time? Yes, yes I am!

Has anyone looked at or updated the Doomsday Clock or whatever it's called?

I'm bilingual I can jajaja and hahaha!

Why are some people so fucking loud doing the most basic things? I could do exact same thing and you wouldn't know I was there. You know what I mean?

I hate when I’m out at the bar and someone hugs me and they leave they stench on my shoulders.

Was I doom scrolling on the sofa? Yes Am I now doom scrolling at the bar now? Yes. I’m a man of many tricks.

I was about to pour some of this in a bowl but fuck that! I’m grown! I’m going to drink it straight from the container.

That’s the dumbest way of alerting people. What was that alert for?

I need to get into this app more often. Help me y’all!

Did I cry during that halftime performance from Bad Bunny? Yes, the fuck I did! 🥹😭

When you come in to get a new phone, don't ask as if you don't know what phone you want. You know damn well you want that new 17 pro or whatever that you've seen your friends flaunting. Say that!

Someone just told me I have a cute laugh.

Suicide prevention training annual reminder—talking with someone about suicide and thoughts DOES NOT give them the idea or cause them to carry it out. Talking actually can reduce ideation and attempts. Especially with your teens.

I typically go out on Wednesday night and chill at one of my favorite bars. I’ve been flying the past 2 days and or been busy with family. Should I go out tonight and chill with my friends? Thoughts?

The screen that always updates always makes me smile solely because Gizmo pops up more than not.

Really?! You really don't know how to spell Pedro?

I loathe when I get into an Uber and it reeks of musty arm pit!

These are the BEST churros ever!!!!

Cheers! From all the way in the middle of nowhere, Mexico.

The audacity!!! I expect more from you San Antonio.

The audacity!!! I expect more from you San Antonio.

Houston! I’m in you!

Apparently this is the last day of open seating for Southwest Airlines. So much for that. That was one of my favorite things.

I have the place all to myself (almost)

Here I go!!!!

I got home around 6. I fell asleep on the sofa, so now I need to start ironing and pack stuff up and be ready before my Uber comes to pick me up at 3am.

We’ve had a few customers but while we don’t we’re going to watch a little movie.

I'm at work and all we've had is 4 people needing to pay a bill WITH a debit or credit card. Not only that but they ask why they're is $____ and then follow it by asking how much such and such is.

7 more days...

Préstame tu corazón de piedra para molcajetearme una salsa, por favor.

Eat 3 bananas because monkeys never cramp. Monkeys never cramp.

Ya’ll ever tried this?

Have any of you ordered that Mellow comforter that I keep seeing everywhere? I'm looking for a first hand review.

You mean to tell me you find all these porn sites on your phone but you have trouble paying your bill from your phone because you don't remember your password?

YO! The ice cream van was out today!!

Make a wish

Y'all remember this? #41 by Dave Matthews Band? open.spotify.com/track/2nklcP...

To go out or to stay in… just a few small beers nothing crazy if I do. I just to relax and do some people watching.

If you go into any store to do some sort of business, finish your phone call before you start asking someone for help.