why are people like this

I mean LOOK at this dude

Happy Father’s Day to all the other Cat Dads out there!

Damn, Seattle is SHOWING THE FUCK OUT today 😍

It looks like they dropped a flying saucer on top of old Autzen Stadium. (I think that’s a compliment…?)

Good enough for me. #GoCougs

Oh gross, Lalas is in Seattle

I like that “Widow’s Bay” is from a “Parks and Recreation” writer and answers the question, “What if they made a whole show out of the Pawnee City Hall murals?”

The bench players rushing out to celebrate a goal while wearing preschool painting smocks never fails to make me laugh

CAPE VERDE BEATS SPAIN, 0-0

Thrilled for Blazers legend Josh Hart

More evidence for my theory that every World Cup coach looks like a drug dealer. (All in varying levels between kingpin and street dealer.)

USA USA USA USA

Glass houses because #GoCougs, but it's funny that Canada's marquee World Cup event is being held in what appears to be a solid G5 program's stadium.

Some snot-nosed intern is bugging me today

When the new edition of The Freak Book gets released

Wu-Tang saved the Knicks

"Nobody boycotted Penn State..." Well, one dude was sent to prison for the rest of his life, and his boss had 111 wins vacated and then died two months later. We could try that if you prefer, Cody.

Pre game outside of MSG.

When your kid looks at a perfectly cooked steak and tells you she wants it well done

We've finally found the ONE GODDAMN THING that pretty much everybody in college football agrees on. But because one moronic judge agrees with one shameless athletic department, we get to live with this nonsense.

Archie with the thousand-yard stare 😳

Widow's Bay is my favorite show I've watched in at least a few years. Hilarious but not really a comedy, scary but not really a horror. Just a delightful middle ground. I also had no idea Matthew Rhys was so great at physical comedy, on top of his top-notch dramatic skill.

FIFA is basically the people of Springfield after the Radioactive Man film crew showed up. There's a nonzero chance they'll institute a $1,000 Leaving Town Tax on fans.

If the 60 Minutes thing is proving anything it’s that a lot of people in positions of power think there is no crime greater, no injustice more profound, than being called out for being incompetent when you’re clearly fucking incompetent

I don’t give two shits about the NHL, but I’m rooting hard for Vegas because I want that POS Tom Dundon to lose.

The Duality of Man (sorry, CJ)

He will always be a #Trailblazer to me. #RIPRickAdelman

Wow, if I talked to MY boss like this, I'd be so fired

Damn. Rick Adelman was a big part of my childhood. Those '89-'93ish Blazers were the first sports team I truly fell in love with.

I’ve seen enough, let’s invite St. Mary’s to the Pac-12

Fully aware that I’m probably just an old man yelling at a cloud, how did it become so commonplace that college baseball players (and high school players as well) are complete and utter assholes out on the field?

Good game to everybody at OSU, except this twat

Nick Lewis: ( #GoCougs )

Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜

Every time I think it has no sharks left to jump, this season of For All Mankind manages to find another one.

I'm sorry, but Hooters has always been family friendly. Where else do you think Weekend Dad takes his kids?

Don't blame us because you're uncultured.

We need a supercut of all the double entendres from this Wienie 500 broadcast team.

LETS GO SEATTLE DOG

Jeremiah Pharms pants

“They approved the single largest publicly funded, privately owned sports stadium in human history, which the NFL wants to reward so other cities do it next” is the actual answer.

FUCK OKC

I’m very unnerved by how much Colt Emerson looks like Jarred Kelenic.

LOL perfect brand synergy, and perfect timing for this ad. Get fucked!