So the #SJSharks did score when i wasn't watching. I had a great time though.

At the #SJSharks game. I feel they will score if I hide in the women's toilet.

Great job, boyz! #SFGIants

ATTA BOY, DEVERS!! #SFGiants

Hated Davey Lopes because of the #SFGiants and Dodger rivalry, but respect. He represented a great era of Dodger baseball. Rest in peace.

Atta boys! #SFGiants

No nukes. Ever.

I am reminded of my aunt's 90+ year old brother in Aizu Wakamatsu (rural Japan), an avid Dodger fan, who asked me why the #SFGiants bought the Curran Theater. That was a very embarassing moment.

WTF #SFGiants. Should have invested more into the bullpen.

Bedard is sooo good! But GO #SJSharks. Kill this

Are we no longer on the .500 plan? #SFGiants

#SJSharksssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!

These kids #SJSharks

It is much easier to chat about the #SFGiants on this app than that other one, where people were so doomsday. They were doomsday during the WS years, too. Plus, some Giants fan there sent me a dick pic, then got all sorts of people to unfollow me after I told him no. I don't miss that, either.

I can handle the #SJSharks losing because we only have a handful of games left and the team is still in contention, a good 2 years ahead of their rebuilding schedule. But the #SFGiants not meeting its .500 goal is a bit off-putting. New York teams handling us like toxic waste.

Holy moly...how did that puck not make its way into the goal? #SJSharks

This will be a channel-changing night! #SJSharks #SFGiants #Dubs

At the end of every #SJSharks season, I have to use my Teal Tokens at the team's pro shop. Never a problem to pick a jersey or nice hoodie. This year, NOTHING. Everything is sold out. The young kids are super popular now.

I loooove #Sharkvoice Randy Hahn's tie! #SJSharks

Macklin Celebrini #SJSharks

Conversion therapy has worked for 0% of the gay men I knew who went through the program. However, it did convince them that God hated them, which is on point with the message that the born agains seem to love. They don't do gay. They don't do PoC. They just do hate.

YAYAYAYAY #SFGiants But Ryan Walker, that was nincompoopery.

Celebrini 🐐 #SJSharks 🦈

Atta boy, Celebrini!!! #SJSHarks

Atta boy, Bader! #SFGiants

Come on, #SFGiants. This is Walker Buehler...

I celebrate our one run #SFGiants

WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! #SJSharks

Just a run please #SFGiants

Please score #SFGiants

Husband looked at the game score. Told me he was changing to the new router since I gave the #SFGiants bad luck. 😂

Infield looks so foggy, or been done with RuPaul's vaseline lens. Come on, Netflix. #SFGiants

Hey @netflix.com! It's amazing that in a game that features that Yankees playing in San Francisco, you never once mentioned anything about native San Franciscan and Yankee Clipper Joe DiMaggio.

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A bit frightened over next month's So Cal Edison bill. Been learning to live with the AC at 80, which is a lot since I am a San Franciscan. Summer is going to be brutal, if this is still the beginning of Spring.

So the Sabres score 3 while I took a bath 🙄 Come on, boyz! #SJSharks

Today we celebrate the annual holiday where the Irish nuns annually pinch twisted the fuck out of my little child arms for not wearing green to Catholic school. This is why you drink on St. Paddy's Day.

Terror Premium would be a great drag name.

Oakland doing well this year. Ryan Coogler's script was brilliant.

We named our dog after Delroy Lindo's character in "Bound by Honor". That little dog lived 21 years and wore an #SFGiants collar.

War crimes. All of it.

100% on my healthy diet

I remember that doomsday family from Trading Spouses (or something) that bought a ton of furniture on rent-to-own for their bunker because they wouldn't have to pay it back because of end-of-the-world Mayan Calendar prophecy. I think the drunk in charge was inspired by that to start Armageddon war.

Prophetic instruments of Godzilla.

Wasn't the rapture supposed to happen before this Holy War? Are all the "Left Behind" folks still on earth? Because I would be really pissed if this all took place before the San Jose Sharks won the Stanley Cup.

Didn't know Bud Cort passed away. Met him long ago at the Mabuhay Gardens. He was so kind and quite friendly. R.I.P.

MISA!!!!!!!!!!!!! #SJSharks

I discovered that Alexa will use your own voice if you start each announcement by saying "motherfucker".

So I just Alexa to announce "putangninamo", and she just announced "put on a minimum". 🤣

So Alexa now makes announcements in her own voice, which is really disturbing in this current climate. So I began making announcements in Japanese. "Omai ha choi baka" became "OH MY GOD, IT'S CHEWBACCA". "Naze" became "Nancy". Haha.