Be nice to Olwen today, or I will commit to you the most heinous of deeds.

… No. Not dealing with whatever this is.

Gorgon:

How is it possible that my elder sisters can eat bones but you all cannot? It was something they enjoyed in fact. They regularly spoke about devouring men whole.

Can all of you not digest bones?

You may eat anything with a strong enough will and a little bit of effort.

Would… someone like to explain what “myth” means to an insane spear wielding Druid?

Well, if today is not an interesting day I do not know what is.

//Bhima: you’re pretty cool, and yeah I might be a bit stupid. Gorgon: type shit.

Yes, I figure if it was good enough for Euryale and Stheno then it is good enough for me.

My sisters would once insist upon the term "maidenly" being used.

Goddess Business.

Check. Check and... not the word I would have chosen, but I suppose it is not an unflattering term.

//I'm actually baffled that I never made an account for Gorgon. Her potential for bits is too good. What could I have been thinking?

(Those are your vibes because you just described yourself…)

I assumed. You have the air of one whom I will at some point make several attempts on their life.

My "vibes" if you must define them are that of an elegant yet deadly goddess in the process of metamorphosing into the worst monster you could ever lay your eyes upon.

I am Gorgon. And I am not mad at you... presently.

Well then you may observe this ass kicking you have coming if you continue that line of thought. And no... (yes.)

What? Do I have something on my face? Why are you looking at me like that?

//ALRIGHT. HERE WE ARE.

Hey you. Shut up. (And I do look nice in glasses)