jade tweet about something other than physics, your cat, or trader joe's parking CHALLENGE

dreamed the second season of the 3 body problem came out and it suuucked. probably inspired by my discovery yesterday that the second and third seasons are only going to be 5 and 6 episodes each literally wtf

im grabbing your hand to tell you. it’s not too late to start wearing a mask again. it’s better to wear a mask 1/4 of the time (or whatever your percent looks like) than not at all. there’s no shame in starting to be covid safe again even if you havent been for a long time. its okay

just received some reassuring advice in class which is i'm not especially stupid, it's just everyone else is afraid to ask

redraw of that one couple's sweater meme on tumblr #tlt

TV shows NEED to start lighting nighttime shots, half the episodes of the handmaid's tale i might as well have the tv off

happy contrapoints day to all who celebrate

in a past life i was a medieval scribe of some sort writing into the night by candlelight which is the most romantic pastiche i can paint of how this semester is working me to the absolute bone. and yet the suffering is still preferable to continuing to have my brain ground frictionless by email job

i had an ex who would get jealous when i cuddled my cat, like she thought he was competition or something. lady, i let this animal lick my face with the same mouth he uses to clean his asshole and eat his own puke. you aren't even a contender

alysa liu makes me so proud to be a chinese californian alt girl w fuckass hair

to @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social's comment about becoming a physicist if you want to stay apolitical — i'm an astrophysics student. on the first day of my first class, astro 101, we discussed how the field has long excluded marginalized people and been subject to political tides youtu.be/dGjM44xI_3k

since i'm studying astrophysics because of liu cixin could you say i'm in a very chinese time of my life (was literally already chinese)

TA, about data: it's noisy jaspers 🐈‍⬛, simultaneously: waAAAaaahhh

i've been listening to vintage music while i study and i gotta say the white folks don't have moves like they used to... where are the little twirls. what happened to your funky leg swings and wobbles

miss them sooo baddd 😭

it's that time of year (cw food)

professors love to assign a workload that assumes theirs is the only class or overall obligation in your life

whoever designed the apple pencil to roll into the abyss at any opportunity should be sentenced to push one up a mountain for eternity like sisyphus

not me working myself into an early grave to meet a deadline and the prof extends it. always procrastinate, kids

the instinct to lie on the carpet is how i know i'm back in college fr

physics prof this semester is an asian milf with a cute voice who gave me extra credit for including my cat in my profile it's so over for me y'all

Pikachu day??? Old art!

i forget how commonplace generative a/i is to normies, prof is letting us discuss the class policy and everyone else is like i use it sometimes :) meanwhile i'm off in the corner ranting about data centers polluting marginalized communities and intellectual property theft

sometimes i feel like americans don't really have culture and then i see brits being confidently wrong about s'mores or whatever and i'm ready to do the revolutionary war again

Scrunkly trainer commissions are open! $15 for one trainer and pokemon +$3-5 for an extra pokemon depending on complexity. Dm me!! RT appreciated ^^/

i have a character limit but i must post

if one more person place or thing demands my energy this week i am going to enter evil mode

MY ASTRO PROFESSOR FROM LAST YEAR WATCHED THE THREE-BODY PROBLEM!!!!!! #MyAgenda

day 1 learning python. lost and confused and meowing sadly where are my semicolons

@alexb.starts.party you're back in CA??

absolutely insane article (lrt); the more i learn about astrophysics, the less it seems like we know about astrophysics; can't believe black hole in japanese is just burakku houru

MY FIRST EVER ARTICLE FOR SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN IS OUT!!! It's all about how black holes shred stars and how we discovered that black holes "burp" after eating them, and even includes a black hole called Jetty McJetface! What's not to love? 🤩 www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-... 🔭🧪🎢

each encounter with the US healthcare system makes me a slightly worse person

Poke cards!!

*so exhausted i can barely get out of bed voice* what if i learned a new language

through the surface. Io's volcanoes are so active that they are effectively turning the whole moon inside out. Some of Io's volcanic lava is so hot it glows in the dark.

astrophysics student here! this is bleu cheese

"and none for socal bye" [paraphrased] 😔😔😔😔😔😔 when will it be me

🔭 Apollo 14: A View from Antares Image Credit: Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14, NASA; Mosaic - Eric M. Jones apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap26011...

At the height of the pandemic, universities embraced remote learning. Now, many have abandoned it, even though disability accommodations like it are protected under human rights law. Lygia Navarro (she/ella) ♿️ + 🏳️‍🌈 💜 🏳️‍⚧️ investigates why access is being rolled back: https://ow.ly/2osk50XXGa8

as always:

today we love: gay and/or european trader joe's cashier who called me mademoiselle today we hate: dickhead who parked in crosswalk, blocking my wheelchair from the curb cut

jaspers defending himself in court after biting me ON the eyeball in my sleep and sending me to urgent care for the second time:

close enough welcome back johnlock

i wish "this has never happened before" situations a very stop happening to me

i wish liu cixin used his bsky i just know my man would have the best takes on physics and the worst takes on women

dreamed i woke up to no work emails from over my break and actually woke up to 40 emails. horrid

"when you fall into a black hole, it ceases to be a point in space for all time, it becomes a point in time for all space" i love physics, makes no damn sense. compels me though

friendship ended with LEAKY GEL HEAT PACK, now RICE IN SOCK is my best friend