ladies and gentleman, the worst rebrand in the history books. https://techcrunch.com/2023/07/25/owner-of-x-twitter-handle-says-no-one-reached-out-ahead-of-twitters-rebranding-to-x/

Masterpiece. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s\_nc1IVoMxc&pp=ygUGaGkgcmVu

I’m officially moving lazy Sunday to Saturday.

Elon is doing exactly what Trump did. Using the “even bad publicity is good publicity” method. Creating lots of controversy seems to work for him.

What’s up you handsome devils?

We're no longer getting 1 invite every 2 weeks?

Just pierced my ears, feeling like 17 all over again.

It’s here 🏍️

oh no, you're stuck step-potato? 🙈

I'm officially old. I had dinner, desert, brushed my teeth and I'm ready for bed. It's only 6:40pm 👴

The day I die you’ll read on my tombstone: “Barely used a case on his phone.”

Adulthood is just looking for this shit on Amazon.

good morning ☀️

Did I implemented popular feeds on https://sunrise.li ? Yes I did ✨

I want to discuss robot orcas.

Checkout on hotels should be at 3pm.

Gotta love these ❤️

I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated to sit on the couch.

Really the only way I know something’s up with twitter is through here.

Black & White

🚩

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. I am perfect!

The problem with getting to the hot page is that it **needs to be fast**, I've finally did it, just took me 3 hours to get there. 🙇‍♂️

oh no, you're stuck step-potato? 🙈

people are paying $8 a month for a service that replies with this crap.

One thing I know how to do is turn $1,800 into $1.80

There's no "we" in mini doughnuts.

I'm an example to others — a bad example.

@pfrazee.com where exactly can I find the different at-uri(s) for the feeds? 🙇‍♂️ eg.: _what's hot classic, what's hot, bsky team_, etc;

Drove to Lisbon today and no one screamed at me. I’ll count that as a win.

pff, what a week hum?

this shirt is 🔥

fuck the police

Be the change you want to see in the world.

having friends must be amazing, maybe one day.

Any bluesky app that might work with this ancient piece of technology?

I could live here, that's why I do live here ☀️

Tolga Mert unfollowed me, my heart is broken.

This is getting out of hand.

Not having ads popping out every 5 skeets is 🔥

**What's hot** is great, but there's 1000's of better custom timelines out there. Here's 8 mind-blowing timelines that'll make your timeline x100 better.

If I see a skeet with 68 likes I'm hitting the shit out of that like button.