Was literally woken up by the painful itchiness of the eczema blisters on my hands so if that’s the way the day is going to go I see no reason to get out of bed

I DONT EVEN WATCH FOOTBALL AND IM SCREAMING #COYBIG #Speirgorm

Oh. That is a very much rape coded scene in the middle of this PG movie.

Having never seen it I decided to watch Uncle Buck on Amazon Prime and it managed to glitch on two separate occasions so that it first started playing Les Miserables and then some movie that had warnings for sexual content and strong violence at the start.

Just saw peplum tops in Penneys, the recession is imminent lads

Just saw the clip of the Irish crowd reacting to Ronaldo being sent off and honestly my fellow countrymen you could bring a tear to my eye with how proud I am

Waiting for the bus in town last night at like half 11 and two lads went past chanting “Christian Ronaldo is a sex offender” Unexpected but it’s nice to see that that fact has made its way to the world of football chats

I live next to my old primary school and it’s wild to see how much it’s changed in… Jesus nearly 20 years They don’t just let the kids in the yard to run around and smash in to each other anymore, now they all have to wait to be walked in by their parents and I think they’re losing out

Just saw the AI Coke ad on telly for the first time and it was the most grotesque representation of everything wrong with capitalism Happy Christmas!

Less than 2 hours in to my shift today I had an argument with a customer who refused to actually queue correctly and the day do not improve from there

this thing hides posts it judges as ‘rude’, by some US standard. Thereby silencing most of the conversations in Ireland and Scotland, at least.

Working in a post office is people coming in with a straight face to ask if we sell stamps and every day I have to reply like that’s not a dumb question

This is the first Christmas where I feel truly overwhelmed by the amount of AI slop I'm having to wade through in the search for decent presents

Why are there so many fucking people in town, it’s like Christmas with the amount of people going out

Just finished The Long Walk and @stephenking.bsky.social can catch these hands, man has no right to have me sobbing like this on a sunday

Woman threading my chin said she likes it when a client has strong growth

Saw Fiddler On The Roof tonight, utterly fantastic show marred only by the fact the two women beside me seemed to think they were watching in their living room and insisted on singing along

It's so nice we're now living in a time where you can just hear CMAT playing in a random tv show

Me running to tell every former emo I know that Ian Watkins was stabbed to death in prison

Looks like there was a fire in Books Upstairs on D’Olier street overnight ☹️

There has to be some lunch middle ground between spending 15 euro and having a terrible sandwich

I don't like golf, can't stand to watch it and yet now, having to watch it while at my grannys, I'm ready to go to war for the European team, that's how annoying the American crowds are.

This round table with all the he said she saids is giving #TraitorsIrl

What a hat! #TraitorsIrl

How is Siobhan even scarier when she’s being nice? #TraitorsIRL

Ah jaysus Kellie now there's no need to be crying in the confessionals too and I say this as a big sappy eejit myself #TraitorsIrl

Ah Jesus Faye would you not cop that he's setting you up! #TraitorsIRL

Oyin seeing Joanna keep the dagger #TraitorsIrl

Joanna's strategy is a decent one except for the fact that she keeps telling people it and it makes it look like she's shit stirring #TraitorsIRL

Ben and Nick need to calm the fuck down if they want anyone to actually like them after this #TraitorsIRL

If it's Oyin I will actually track down Ben and Nick and throw my telly at them #TraitorsIrl

Group of young lads just walked down baggot street giving sandwiches tea and coffee to homeless people meanwhile the Ireland is full crowd blocking the street with trump flags and doing nothing to help

Anyone who watches the UK version knows that every fucking series theres a blond girl who gets really overemotional whenever they get accused and then end up cosying up to a male traitor and protecting them right to the end #TraitorsIrl

You're telling me I now have to watch Nick as a traitor only?! #TraitorsIRL

A NATION IN MOURNING #TraitorsIRL

LOWER ALL FLAGS TO HALF MAST IMMEDIATELY #TraitorsIrl

You don't often see the deceased crying as the lid is closed on them at a traditional wake in fairness #TraitorsIRL

Fucking howling at the line of mourners with the handshakes. God I hope they serve soup for lunch #TraitorsIRL

TURNING ON PAUDIE?! WE'VE SEEN WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE WHO DO NICK #TraitorsIRL

paudies too stressed to eat a croissant 😭 #TraitorsIrl

Christine walking in to breakfast #TraitorsIrl

The worst part is that the Faithful are all going to think they're geniuses instead of the Traitors just not being very good #TraitorsIrl

Jesus remind me to ask Oyin for the lotto numbers #TraitorsIrl

Tattoo artist posted my new tattoo on their Instagram

#TraitorsIrl Ok the editing is... strange. The round table made it seem like there was going to be a Traitor elimination even just by accident and then they all voted for Linda? Feel like there's a team pushing a narrative that's not matching with how the round table is actually going

#TraitorsIrl Linda's awfully cocky for someone who couldn't figure out the answer to a riddle involving slithering and St Patrick was a snake

Been in a&e for four hours so far and while I am eternally grateful that I’m waiting so long because there’s nothing wrong with me, it would be nice if they provided sandwiches

Seeing Irish people claiming that today is not the first day of autumn

The Nordies were really cooking when they came up with Boke for vomiting, it really is the perfect word for the sensation.

It’s flying ant day and three of them were just in my hair!