I suppose an Oscar will suffice

I’ve heard Maniac 2000 twice today on today fm and I genuinely feel like I could run home I’m so hyped

NYTimes you will pay for taking the mini crossword away from me on a Monday!

This is why I can never get behind people making fun of Jacquline Wilson's books, they let children realise that there are other kids going through similar things. Lola Rose was so important to me as a girl with a mother going through cancer

I’m sorry what the hell is this thing accompanying the angelus?

Have been working with my new coworker for just under two months now and unfortunately have to conclude that he is, in fact, Minus craic

Didn’t realise it was possible to fuck up a recipe as simple as pancakes and yet here I sit

This is one of those headlines that would have been too unrealistic for a Black Mirror episode (We are so fucked)

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

Bambino’s is having a nightmare

Watching The Muppet Show with the perfect viewing partner

Decide to try looking at the dating apps again

I might have to go in to the safe room in work to scream if I have to keep talking about the weather today

We’re like two election cycles away from a president who can dunk

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?

Rest in peace Catherine O’Hara, one of the greatest to ever do it youtu.be/tOPifgthoTw?...

Just learned of a debs that is not only being held in January but that also REQUIRES the parents to attend???

Honestly I could never go on the Traitors because it seems you need a hell of a lot of cardio for the missions and I just don't want to be seen on television clearly unable to run for more than a minute

I have no idea where the nostalgia for 2016 comes from when 2015 was right there and was objectively a better year (The year I went on my j1)

Was getting a new washing machine delivered today and thought it obviously wouldn’t arrive until the afternoon Tell me why I was literally woken up by the delivery guys arriving while I am looking like some kind of creature that was found under a bush in a field

Sometimes TikTok is very very funny

Only just now getting around to watching 28 Years Later and of course Ireland had to get lumped in to the total quarantine caused by an English virus arethebritsatitagain.org

Started Heated Rivalry and it's so good so far but one of the characters said they were on a YouTube rabbit hole. Nobody said that in 2009!

Went to a new gym today and was so intimidated that I skipped arms and just went home

I really hope Claudia and the Traitors Owl are friends in real life

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy is an absolute banger written by one of the biggest cunts this side of the millennium

Home Alone is such a tight script that last year I looked up how long it would take to drive from the McAllister house to the airport and they would have just enough time to make the plane in pre-9/11 airport conditions

It’s my annual watch of Die Hard tonight and every year I’m struck by the fact that this guy did not need to go down the stairs like that but the movie would be worse off without it

I don’t understand how Sostrene and Greene only looks about ten square meters from the outside then is the size of an ikea when you get inside

It is pure misogyny that we let the term Karen become so widespread when it is actually middle aged and old men who are the biggest cranks if they don’t immediately get their way in public

washing machine broke tonight so that’s Christmas cancelled for everyone except the one secret Santa present I already bought

Fun fact I just learned: In Sugar We're Going Down the line "Cause that's just who I am this week" was a parody of a line Homer says in The Simpsons episode where he goes on strike to stop the Isotopes from moving to Albuquerque

🎶He says son can you play me a memory? I’m not really sure how it goes But it’s sad and it’s sweet and I knew it complete When I wore a younger man’s clothes

You know Ive made having a traumatic childhood into a pretty great bit but it turns out that shit does affect you forever

Was literally woken up by the painful itchiness of the eczema blisters on my hands so if that’s the way the day is going to go I see no reason to get out of bed

I DONT EVEN WATCH FOOTBALL AND IM SCREAMING #COYBIG #Speirgorm

Oh. That is a very much rape coded scene in the middle of this PG movie.

Having never seen it I decided to watch Uncle Buck on Amazon Prime and it managed to glitch on two separate occasions so that it first started playing Les Miserables and then some movie that had warnings for sexual content and strong violence at the start.

Just saw peplum tops in Penneys, the recession is imminent lads

Just saw the clip of the Irish crowd reacting to Ronaldo being sent off and honestly my fellow countrymen you could bring a tear to my eye with how proud I am

Waiting for the bus in town last night at like half 11 and two lads went past chanting “Christian Ronaldo is a sex offender” Unexpected but it’s nice to see that that fact has made its way to the world of football chats

I live next to my old primary school and it’s wild to see how much it’s changed in… Jesus nearly 20 years They don’t just let the kids in the yard to run around and smash in to each other anymore, now they all have to wait to be walked in by their parents and I think they’re losing out

Just saw the AI Coke ad on telly for the first time and it was the most grotesque representation of everything wrong with capitalism Happy Christmas!

Less than 2 hours in to my shift today I had an argument with a customer who refused to actually queue correctly and the day do not improve from there

this thing hides posts it judges as ‘rude’, by some US standard. Thereby silencing most of the conversations in Ireland and Scotland, at least.

Working in a post office is people coming in with a straight face to ask if we sell stamps and every day I have to reply like that’s not a dumb question

This is the first Christmas where I feel truly overwhelmed by the amount of AI slop I'm having to wade through in the search for decent presents

Why are there so many fucking people in town, it’s like Christmas with the amount of people going out

Just finished The Long Walk and @stephenking.bsky.social can catch these hands, man has no right to have me sobbing like this on a sunday

Woman threading my chin said she likes it when a client has strong growth