Successfully failed at leaving the leaving drinks at the time I said I was going to

You want real controversy? I unironically love the girl power scene in Avengers: Endgame It’s cheap pandering but it’s cheap pandering that was made specifically for me

In my yellow dress on the way to meet mates at the pub, passed another pub that was playing she’s always a woman outside Maybe I *am* the main character

I'm rewatching the Glee Project for some godforsaken reason but season 2 there's a trans contestant and it's just... baffling how much we've regressed as a society since 2012

God gave his hardest battles (UTI’s) to honestly his most reluctant and weak willed soldiers (me)

I started watching ER a couple of weeks ago to get more Noah Wyle in my life and was so thoroughly put off every time the score came in and essentially dragged me around telling me what emotions I was supposed to be feeling

Think if you listen closely you can hear the sonic boom from how fast my Derry-born Nationalist granddad rolled in his grave

Every day in work people come in ask me questions about things they admit they have no idea about and then continually interrupt me as I am explaining the answer

The hardest part about these protests is that the Viking Splash has been diverted past my workplace and I have to hear them shouting every twenty minutes

What To Know About ‘Sinners’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-sinners/

I suppose an Oscar will suffice

I’ve heard Maniac 2000 twice today on today fm and I genuinely feel like I could run home I’m so hyped

NYTimes you will pay for taking the mini crossword away from me on a Monday!

This is why I can never get behind people making fun of Jacquline Wilson's books, they let children realise that there are other kids going through similar things. Lola Rose was so important to me as a girl with a mother going through cancer

I’m sorry what the hell is this thing accompanying the angelus?

Have been working with my new coworker for just under two months now and unfortunately have to conclude that he is, in fact, Minus craic

Didn’t realise it was possible to fuck up a recipe as simple as pancakes and yet here I sit

This is one of those headlines that would have been too unrealistic for a Black Mirror episode (We are so fucked)

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

Bambino’s is having a nightmare

Watching The Muppet Show with the perfect viewing partner

Decide to try looking at the dating apps again

I might have to go in to the safe room in work to scream if I have to keep talking about the weather today

We’re like two election cycles away from a president who can dunk

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?

Rest in peace Catherine O’Hara, one of the greatest to ever do it youtu.be/tOPifgthoTw?...

Just learned of a debs that is not only being held in January but that also REQUIRES the parents to attend???

Honestly I could never go on the Traitors because it seems you need a hell of a lot of cardio for the missions and I just don't want to be seen on television clearly unable to run for more than a minute

I have no idea where the nostalgia for 2016 comes from when 2015 was right there and was objectively a better year (The year I went on my j1)

Was getting a new washing machine delivered today and thought it obviously wouldn’t arrive until the afternoon Tell me why I was literally woken up by the delivery guys arriving while I am looking like some kind of creature that was found under a bush in a field

Sometimes TikTok is very very funny

Only just now getting around to watching 28 Years Later and of course Ireland had to get lumped in to the total quarantine caused by an English virus arethebritsatitagain.org

Started Heated Rivalry and it's so good so far but one of the characters said they were on a YouTube rabbit hole. Nobody said that in 2009!

Went to a new gym today and was so intimidated that I skipped arms and just went home

I really hope Claudia and the Traitors Owl are friends in real life

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy is an absolute banger written by one of the biggest cunts this side of the millennium

Home Alone is such a tight script that last year I looked up how long it would take to drive from the McAllister house to the airport and they would have just enough time to make the plane in pre-9/11 airport conditions

It’s my annual watch of Die Hard tonight and every year I’m struck by the fact that this guy did not need to go down the stairs like that but the movie would be worse off without it

I don’t understand how Sostrene and Greene only looks about ten square meters from the outside then is the size of an ikea when you get inside

It is pure misogyny that we let the term Karen become so widespread when it is actually middle aged and old men who are the biggest cranks if they don’t immediately get their way in public

washing machine broke tonight so that’s Christmas cancelled for everyone except the one secret Santa present I already bought

Fun fact I just learned: In Sugar We're Going Down the line "Cause that's just who I am this week" was a parody of a line Homer says in The Simpsons episode where he goes on strike to stop the Isotopes from moving to Albuquerque

🎶He says son can you play me a memory? I’m not really sure how it goes But it’s sad and it’s sweet and I knew it complete When I wore a younger man’s clothes

You know Ive made having a traumatic childhood into a pretty great bit but it turns out that shit does affect you forever

Was literally woken up by the painful itchiness of the eczema blisters on my hands so if that’s the way the day is going to go I see no reason to get out of bed

I DONT EVEN WATCH FOOTBALL AND IM SCREAMING #COYBIG #Speirgorm

Oh. That is a very much rape coded scene in the middle of this PG movie.

Having never seen it I decided to watch Uncle Buck on Amazon Prime and it managed to glitch on two separate occasions so that it first started playing Les Miserables and then some movie that had warnings for sexual content and strong violence at the start.

Just saw peplum tops in Penneys, the recession is imminent lads

Just saw the clip of the Irish crowd reacting to Ronaldo being sent off and honestly my fellow countrymen you could bring a tear to my eye with how proud I am