This round table with all the he said she saids is giving #TraitorsIrl

What a hat! #TraitorsIrl

How is Siobhan even scarier when she’s being nice? #TraitorsIRL

Ah jaysus Kellie now there's no need to be crying in the confessionals too and I say this as a big sappy eejit myself #TraitorsIrl

Ah Jesus Faye would you not cop that he's setting you up! #TraitorsIRL

Oyin seeing Joanna keep the dagger #TraitorsIrl

Joanna's strategy is a decent one except for the fact that she keeps telling people it and it makes it look like she's shit stirring #TraitorsIRL

Ben and Nick need to calm the fuck down if they want anyone to actually like them after this #TraitorsIRL

If it's Oyin I will actually track down Ben and Nick and throw my telly at them #TraitorsIrl

Group of young lads just walked down baggot street giving sandwiches tea and coffee to homeless people meanwhile the Ireland is full crowd blocking the street with trump flags and doing nothing to help

Anyone who watches the UK version knows that every fucking series theres a blond girl who gets really overemotional whenever they get accused and then end up cosying up to a male traitor and protecting them right to the end #TraitorsIrl

You're telling me I now have to watch Nick as a traitor only?! #TraitorsIRL

A NATION IN MOURNING #TraitorsIRL

LOWER ALL FLAGS TO HALF MAST IMMEDIATELY #TraitorsIrl

You don't often see the deceased crying as the lid is closed on them at a traditional wake in fairness #TraitorsIRL

Fucking howling at the line of mourners with the handshakes. God I hope they serve soup for lunch #TraitorsIRL

TURNING ON PAUDIE?! WE'VE SEEN WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE WHO DO NICK #TraitorsIRL

paudies too stressed to eat a croissant 😭 #TraitorsIrl

Christine walking in to breakfast #TraitorsIrl

The worst part is that the Faithful are all going to think they're geniuses instead of the Traitors just not being very good #TraitorsIrl

Jesus remind me to ask Oyin for the lotto numbers #TraitorsIrl

Tattoo artist posted my new tattoo on their Instagram

#TraitorsIrl Ok the editing is... strange. The round table made it seem like there was going to be a Traitor elimination even just by accident and then they all voted for Linda? Feel like there's a team pushing a narrative that's not matching with how the round table is actually going

#TraitorsIrl Linda's awfully cocky for someone who couldn't figure out the answer to a riddle involving slithering and St Patrick was a snake

Been in a&e for four hours so far and while I am eternally grateful that I’m waiting so long because there’s nothing wrong with me, it would be nice if they provided sandwiches

Seeing Irish people claiming that today is not the first day of autumn

The Nordies were really cooking when they came up with Boke for vomiting, it really is the perfect word for the sensation.

It’s flying ant day and three of them were just in my hair!

Was just charged 3.25 for a solero

Watching this Poopcruise documentary and this Eastern European crew member is the only one with a sensible head on her shoulders

Both perfect endings depending on how you played

I already dislike my neighbours but their decision to blast religious country and shite Irish trad that I can hear from inside my house has really pushed me to the limit

Is it forever going to be my curse that the day I most need a sausage sandwich from the deli is the days when I’m too hungover to get there on time

Carrying two bags and an umbrella in this weather

Is the first criteria for being a Luas security guard that you have to be really really really ridiculously good looking?

Every day of working in the post office is just people coming to the counter like this

God I sound like such an old bag but if you’re on a crowded bus surely it’s common sense to sit up straight with both feet on the floor? So your knees aren’t resting on my lap?

The worst part of Sinners is that it ends and we go back to a world with only 1 Michael B. Jordan

Sinners was so fucking good and I’m supposed to just go on with my day after this?

Me walking in to see Sinners with my popcorn and Diet Coke like “yeah heartbreak does feel good in a place like this”

Honestly we don’t deserve @lighthousecinema.bsky.social. They’re just peak cinema

SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

Suzanne Collins and I are now enemies.

About halfway through Sunrise on the Reaping and Suzanne Collins you will pay for your crimes!

Is this a safe space to say I really dislike the Hodges Figgis refurb and miss the cosy dark shelving

There’s this new(ish) thing of having to plan outfits for concerts and I fundamentally believe it’s because everyone dresses so casually at the club now I will not be taking questions

Honestly having my week ruined because of a man just feels like an insult to the feminists of the past. Real "you wouldn't be much use in the Easter Rising, crying over a balloon" energy

One minute you think life's going pretty swell the next you're alone eating cake and crying

There is a dark side of me that I have revealed to no other person and it only appears when I see a marble racing video on tiktok

Getting in to a skincare routine while living in Ireland means rubbing SPF in every day during a month where there was no sun seen for 10 days in a row