There's only one thing for it: Time to rewatch The Van (1996)

The heat is making me irrationally angry at other people’s fashion choices. Just passed a woman in leather trousers and nearly shouted at her on the street

Me to every window on the bus when the heat makes me so delirious that I start using Fahrenheit

Too hot to use brain so I'm watching the Fyre festival doc again which I feel like it fits with the heat out there

Everyone tells you to buy a cast iron pan, how it'll be the only pan you'll ever buy again, how you'll never need anything but a cast iron pan. No one tells you the fucking arm strength you'll need to be able to pour anything out of it.

Been on the bus for 40 minutes in this heat and Break Stuff just came on shuffle and you know with how hot I am now I really understand why those kids decided to riot at Woodstock 99

At a party in a reserved part of a pub. Load of men arrived in and parked themselves at the bar that isn’t technically in the reserved part but have spread themselves out so that everyone from the reserved part who wants to order a drink has to practically climb in their laps

What the hell is going on with the amount of grown men I’m seeing in their 30s/40s sitting with their feet up on the seats in the back of the bus? cop on like

Just had two Australian tourists come in to buy leap cards to go to Glendalough and I basically had to break it to them that if they relied on public transport they’d take 3 buses over 2 and a half hours to reach the visitor centre They’re now going to Bray instead

Only Americans could look at horrific violence happening in another country and think the solution is adding guns to the mix

I realise the cost of postage is bananas now but I really need german people to stop acting so flabbergasted that the price of stamps is different to their own country

Kind of concerned that my brain, upon being woken up by thunder so loud overhead that I thought a plane had crashed, just went “oh god how will this affect morning traffic”

After almost a full week of being too mired in grief to go further from my house than the local park, I went sea swimming today and god is it balm for the soul I see why the Victorians thought going to the beach was a cure all

PSA: saw dark clouds and a rainbow in the distance so take in any washing you may have forgotten on the line #speirgorm

My granny passed away last week and I haven’t been able to listen to music properly since, can only listen to stuff that’s just the right level of sad otherwise I just want to throw my phone against a wall

#concertfairy #ticketfairy #speirgorm one general admission for CMAT 30/05 in st Anne’s park

I’m only 32 and I have spent far too much of my life sitting at the bedsides of my dying loved ones It’s not fair

Know it’s completely normal for my 90 year old granny to be getting weaker and sicker as she ages but actually witnessing it is so much harder and avoiding it just leads to guilt…

Successfully failed at leaving the leaving drinks at the time I said I was going to

You want real controversy? I unironically love the girl power scene in Avengers: Endgame It’s cheap pandering but it’s cheap pandering that was made specifically for me

In my yellow dress on the way to meet mates at the pub, passed another pub that was playing she’s always a woman outside Maybe I *am* the main character

I'm rewatching the Glee Project for some godforsaken reason but season 2 there's a trans contestant and it's just... baffling how much we've regressed as a society since 2012

God gave his hardest battles (UTI’s) to honestly his most reluctant and weak willed soldiers (me)

I started watching ER a couple of weeks ago to get more Noah Wyle in my life and was so thoroughly put off every time the score came in and essentially dragged me around telling me what emotions I was supposed to be feeling

Think if you listen closely you can hear the sonic boom from how fast my Derry-born Nationalist granddad rolled in his grave

Every day in work people come in ask me questions about things they admit they have no idea about and then continually interrupt me as I am explaining the answer

The hardest part about these protests is that the Viking Splash has been diverted past my workplace and I have to hear them shouting every twenty minutes

What To Know About ‘Sinners’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-sinners/

I suppose an Oscar will suffice

I’ve heard Maniac 2000 twice today on today fm and I genuinely feel like I could run home I’m so hyped

NYTimes you will pay for taking the mini crossword away from me on a Monday!

This is why I can never get behind people making fun of Jacquline Wilson's books, they let children realise that there are other kids going through similar things. Lola Rose was so important to me as a girl with a mother going through cancer

I’m sorry what the hell is this thing accompanying the angelus?

Have been working with my new coworker for just under two months now and unfortunately have to conclude that he is, in fact, Minus craic

Didn’t realise it was possible to fuck up a recipe as simple as pancakes and yet here I sit

This is one of those headlines that would have been too unrealistic for a Black Mirror episode (We are so fucked)

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

Bambino’s is having a nightmare

Watching The Muppet Show with the perfect viewing partner

Decide to try looking at the dating apps again

I might have to go in to the safe room in work to scream if I have to keep talking about the weather today

We’re like two election cycles away from a president who can dunk

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?

Rest in peace Catherine O’Hara, one of the greatest to ever do it youtu.be/tOPifgthoTw?...

Just learned of a debs that is not only being held in January but that also REQUIRES the parents to attend???

Honestly I could never go on the Traitors because it seems you need a hell of a lot of cardio for the missions and I just don't want to be seen on television clearly unable to run for more than a minute

I have no idea where the nostalgia for 2016 comes from when 2015 was right there and was objectively a better year (The year I went on my j1)

Was getting a new washing machine delivered today and thought it obviously wouldn’t arrive until the afternoon Tell me why I was literally woken up by the delivery guys arriving while I am looking like some kind of creature that was found under a bush in a field

Sometimes TikTok is very very funny

Only just now getting around to watching 28 Years Later and of course Ireland had to get lumped in to the total quarantine caused by an English virus arethebritsatitagain.org