Am I missing something? I’m all for the slow burn and cast full of unlikeable characters….but I’m finding White Lotus pretty hard going.

Repost with the Russian agent who spies on your posts

Oh please. ‘Shots fired’ near the white house, just as Trump inexplicably needs a bunker.

What are homeless people supposed to do? Where are they to go? This is unacceptable.

When you use an Oxford comma, you're doing your part to make the world beautiful, meaningful, and understandable.

Anyone for a mug of Jarrah?

Wow, I can't believe they made a sequel to Monkey Bus 1!

Well that’s just pathetic. This means he can simply pay to break the rules.

The Northern Territory's peak body for Aboriginal housing says it's "disgraceful" ministers from both levels of government have failed to attend a conference on the housing crisis.

Unacceptable!! 😡😡 Public funded hospitals should provide healthcare to all.

What an effing stupid headline Daily Mail. You are not stenographers These NOT Hardworking Australians are exploiting actual hardworking Australian renters

Much love to Jo and Shayne who said goodbye to their special girl today. It's devastating news to all who knew Abla - either IRL or virtually. So many of us enjoyed her daily adventures on the farm. My life is richer for having known her. She was very special. 💔

LNP are using the same playbook as the franking credits scare campaign with trusts - and legacy media is giving it credit yet again. People will think they are impacted where the vast majority are not - just like franking credits #auspol

Due to FMO I couldn’t shake re The Pitt, I’m going in.

Sneaking a giant screen into the flagshagger march is one of the funniest things @ledbydonkeys.org have ever done. "STAY HYDRATED" 😂🤣😂

There’s no such thing as a small shop (as in shopping trip) anymore, is there?

Thank Christ for that. #Eurovision

Angus Taylor's garbage about linking immigration numbers to housing builds is what happens when the housing crisis is represented as a matter of supply rather than concentration of ownership.

Generally only used in jest these days, is ‘slacks’, as in “a fetching pair of” a peculiarly Australian word?

I realise it’s considered uncool to admit this, but nearly every time I like a song, it turns out to be Imagine Dragons.

Microsoft CoPilot just told me I had reached my limit for the day. It knows too much.

I can’t stop staring at my own boobs when I’m on a video call. Why do they look so big? (They are not, nor ever have been big.)

Farkin ell! The straight, white, middle aged men in my office are crapping in something chronic this morning. They know everything about everything doncha know? I’m not sure I have the forbearance this morning.

A fellow Labour Party member once described Wes Streeting to me as Zippy from Rainbow if he'd been radicalized by Mumsnet. which is a very specific set of references but also disturbingly accurate.

The algorithm has finally found me. I’m getting ads about improving my dog’s poo. 💩 🐕 🚽

Ruff justice.

It seems there are an angry minority of Australians on TikTok who have never heard or used the term “suffer in your jocks”, and are angry that anyone (an American in this case) would suggest it is/was a thing. I’m pretty sure the Australians I follow on here wouldn’t fall in to that category.

Keir Starmer is a dud, but Wes Streeting is definitely not the solution.

I've never heard earned wealth phrased this way, but she's right about it.

No one expected Keir Starmer to solve our pressing problems overnight. But what we did expect – and had every right to expect – was that he would lay out a clear vision and roadmap for doing so. Instead, we’ve had drift, appeasement and a startling absence of ideas, values and ambition. 🧵1/6

I share a birthday with Sir David Attenborough, so I can’t be all bad, can I? (I’m not 100 though.)

Don’t say baa-baa. Say Saba! (Possibly Naarm specific)

Any other lady people of a certain age had the suddenly, insanely itchy scalp situation which then completely disappears the next day?

Cape “Vurd” from an ABC journalist is just shameful.

How the fuck will income management makes kids go to school? The CLP have got to be the most gormless bunch of arseholes to ever be in government.

Can reporters stop using the word deal? It’s an agreement, a settlement, a treaty, an understanding, an MOU etc. Using the word deal is accepting his simple-minded TV game-show framing and contributes to the bogus drama he is trying to create.

My government won’t let me drive cars, it believes being legally blind makes it “not safe”, or something. My government refuses to supply large info signs, an accurate app or clear announcements on train stations. One restriction is reasonable, the other is not. This is what #accessibility means.

I think I’ve caused Co-Pilot to have a stroke.

This is the report they're basing this story on can someone tell the ABC that sick leave isn't an income support payment?

Is naturally and instinctively always thinking at the strategic level an oldest sister thing? It’s just been pointed out that that is what I do, and it explains a lot of the trouble I have gone through in my work life!

Fine, fine, I'll order the toddler

In my former life, pre 2020, I was always in Paris at this time of year. Of all the things I’m still not over from the Great Fuckening, that is the one I’m not over most of all.

Evolution? A nice word for cowardice.

I used to be a prolific, and very occasionally but memorably, a prophetic dreamer. Then, about 7 years ago, I had a massive mental breakdown and completely stopped dreaming for the next seven years. Nothing. Last night, I had a dream about rescuing sea hares. WTF.

We cannot have sustainable energy because it threatens the oil industry. We cannot have healthcare because it threatens insurance. We cannot have peace because it threatens the weapons industry. Capitalism built a system where doing the right thing is treated like bad business.