new looks!

how is amazon so ridiculously successful and yet in our big age of 2025 is unable to make good recommendations? they have more than a decade of purchase history and yet the best thing that they can do for me is “you bought a networking switch one year ago, do you want three more”

goin for brunch

doom twitch.tv/zemnmez

ohhh boyyyy

ror2 twitch.tv/zemnmez

they let me have a little whimsy today

i can’t tell if it’s wonderful or horrible that you can just graft one tree on another. are they helping each other in a cute way or are they unwittingly caught up in a dastardly human experiment beyond their control

more echoes of the eye t.co/6TdSEZfbuQ

quick echoes of the eye and im bald now twitch.tv/zemnmez

sweating

i think its funny on some level that web certs started as “this website is this person” and now express “this website is this website”. the anti-scope creep

i’m in my weary traveller era

chat am I cooked

I made a stream overlay to start a garage band with Twitch Chat. Viewers can spam the chat to play each instrument, and we're trying to write a coherent song. The vocals surprisingly bring it together.

Pope Francis on Monday placed Antoni Gaudí, the Catalan modernist once called “God’s architect” for his work on the Sagrada Familia, Barcelona’s world-famous basilica, on the path to sainthood.

I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario

It’s crazy how much shit I know about computers and I keep having to fucking learn more

this is soooo sick

nobody tells you that if you live in an 100yr old apartment all your clothes get "old house smell"

being a programmer is crazy bc sometimes my brain is just "would be great to write some rust today"

so cool someone wrote a metasploit plugin for my vscode rce github.com/rapid7/metas...

they should let me lie flat in the waymo

soo annoying that the cheapo github codespaces client is limited to a 32GB disk

rigged my apartment’s callbox to play time-appropriate acnh music as hold music github.com/zemn-me/mono...

If I was the richest guy on earth and an Ubisoft brand account ethered me this hard I know what I would have to do.

synthesis is realising i get to refer to my non-binary friends as ‘bro’

next time for sure.

i have a million healthbars but they’re all 1hp. just incredibly frail in a million different ways that together make an indomitable whole

i must have been insanely thirsty bc the water at this mexican place tastes insanely good

realising today that SerDe is just gen z CoDec

this outfit would be so much better if i got my boots repaired

new digs

just found the strangest pivot of all time

en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/%F0%93%... "The stork is depicted with decreasing accuracy over time; [...] as the bird died out and disappeared from Egypt, the glyph became increasingly schematized,"

i’m just glad that it’s raining.

The US military has removed photos of the B-29 bomber “Enola Gay” — which dropped the first atomic bomb on Japan — apparently because it contains the word “gay,” which violates their new anti-DEI rules.

This is awesome

using lenses in typescript is soo satisfying but it doesnt feel ethical. who is going to understand any of this

la creatura

idk why when slack tries to clear up your interface it wants you to leave channels. i need to be in those channels. just mute them for me so I don't have to mute 106 channels manually?

when i panic!() i am releasing the god of pan into the program www.etymonline.com/word/panic

for the first time, i wrote some code and the library threw up an error asking why I did that. They're trying to study my brain github.com/bazel-contri...

"implicit flow is bad cause uhh ... its bad cause uhh ... if you compromise the frontend you get the token" ok, so instead of having a token that can be compromised you are what, issuing a cookie that has 98% of the same capability that can be compromised? make it make sense