Idk man…… something about telling my women friends that they are the problem and them not listening just makes me end the whole friendship

Megan The Stallion Angel Reese Jade Cargill Name a better big 3 of beautiful tall black women

Blessed be the women with big ol moon pie sized areolas

Jk I didn’t mean this. Show the bootyholes!

If you wasn’t collecting twerk while wearing a white tee at the function, or had the white shades and fitted cap…. That later transitioned to nerd glasses, snap backs and camouflage. You was not outside having fun

Pastor Troy doesn’t get enough recognition

I’ve had a few sent to me before. Usually after a fresh wax. Requested? No. Appreciated? Absolutely. Those women didn’t have to hit send, but they did.

Fresh but never frozen

Speaking of my past teenage crush years. One of the biggest Ls I ever took was getting sucker punched by a girls brother. That nigga legit hit me so hard I had to lean on a tree to regroup. Up until this point I hadn’t never been hit that hard by anything yet alone a fist.

Today would be the old guy 90th bday. Some years I miss him, some years I don’t. This year is one of those years that I get mad all over again at him.

Squuuuueeee dooo squuuuueee deee squuuuuebabbledeeeedabbledeeeee

Is it a retrograde happening

Current need

Send him a pussy pic, he’s probably hungry at this hour.

Is it soft tho?

Anywho, goodnight. Everyone go play in some vagina, even if you gotta do it yourself ladies.

Literally ain’t heard from this woman since April and now I get a “hey are you awake?” text. Naw I’m hibernating.

I absolutely hate when a woman tells me we should cut all ties, and not speak any more….. then months later contact me. Please stay wherever you went 🙄.

I need a lit ass group chat

Yall be taking facials?

Yall be into this or…. Cuz I can take it down if….

Her voice is JOI worthy….. maaaaan

Yall got burner pages on here? DM me the names

I just want @vantablackvamp.blacksky.app to know we are down to only 2 remaining fucks to give until December. Blame the citizens of the metropolitan area of New Orleans.

It’s Cozy Season

Shut up and listen to The Pleasure Principle by Janet Jackson. Gone now!!

Yall better thank God everyday that I don’t know how to play a bagpipe

Totally random memory from my 20s I remember that one time I had a friend that would always call me to see if I wanted my dick sucked. She wouldn’t be drunk, under the influence or anything. Ask me about my week, how was work treating me, and if I could fuck her throat.

Ppl get so mad when they can’t use/manipulate you anymore 🤭🤭🤭

I feel like God is sending me a message. For the past 2 days no matter where I look in life, it tells me to be patient in this season, a win is coming to me soon. Trusting the process. Trusting in God.

Also, don’t get me started on the “I got x,xxx followers on i,d,g,a, and f.” squad. Go outside, touch grass, disconnect from the matrix. These people don’t know or care that much about you.

Do what makes you happy(within legal boundaries and/or consent of others).

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve dressed up in wrestling gear on a random ass day and not gave a fuck.

It’s hard being around people that seek validation from the approval of others. You don’t wanna do whatever it is you want to do (within legal boundaries) because of what someone else thinks?! TF are you, 6?!

How about a #NoHandsChallenge? Queue up that Waka, Wale and Roscoe

Rapture Titties? 👀

Folks really surprised that we like areolas like how Cardi has?

You ever think, how much fucking had to be going on for the thought “I’ll become a nun” to come up.

I’m definitely cracking on the first link IF and only IF it’s undeniable sexual chemistry from both of us.

I be knowing the darkest secrets about people. Why do they feel so comfortable to use me as a confessional?

Currently needing this

That first bonding conversation where you can feel each other starting to open up and really enjoy each other's presence even if it's virtually

They said I was the abomination of Obama’s Nation, well that’s a pretty bad way to start a conversation

Ima say it and it’s harsh honesty, that “toxic masculinity” shit folks talk about is needed sometimes. I ain’t never seen so many hoe ass, entitled, soft ass niggas in my life.

“Her body yours but her soul is mine”

Saying I like being left alone is not a stab at not liking my friends, but sometimes, just leave me tf alone. It helps me ground myself

Today I had minimal interaction with the world or anyone in my phone and I realized something. I love being left tf alone.

Tomorrow isn’t promised, suck on some titties today